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pegusus123456
05/31/21 2:29:25 AM
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It turns out okay though because she immediately runs away from home. Oh, but wait, she immediately decides her mom had the right idea and a "benevolent man" takes her off the street. Then she somehow ascends the levels of society, prostituting herself to "kings, congressmen, and the occasional aristocrat" until she's able to afford a mansion and a NYC townhouse.

It is a banger tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUN0U80hELo


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piner
05/31/21 2:39:17 AM
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Inspiring tale

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Nukazie
05/31/21 2:46:23 AM
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empowering

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ThanksUglyGod
05/31/21 3:04:08 AM
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I've heard of a hoedown but this is ridiculous!
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jumi
05/31/21 3:27:12 AM
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Knew the song from reading the topic title.

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pegusus123456
05/31/21 3:29:56 AM
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jumi posted...
Knew the song from reading the topic title.
Is there another song about a mother whoring her daughter out?

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Southernfatman
05/31/21 3:30:29 AM
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jumi posted...
Knew the song from reading the topic title.

This. It's dark subject matter, but sometimes that makes for a good song. Now country songs are just about beer, Jesus, dirt roads, parties, and cliche love/family stuff that's just complete cheese.

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jumi
05/31/21 3:34:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Is there another song about a mother whoring her daughter out?

Probably.

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MrMallard
05/31/21 3:34:47 AM
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I mean, the YouTube URL has FUN in it, so it can't be that bad.

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PMarth2002
05/31/21 3:53:44 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It turns out okay though because she immediately runs away from home.

She didn't run away, she didn't have a home to return to, her mother dies and social services takes her little brother away.

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pegusus123456
05/31/21 3:55:59 AM
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cuh posted...
https://youtu.be/u7t7m7KxEd0
Kinda lame tbh. I actually thought about this as a drag routine and thought it'd be difficult since it doesn't lend itself to any kind of dance moves or anything. Seems like I was right since they mostly just walked back and forth across the stage.

They also cut out the one part of the song that would probably work well for a routine:
https://youtu.be/l0-4xmPv_o8?t=234

PMarth2002 posted...
She didn't run away, she didn't have a home to return to, her mother dies and social services takes her little brother away.
She definitely ran away.

Well, that was the last time I saw my ma
The night I left that rickety shack
The welfare people came and took the baby
Mama died and I ain't been back

And then she says she was on the street which she wouldn't have been if she'd gone with the dude her mom solder her to.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/31/21 3:58:06 AM
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Why would she make this song? That's someone's daughter

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TheoryzC
05/31/21 4:03:07 AM
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Wrong Way

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pegusus123456
05/31/21 4:11:05 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why would she make this song? That's someone's daughter
She didn't actually, it's a cover of a song by Bobbie Gentry.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/31/21 4:13:44 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
She didn't actually, it's a cover of a song by Bobbie Gentry.

She still made this song. She just didn't originally write it. Yay, semantics.

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ShyOx
05/31/21 4:28:52 AM
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It's not about her whoring her daughter out; she literally tells her daughter to forget about her and her baby brother, and that her best chance is to bag some man to get security. Puts the last of their money into buying her the dress.

Song implies her mother and little brother die poor and alone.

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pegusus123456
05/31/21 4:31:52 AM
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ShyOx posted...
It's not about her whoring her daughter out; she literally tells her daughter to forget about her and her baby brother, and that her best chance is to bag some man to get security. Puts the last of their money into buying her the dress.
"Who criticized mama for turning me out."

That's prostituting someone.

And in the music video, you literally see a car pulling up to the house to get the merchandise he bought.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/31/21 4:45:29 AM
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yeah, not sure if i wanna listen to it...
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pegusus123456
05/31/21 4:52:37 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
yeah, not sure if i wanna listen to it...
It bangs harder than that dude banged her

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PMarth2002
05/31/21 9:13:33 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
She definitely ran away.

No, she just left home. She was 18 and basically did what her mom was expecting her to.

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Cemith
05/31/21 9:15:03 AM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
I've heard of a hoedown but this is ridiculous!
I noticed your wonderful comment sir.


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The Trent
05/31/21 9:15:54 AM
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jumi posted...
Knew the song from reading the topic title.


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BakonBitz
05/31/21 9:19:52 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
This. It's dark subject matter, but sometimes that makes for a good song. Now country songs are just about beer, Jesus, dirt roads, parties, and cliche love/family stuff that's just complete cheese.
Yeah, I wish modern day country music was less homogenized.

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jumi
05/31/21 9:22:21 PM
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BakonBitz posted...
Yeah, I wish modern day country music was less homogenized.

Country today is either redneck shit, or pop with a southern accent.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
05/31/21 9:23:25 PM
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Prostitutes can do anything they put their minds to!
Especially if it involves crack.

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BignutzisBack
05/31/21 9:26:54 PM
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_MorningStar
05/31/21 9:29:45 PM
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Fancy is a fucking banger and Reba is a god damn Saint.

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Unsugarized_Foo
05/31/21 9:32:22 PM
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Tbf, it was her one chance

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02fran
06/01/21 3:44:03 PM
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Was this made by ghislaine
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FortuneCookie
06/01/21 5:43:13 PM
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jumi posted...
Knew the song from reading the topic title.

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furb
06/01/21 5:45:43 PM
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Makes me think of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk

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TheGoldenEel
06/01/21 6:06:03 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
This. It's dark subject matter, but sometimes that makes for a good song. Now country songs are just about beer, Jesus, dirt roads, parties, and cliche love/family stuff that's just complete cheese.
country music is doing just fine rn, as usual you gotta look past the super popular

https://youtu.be/2_I3Rp1CQak

https://youtu.be/xa2uRlL3zhY

https://youtu.be/BlOk5wV0DRo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JbiwXhn_cFI

https://youtu.be/-5_tGEao_GQ

https://youtu.be/kR8ec75oPrA

https://youtu.be/_bKi2aQxU14

https://youtu.be/FNzJx83ksz8

https://youtu.be/oPS2b7qevA8


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FortuneCookie
06/01/21 6:10:07 PM
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I feel like "Beer, Jesus, and Dirt Roads" would be the ultimate country song title.

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Jiek_Fafn
06/01/21 6:12:28 PM
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I prefer simple sexual country songs like Dicked Down in Dallas

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