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PIG_B0SS 05/31/21 2:38:22 AM #1:	I'll be happy in the end? --- NEVER BE GAME OVER <cite>PIG_B0SS posted [p:954482259] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote> I'll be happy in the end? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 2:39:20 AM #2:	of course, because you'll have just gotten a great message --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954482271] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>of course, because you'll have just gotten a great message </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 2:39:29 AM #3:	and massage, even --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954482273] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>and massage, even </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 05/31/21 3:06:21 AM #4:	Don't pick VIP, that's code for Very Intense Prostate massage. <cite>bknight posted [p:954482590] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Don't pick VIP, that's code for Very Intense Prostate massage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 3:11:13 AM #5:	bknight posted... Don't pick VIP, that's code for Very Intense Prostate massage. i hate when i tell her no VIP and she's just "noooo you don't know what you want, i know what you want" you get no fucking power as a consumer, i swear to god --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954482646] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>Don't pick VIP, that's code for Very Intense Prostate massage.</quote>i hate when i tell her no VIP and she's just "noooo you don't know what you want, i know what you want" you get no fucking power as a consumer, i swear to god </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touya999 05/31/21 6:28:49 AM #6:	Hand job --- Thanks for reading. (o_o)/ <cite>Touya999 posted [p:954484798] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Hand job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 05/31/21 6:30:15 AM #7:	They play through a game with you and go for the happy ending --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:954484810] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>They play through a game with you and go for the happy ending </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 6:31:37 AM #8:	Touya999 posted... Hand job children use this site --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954484818] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Touya999 posted... </cite> <quote>Hand job</quote>children use this site </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/31/21 6:38:38 AM #9:	You get a massage while watching an episode of the sitcom Happy Endings. You don't get to choose the episode but it's probably the Valentines Day one where Brad went to the dentist and can't remember anything, Dave sabotaged his own date because he thinks his gf is going to break up with him and Max runs into an ex. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:954484909] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>You get a massage while watching an episode of the sitcom Happy Endings. You don't get to choose the episode but it's probably the Valentines Day one where Brad went to the dentist and can't remember anything, Dave sabotaged his own date because he thinks his gf is going to break up with him and Max runs into an ex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 05/31/21 6:39:29 AM #10:	her dad come in and watch and also join --- ;) don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:954484920] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>her dad come in and watch and also join </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 05/31/21 6:40:06 AM #11:	How much is that in USD? --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:954484928] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>How much is that in USD? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 05/31/21 6:48:12 AM #12:	HJ --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:954485023] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>HJ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ALIEN_WORK2HOP 05/31/21 6:50:25 AM #13:	they tell a joke at the end --- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. <cite>ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted [p:954485048] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>they tell a joke at the end </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 05/31/21 7:39:18 AM #14:	joe40001 posted... How much is that in USD? appx 4.5 million USD --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:954485588] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>joe40001 posted... </cite> <quote>How much is that in USD?</quote> appx 4.5 million USD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/31/21 7:41:13 AM #15:	Jagr_68 posted... appx 4.5 million USD Fuck that, I'll do it at home for free --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954485611] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite> <quote>appx 4.5 million USD</quote>Fuck that, I'll do it at home for free </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 7:41:36 AM #16:	actually it's about 92 dollars for 2 hour VIP --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954485617] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>actually it's about 92 dollars for 2 hour VIP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/31/21 7:42:46 AM #17:	Do people really pay that much money for a stranger to touch their penis? I'm in the wrong field. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954485632] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Do people really pay that much money for a stranger to touch their penis? I'm in the wrong field. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Yahtz09 05/31/21 7:58:53 AM #18:	viewmaster_pi posted... children use this site Do they? --- Arkansas Razorbacks \|\| Oklahoma City Thunder \|\| Cleveland Sports <cite>The_Yahtz09 posted [p:954485865] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>children use this site</quote>Do they? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 05/31/21 8:02:05 AM #19:	In the UK we call it "Executive Relief" --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:954485909] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>In the UK we call it "Executive Relief" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIG_B0SS 05/31/21 8:21:57 AM #20:	Turbam posted... Do people really pay that much money for a stranger to touch their penis? I would pay if it was a super cute girl, maybe --- NEVER BE GAME OVER <cite>PIG_B0SS posted [p:954486173] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Do people really pay that much money for a stranger to touch their penis?</quote> I would pay if it was a super cute girl, maybe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 05/31/21 8:23:25 AM #21:	The_Yahtz09 posted... Do they? according to the mods --- You've reached the end, and still- you don't feel <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954486197] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>The_Yahtz09 posted... </cite> <quote>Do they?</quote>according to the mods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 05/31/21 8:38:11 AM #22:	viewmaster_pi posted... actually it's about 92 dollars for 2 hour VIP That's a great value all things considered. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:954486440] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>actually it's about 92 dollars for 2 hour VIP</quote>That's a great value all things considered. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/31/21 9:36:26 AM #23:	viewmaster_pi posted... children use this site if the age of the tos is 13. they're going to figure it out sometime. one guy on CE paid 500$ for a sad handy. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:954487497] in what's &qu... [t:79487381]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted...</cite> <quote>children use this site</quote> if the age of the tos is 13. they're going to figure it out sometime. one guy on CE paid 500$ for a sad handy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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