Current Events > Meet Sam, Samsung's new mascot. Is she hot?

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 8:37:37 PM
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Well?




Sam is about to make you forget all about Bixby. A visual arts production house dubbed Lightfarm has made a brand-new virtual assistant for Samsung named Sam, replacing the companys long-running and quirky sounding Bixby.
Lightfarm has published several photos and renders of Sam, and were definitely getting uncanny-valley Battle Angel Alita vibes from it. Aside from that though, the new render looks pretty good, then were not exactly sure if a company like Samsung would go for the, uh, unique art style that Lightfarm has shown.
Aside from the renders, Lightfarm has also provided a short test clip of Sam in action.
Lightstream is a multi-award-winning visual arts production house recognized by Cannes and is a winner of the LIA Grand Prix. Unless Samsung is looking to surprise the tech industry with an unannounced re-imagining of one of the core components of their products, were going to assume that the Samsung Sam character was made by Lightstream by their own volition, and as more of a hey look what we did for your product than an actual announcement from the brand. Take note though that they acknowledged Cheil Agency as one of their collaborators for the project, which is an advertising firm under the Samsung group, so we could be wrong there.

Heres Lightfarms take on it:
Throughout the process, the team devoted itself to developing realistic materials, mainly for the characters hair and clothing, so that Sam appeared aesthetically pleasing. Sam was an incredible partnership between the Cheil Agency and Lightfarm, and we are thrilled to be part of this project! Lightfarm said of the project.
The companys non-conversational voice assistant, S Voice who pre-dates Bixby was retired in June 2020. Bixby on the other hand has been present on Samsung devices since its launch on the Galaxy S8.
https://unbox.ph/editorials/samsung-voice-assistant/


Unlike real-life actress Milana Vayntrub, it's ok for the internet to objectify an imaginary character. The internet and Redditors have already taken a liking to the new mascot:

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyret ard/comments/noe3j7/samsung_made_a_girl_i_want_to_secks_pleasee/

Thoughts CE?

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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 8:38:20 PM
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Depends on the face she makes

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Nukazie
05/31/21 8:39:41 PM
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respect hot women

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Umbreon
05/31/21 8:40:21 PM
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Cute, but also a little uncanny valley.

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Ivynn
05/31/21 8:40:26 PM
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Looks like a Sim

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DarkRoast
05/31/21 8:40:30 PM
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Samsung's hardware department is so far ahead of its marketing and software departments, and it has been that way for almost two decades.

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au_gold
05/31/21 8:40:39 PM
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Hows her ass?

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DespondentDeity
05/31/21 8:40:52 PM
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Ill be lookin up the doujins on my iPhone

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LinkDaLunatic
05/31/21 8:41:43 PM
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annnnd there's already porn of her. haven't looked, just know. got a good feeling the dude who designed her is probably f5ing constantly on r34 waiting too lol
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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 8:43:00 PM
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So are we getting her as a replacement to Bixby for real? Because Bixby was fucking trash and I wish Samsung had an actual Siri equivalent

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Kinny100
05/31/21 8:43:09 PM
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PSA: Samsung Sam hentai already OUT

get ready to unzip, BOYS

@Wii_Shaker cuz i know ur a perv like me

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LordFarquad1312
05/31/21 8:43:24 PM
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The 2D art looks cute. The 3D model looks uncanny.

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Ricemills
05/31/21 8:43:28 PM
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looks like a generic K-pop idol in anime style

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voldothegr8
05/31/21 8:46:54 PM
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Needs more mommy milkers
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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 8:48:19 PM
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au_gold posted...
Hows her ass?
No good pics and fanart doesn't exist yet.

edit: Scratch that. Posted before I saw Kinny's post.

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TendoDRM
05/31/21 8:55:47 PM
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A and C

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The_Korey
05/31/21 9:00:42 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
PSA: Samsung Sam hentai already OUT

Has she made out with Esurance Erin yet?


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DespondentDeity
05/31/21 9:14:28 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
3D model looks uncanny

thats my fetish

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NeonOctopus
05/31/21 9:16:30 PM
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Ew why did they put a mole on her face? Fucking ruined her waifuness for me >_> I'm getting iPhone now

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 9:18:55 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Ew why did they put a mole on her face? Fucking ruined her waifuness for me >_> I'm getting iPhone now
I think the mole is kind of cute.

I thought it was a face tat at first, ngl.

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DespondentDeity
05/31/21 9:20:31 PM
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Lmao I give myself a fake beauty mark sometimes >._>

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DirkDiggles
05/31/21 9:20:40 PM
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Has she been ruled 34 yet?

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 9:21:15 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Lmao I give myself a fake beauty mark sometimes >._>
Ms. Pac Man steez.

DirkDiggles posted...
Has she been ruled 34 yet?
Kinny says so but I can't find anything. She was just announced yesterday.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/31/21 9:24:11 PM
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NeonOctopus
05/31/21 9:25:57 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Ms. Pac Man steez.

Kinny says so but I can't find anything. She was just announced yesterday.
I think the speed record of anything being rule 34'd is like 15 minutes after announcement lol

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MachineJaipur
05/31/21 9:26:53 PM
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Had to open with a duck face?
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Darmik
05/31/21 9:27:43 PM
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The anime head and realistic shirt is really creeping me out.

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RebelElite791
05/31/21 9:27:58 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Oh no


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DirkDiggles
05/31/21 9:28:40 PM
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lol I just searched. Damn. That was pretty quick. lol

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BloodMoon7
05/31/21 9:31:08 PM
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I'm gonna get a Samsung phone immediately so maybe she'll sleep with me. What's their most expensive model?

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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 9:31:26 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm gonna get a Samsung phone immediately so maybe she'll sleep with me. What's their most expensive model?
Fold 2

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MachineJaipur
05/31/21 9:31:45 PM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
Fold 2
Damn, they make phones with folds now?
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DespondentDeity
05/31/21 9:34:37 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Damn, they make phones with folds now?

yeh it was one of the 12 phones @DarkRoast has had over the past 2 years. You not paying close enough attention lol

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Makeveli_lives
05/31/21 9:36:23 PM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
So are we getting her as a replacement to Bixby for real? Because Bixby was fucking trash and I wish Samsung had an actual Siri equivalent
Agreed. Can't get this bitch to start up on first attempt in the 4 years I had a phone installed with it.

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Makeveli_lives
05/31/21 9:38:15 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Damn, they make phones with folds now?
The z flip and the fold 1/2, yes. Probably would've been a new one this year had it not been for the chip shortage or whatever also affecting computers, cars, consoles, etc.

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fohstick
05/31/21 9:39:08 PM
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dump the r34
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MachineJaipur
05/31/21 9:43:49 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
yeh it was one of the 12 phones DarkRoast has had over the past 2 years. You not paying close enough attention lol

I was making a joke. A female phone avatar on a phone that has "folds"
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BloodMoon7
05/31/21 9:48:00 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
I was making a joke. A female phone avatar on a phone that has "folds"
Oh no

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
05/31/21 9:50:04 PM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
So are we getting her as a replacement to Bixby for real? Because Bixby was fucking trash and I wish Samsung had an actual Siri equivalent
You could just use Google Assistant which is better than both.

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 10:09:24 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
You could just use Google Assistant which is better than both.
Google Assistant is trash.

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Onepunch-Man
05/31/21 10:09:49 PM
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Google assist is really bad

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cjsdowg
05/31/21 10:11:04 PM
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I hate that character so much.

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 10:23:09 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I hate that character so much.
I think she's cute.

They obviously know where this is going though.

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Wii_Shaker
05/31/21 10:27:21 PM
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Spooking posted...
She's flat. We need SquareSoft to developer her character circa 1997.
She's reasonably stacked, she's just thin:


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Kinny100
05/31/21 10:46:31 PM
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nws sub already up on reddit.

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awesome999
05/31/21 10:48:32 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Cute, but also a little uncanny valley.

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Flauros
05/31/21 10:49:49 PM
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Shes not 1400lbs with a 5 oclock shadow and rainbow hair?

Twitter and tumblr are probably dripping with anger at this.

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