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Cocytus
06/04/21 2:46:42 PM
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What, are they trust fund kids with nothing better to do? Why not just apply to the fucking store as a cart boy?
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pogo_rabid
06/04/21 2:48:12 PM
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How about you put your cart away in the corral tho

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Lone_Starr
06/04/21 2:48:18 PM
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lol, someone got narced

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I4NRulez
06/04/21 2:48:26 PM
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yeah its kinda dumb. "HURR HERES A FAKE TICKET CAUSE YOU DIDNT PUT YOUR CART BACK"

Like i get it, youre a dick if you leave your cart in the middle of a parking lot but Cart Narcs are dicks too

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justaguy3492
06/04/21 2:48:55 PM
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Lol people who don't walk their cart back are wayyyyy lower on that ladder.

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uwnim
06/04/21 2:49:30 PM
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justaguy3492 posted...
Lol people who don't walk their cart back are wayyyyy lower on that ladder.
This. Dont be lazy.

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Pepys Monster
06/04/21 2:49:42 PM
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People who don't put their carts back are adult children who don't pick up after themselves.

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fhqwhgads
06/04/21 2:50:42 PM
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As a dude that always puts the cart where it belongs, cart narcs are cringey as fuck.

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WashYourHands
06/04/21 2:50:54 PM
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That was just your daily reminder to not be lazy

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s0nicfan
06/04/21 2:51:09 PM
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The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

Yes, that's a copypasta

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Will_VIIII
06/04/21 2:51:22 PM
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don't be a lazybones

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Sayoria
06/04/21 2:51:42 PM
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Fuck people who refuse to put their carts back. May a Home Depot-style lumber cart go straight into the side of their cars.

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trappedunderice
06/04/21 2:52:14 PM
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Woop doo skiddly woop excuse me that's not where the carts go.
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voldothegr8
06/04/21 2:52:22 PM
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People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot are even lower forms of humans
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MC_BatCommander
06/04/21 2:52:39 PM
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TC sounds like a lazy bones

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PaunchyTurtle53
06/04/21 2:52:41 PM
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justaguy3492 posted...
Lol people who don't walk their cart back are wayyyyy lower on that ladder.


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MedeaLysistrata
06/04/21 2:52:44 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Why not just apply to the fucking store as a cart boy?
tbf, it's actually kinda hard to get a grocery job

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jon1012
06/04/21 2:52:54 PM
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Their videos are hilarious

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hockeybub89
06/04/21 2:53:06 PM
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Why give them a fake ticket when you can roll a cart into their car or slash their tires?

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Unknown5uspect
06/04/21 2:53:22 PM
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TC confirmed has no house training and doesn't pick up after his lazy self.

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iPhone_7
06/04/21 2:54:25 PM
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When I worked retail I didnt always mind having to go outside and round up the carts because it gave me a break from having to deal with customers.

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FL81
06/04/21 2:54:49 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot are even lower forms of humans

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uwnim
06/04/21 2:55:09 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

Yes, that's a copypasta

It might be copypasta, yet it is absolutely true.


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The X Dawg
06/04/21 3:00:13 PM
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I bet if you saw a doctor, he would diagnose you with lazybonesitus.
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Cocytus
06/04/21 11:10:43 PM
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I can't believe you guys have such a big opinion on this. It's not his job. And not putting it up creates jobs. Medelers man.
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Agnostic420
06/04/21 11:16:42 PM
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fhqwhgads posted...
As a dude that always puts the cart where it belongs, cart narcs are cringey as fuck.

they have some dork on the radio near Indy that does this shit with a bumper sticker. They have to make jokes about going to bad neighborhoods ahead of time before people tell them to try that there.

Seriously tho. If theres a Cart Narc video playlist from downtown Chicago, for the love of God show me. I wanna see some cringe nerd get their shit pushed in.

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Eramir
06/04/21 11:18:00 PM
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I live by this rule: Two wrongs don't make a right. Abandoning a cart isn't against the law, but harassing people who do it is.
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Agnostic420
06/04/21 11:20:03 PM
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Eramir posted...
I live by this rule: Two wrongs don't make a right. Abandoning a cart isn't against the law, but harassing people who do it is.

I get the sentiment but.. telling someone in public to put a cart away and recording them isnt against the law. I mean Id rather see the cart narc dude get his ass whooped for the lulz but illegal? Naw.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
06/04/21 11:22:08 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

Yes, that's a copypasta


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PoundGarden
06/04/21 11:28:58 PM
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Agnostic420 posted...
I get the sentiment but.. telling someone in public to put a cart away and recording them isnt against the law. I mean Id rather see the cart narc dude get his ass whooped for the lulz but illegal? Naw.

Where I'm at is what they're doing isn't and shouldn't be illegal, however on the flip side it should be legal to use reasonable force to get these dorks to stop harassing you. Especially when they have their family with them

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Pepys Monster
06/05/21 12:00:37 PM
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Cocytus posted...
I can't believe you guys have such a big opinion on this. It's not his job. And not putting it up creates jobs. Medelers man.
He's the hero we need. Karens who don't put their carts back deserve to be called out and put on YouTube.

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sktgamer_13dude
06/05/21 12:01:48 PM
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fhqwhgads posted...
As a dude that always puts the cart where it belongs, cart narcs are cringey as fuck.

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Guide
06/05/21 12:05:28 PM
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Put the cart where it goes, cartel.

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refmon
06/05/21 12:06:26 PM
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TC confirmed lazy bones

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sktgamer_13dude
06/05/21 12:07:08 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...

Youre right. Its his holy mission. Besides, if hes volunteering his time then doesnt that make him an even better person?

A better person would just put the cart back and not film someone for minutes trying to incite a reaction.

Fuck Cart Narcs, as someone who puts their cart back.
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Xavier_On_High
06/05/21 12:07:10 PM
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fhqwhgads posted...
As a dude that always puts the cart where it belongs, cart narcs are cringey as fuck.

This.

They're so much worse than the people who dump their carts.

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Vicious_Dios
06/05/21 12:07:49 PM
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fhqwhgads posted...
As a dude that always puts the cart where it belongs, cart narcs are cringey as fuck.

Any sort of narcing is cringy as fuck.

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voldothegr8
06/05/21 12:09:30 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
A better person would just put the cart back and not film someone for minutes trying to incite a reaction.

This is a misunderstanding. He's not trying to incite reactions, he's trying to convince them to put the cart back. The reactions come naturally because some people can't stand being called out on their shit.
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TheVipaGTS
06/05/21 12:10:17 PM
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Yea I cant stand those guys and I dont understand why people like him. No one in the video is a good person. The person not putting the cart back is an asshole. Then this dude comes along and antagonizes them for a reaction just to put on his YouTube channel and radio show. Its manipulative bull shit.

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LostForest
06/05/21 12:12:53 PM
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TC getting BTFO here.

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RaulJenkins
06/05/21 12:14:37 PM
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I put my carts away and I often go out of my way to get stray carts (even if it's not my job) because I've had a stray cart hit my car before and leave a big dent. I wouldn't want it to happen to someone else and it's pretty easy to avoid if someone PUTS THEIR DAMN CART AWAY or I/a store employee goes to remove it

That being said, that cart narc guy with the YouTube channel (there's probably more than one) where he's blocking traffic from moving through the parking lot so that he can stick tickets on people's cars? Cringe to the absolute max, fuck that guy. He's doing it simply for views (I mean, it's YouTube so you do what you have to) and he loses all credibility when he starts blocking traffic

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Sayoria
06/05/21 12:45:24 PM
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RaulJenkins posted...
I put my carts away and I often go out of my way to get stray carts (even if it's not my job) because I've had a stray cart hit my car before and leave a big dent. I wouldn't want it to happen to someone else and it's pretty easy to avoid if someone PUTS THEIR DAMN CART AWAY or I/a store employee goes to remove it

That being said, that cart narc guy with the YouTube channel (there's probably more than one) where he's blocking traffic from moving through the parking lot so that he can stick tickets on people's cars? Cringe to the absolute max, fuck that guy. He's doing it simply for views (I mean, it's YouTube so you do what you have to) and he loses all credibility when he starts blocking traffic


Blocking traffic? When they ever do that? Most I've seen is moving carts behind the car of the leaver, but not actually block traffic. If this is about that angry woman one who stopped, got out, and yelled at him, he still wasn't blocking. She could have ignored him and drove off.

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sktgamer_13dude
06/05/21 12:48:18 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
He's not trying to incite reactions

He is when they dont put their cart back. Else he wouldnt be filming. Or throwing magnets on peoples cars.

Fuck them.
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Joohny
06/05/21 12:52:10 PM
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Just put your cart away

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Robot2600
06/05/21 12:52:42 PM
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I didnt know what a cart narc was but I could only make it 1 minute into a video before the cringe was too bad.

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WashYourHands
06/05/21 12:53:33 PM
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I dont think this went the way tc thought it would

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Shablagoo
06/05/21 12:57:49 PM
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Cocytus posted...
I can't believe you guys have such a big opinion on this. It's not his job. And not putting it up creates jobs. Medelers man.

No it does not lol. Grocery stores have people to go collect the carts from the corrals either way. Leaving your cart in the middle of the parking lot 1. makes their job a bit harder 2. more importantly leaves open the possibility that the cart will roll into a car or even worse a child or elderly person. I saw a video today of the wind blowing a cart into this ladys car, it could do some real damage to a person especially if they are vulnerable like that.

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06/05/21 12:58:05 PM
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