Current Events > You know what? I kinda Like Jacob in Mass Effect 2

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:24:11 PM
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Hes just a nice guy lmao. Still not all that interesting but he is a good dude. There were only two squad mates I did not like in this game Excluding DLC, this is my first time using those squad mates and one of them was Jacob, so we see what happens with Thane. I REALLY did not like him when I first played years ago.

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CanuckCowboy
05/31/21 11:24:46 PM
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Thane is awesome.

Jacob is eh.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/21 11:25:04 PM
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He's okay when you don't romance him, bioware did him dirty lol

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:26:30 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Thane is awesome.

Jacob is eh.
Maybe because I played when I was younger but I absolutely hated Thane, I just thought he was so cringe with his flashbacks and he takes orders from big stupid jellyfish. How lame. Plus he looks like a damn argonian

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Murphiroth
05/31/21 11:29:25 PM
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Jacob is more boring than Kaidan and that's his greatest achievement.

He's not even a good dude if you romance him lmao.
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AlisLandale
05/31/21 11:32:05 PM
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Jacob was a bro.

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MICHALECOLE
05/31/21 11:32:32 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
He's okay when you don't romance him, bioware did him dirty lol
Why what happens
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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 11:33:07 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Why what happens
he cheats on you

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:33:21 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Jacob is more boring than Kaidan and that's his greatest achievement.

He's not even a good dude if you romance him lmao.
Screw Kaidan. He is a bitch. The attitude he gives on Horizon is whack. Cant you not have him on the Normandy in the third game?

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geno_16
05/31/21 11:33:27 PM
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There was nothing to really hate about Jacob, but there was nothing to really like either. He was just there. The completely generic soldier character. At least Ashley had the racism angle going to at least give her character something other than "I wear armor and shoot things".
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MICHALECOLE
05/31/21 11:33:42 PM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
he cheats on you
whaaaa? With who?!
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CanuckCowboy
05/31/21 11:33:44 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Jacob was a bro.

Hes the most boring character that isn't James. Also see above.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/31/21 11:34:02 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
Murphiroth posted...
Jacob is more boring than Kaidan and that's his greatest achievement.

He's not even a good dude if you romance him lmao.
Screw Kaidan. He is a bitch. The attitude he gives on Borizon is whack. Cant you not have him on the Normandy in the third game?

Ashley treats you even worse than Kaidan does
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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 11:34:38 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
whaaaa? With who?!
Have you played 3?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/21 11:34:43 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
whaaaa? With who?!
some fugly looking npc

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:35:03 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Ashley treats you even worse than Kaidan does
Now thats some shit. Ungrateful lmao

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AlisLandale
05/31/21 11:35:08 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Ashley treats you even worse than Kaidan does

lmao

Ashley: *is a human-supremacist*
Shepherd: hey Im working for human-supremacists
Ashley: You MONSTER

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YellowSUV
05/31/21 11:35:26 PM
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"Heavy risk...... but the priiiiiiiiiize!"

This is the only line anyone remembers from Jacob.


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CanuckCowboy
05/31/21 11:35:31 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Ashley treats you even worse than Kaidan does

They're both absolutely dicks.

Like who the fuck you think you are mother fucker im commander goddamn shepherd and I have my reasons.

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Darmik
05/31/21 11:37:02 PM
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Jacob is a douche. He acts elitist to people like Thane and Tali.

But yeah he shows his true colors in a romance. If Shepard flirts with him and rejects him he doesn't seem heartbroken like the others. He gets more horny.

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:37:34 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
They're both absolutely dicks.

Like who the fuck you think you are mother fucker im commander goddamn shepherd and I have my reasons.
Kaidans ass is going to be fucking glued to the Normandy in ME3.

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MICHALECOLE
05/31/21 11:37:54 PM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
Have you played 3?
Yes
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Darmik
05/31/21 11:38:17 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yes

The plot of him getting that girl pregnant is still there even if you romanced him

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dave_is_slick
05/31/21 11:38:35 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
but I absolutely hated Thane,
See now we gonna have to fight.

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:38:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yes
Shows how irrelevant of a NPC he hooks up with lmao

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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:39:56 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
See now we gonna have to fight.
Will let you know if my opinion is still the same after playing this game again

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Murphiroth
05/31/21 11:41:48 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Hes the most boring character that isn't James. Also see above.

LMAO he's significantly more boring than James. James is actually pretty great, the best human squadmate that isn't DLC.
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MJOLNRVII
05/31/21 11:42:11 PM
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This topic is reminding me that most of the human party members in the trilogy are meh/crap. Kasumi's funny, and Zaeed might be my favorite?

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Murphiroth
05/31/21 11:42:40 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
Kaidans ass is going to be fucking glued to the Normandy in ME3.

He's a beast in combat in ME3 tho.
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Axiom
05/31/21 11:43:08 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
LMAO he's significantly more boring than James. James is actually pretty great, the best human squadmate that isn't DLC.
Nah Vega was so boring and forgettable that I honestly would forget he was even aboard the ship at times
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BipBapBam
05/31/21 11:43:40 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
"Heavy risk...... but the priiiiiiiiiize!"

This is the only line anyone remembers from Jacob.
Don't forget ''Gravity is one mean mother, huh?!''

Most people probably forget it because they never bring him anywhere other than the tutorial where he's forced lmao.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/21 11:43:48 PM
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Kasumi wanted Jacob's dinker donger bad

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Murphiroth
05/31/21 11:45:31 PM
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Axiom posted...
Nah Vega was so boring and forgettable that I honestly would forget he was even aboard the ship at times

See, people who didn't interact with Vega just write him off as boring.

Dude's hilarious. Take him anywhere where you have to tell someone to fix something while you and the other squadmate hold off enemies. Menae, Rannoch.

I think there's just an expectation for the human squadmates to be boring but he's not!
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Darmik
05/31/21 11:46:11 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
This topic is reminding me that most of the human party members in the trilogy are meh/crap. Kasumi's funny, and Zaeed might be my favorite?

I like Miranda although I wish she had more to do in ME3. Jack is pretty good too.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/21 11:46:18 PM
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Vega is fine if you like dudebro meatheads

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BipBapBam
05/31/21 11:48:16 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
See, people who didn't interact with Vega just write him off as boring.

Dude's hilarious. Take him anywhere where you have to tell someone to fix something while you and the other squadmate hold off enemies. Menae, Rannoch.

I think there's just an expectation for the human squadmates to be boring but he's not!
Also people salty that there's no Krogan squadmate in ME3 and he's basically the replacement. He's actually a really fun dude to be around.

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MICHALECOLE
05/31/21 11:53:00 PM
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Darmik posted...
I like Miranda although I wish she had more to do in ME3. Jack is pretty good too.
Jack is the best partner in the game
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SF_Okami
05/31/21 11:54:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Jack is the best partner in the game
If we are talking human, thats debatable.

Best overall? Now that is a lie

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Frolex
06/01/21 12:00:02 AM
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my mans cheats on you and then blames it on you like "did you expect me to wait forever?" bro, she was gone for six months, a horny teenager can wait longer than that

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Darmik
06/01/21 12:07:42 AM
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Frolex posted...
my mans cheats on you and then blames it on you like "did you expect me to wait forever?" bro, she was gone for six months, a horny teenager can wait longer than that

But the priiiize

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MICHALECOLE
06/01/21 1:11:46 AM
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SF_Okami posted...
If we are talking human, thats debatable.

Best overall? Now that is a lie
the best
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Jiggy101011
06/01/21 1:22:26 AM
#42:


I wish more of the ME2 crew played a bigger role in 3. Not a single ME2 crew mate (outside of Tali) is a squad member due to the fact they could all die on the suicide mission.

Also on the subject of Ashley vs Kaiden I find it funny how I romanced Ashley in my ME1 LE playthrough, then Tali in ME2 and 3 and Ashley hooks up with Vega in the DLC. In my insanity playthrough it's time to let Kaiden live.

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SF_Okami
06/01/21 1:04:09 PM
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bump

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