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Daniel_Berkhart 05/28/21 1:18:58 PM #1:	Not sure if this is true or not but that would be awesome to have happen https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/nm6gqk/official_poster_for_jungle_cruise_starring_dwayne/gzo6lyo/?context=3 Hi! I really was a Jungle Cruise skipper for 5 years! Totally depends on your skipper. Disney does not encourage it at all, and in fact actively discourages it. Most new skippers don't know the dirty jokes. Intermediate skippers know maybe one or two. Experienced skippers know them *all. The issue is that the way Disney seniority works, the longer you stay at Disney the more hours you get. The long shifts are in the morning and the short shifts are at night. Realistically, you are very unlikely to get an experienced skipper at nighttime, and you are very likely to get an experienced skipper in the morning. However, the issue is that families all show up in the morning, so skippers that know the dirty jokes will never be able to tell them. Every now and again an experienced skipper will work the night shift (because they traded shifts with someone or they didn't have availability in the morning that day), but then the skipper has to get the perfect storm of "I know there are no kids aboard" and "I know nobody on this trip will get offended and go to City Hall." In my 5 years of working at Disney, I only had the chance to do the "risque" cruise twice: once when I literally had a bote that I knew were only college kids (it was the middle of a group of 300) and once when it was an after-hours cast member event where I had one dude onboard. To give you a taste of the dirty jokes I knew:* *That statue over there is Ganesha. You can see he's holding his trunk in his hand... and you would, too, if you were the guardian of the sacred Indian Elephant bathing pool.* *These hippos are only dangerous if they wiggle their ears or blow bubbles; thankfully Bubbles is out sick at the moment.* *That over there is the second-largest snake in the jungle. If anyone wants to see the largest snake in the jungle, I'm off-duty in 2 hours.* <cite>Daniel_Berkhart posted [p:954397038] in This guy s... [t:79483208]...</cite> <quote>Not sure if this is true or not but that would be awesome to have happen https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/nm6gqk/official_poster_for_jungle_cruise_starring_dwayne/gzo6lyo/?context=3 Hi! I really was a Jungle Cruise skipper for 5 years! Totally depends on your skipper. Disney does not encourage it at all, and in fact actively discourages it. Most new skippers don't know the dirty jokes. Intermediate skippers know maybe one or two. Experienced skippers know them all. The issue is that the way Disney seniority works, the longer you stay at Disney the more hours you get. The long shifts are in the morning and the short shifts are at night. Realistically, you are very unlikely to get an experienced skipper at nighttime, and you are very likely to get an experienced skipper in the morning. However, the issue is that families all show up in the morning, so skippers that know the dirty jokes will never be able to tell them. Every now and again an experienced skipper will work the night shift (because they traded shifts with someone or they didn't have availability in the morning that day), but then the skipper has to get the perfect storm of "I know there are no kids aboard" and "I know nobody on this trip will get offended and go to City Hall." In my 5 years of working at Disney, I only had the chance to do the "risque" cruise twice: once when I literally had a bote that I knew were only college kids (it was the middle of a group of 300) and once when it was an after-hours cast member event where I had one dude onboard. To give you a taste of the dirty jokes I knew: That statue over there is Ganesha. You can see he's holding his trunk in his hand... and you would, too, if you were the guardian of the sacred Indian Elephant bathing pool.These hippos are only dangerous if they wiggle their ears or blow bubbles; thankfully Bubbles is out sick at the moment.That over there is the second-largest snake in the jungle. If anyone wants to see the largest snake in the jungle, I'm off-duty in 2 hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TommyG663513 05/28/21 1:20:51 PM #2:	Yeah this makes sense, there are lots of dirty homes a Skipper could easily do on that ride --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 <cite>TommyG663513 posted [p:954397096] in This guy s... [t:79483208]...</cite> <quote>Yeah this makes sense, there are lots of dirty homes a Skipper could easily do on that ride </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnlikedMonkey 05/28/21 1:29:14 PM #3:	Daniel_Berkhart posted... That over there is the second-largest snake in the jungle. If anyone wants to see the largest snake in the jungle, I'm off-duty in 2 hours. Wonder what his response would be if someone onboard took him up on that offer =) --- Matt Murdock of Earth-616, you have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Gr... F-sharp Bell Corps. - Karrde <cite>UnlikedMonkey posted [p:954397371] in This guy s... [t:79483208]...</cite> <quote>Daniel_Berkhart posted... </cite> <quote>That over there is the second-largest snake in the jungle. If anyone wants to see the largest snake in the jungle, I'm off-duty in 2 hours.</quote> Wonder what his response would be if someone onboard took him up on that offer =) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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