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known2FAIL 05/28/21 7:23:55 AM #1:	Its already uncomfortable and embarrassing. If anyone actually notices though... My God... --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954387759] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Its already uncomfortable and embarrassing. If anyone actually notices though... My God... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaddenDude-- 05/28/21 7:24:22 AM #2:	think about your grandma --- I am Dan_Haren <cite>MaddenDude-- posted [p:954387767] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>think about your grandma </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIe 05/28/21 7:24:31 AM #3:	I think if you flex a muscle for 30 sevonds its supposed to work. --- Play what you love and the damage will come. <cite>FabIe posted [p:954387770] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I think if you flex a muscle for 30 sevonds its supposed to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 05/28/21 7:26:23 AM #4:	Tuck it up under your boxers/pants. Just bring it to 12:00 and let your waistband or belt take care of it, you wont be able to see and itll slowly start to go down --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:954387798] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Tuck it up under your boxers/pants. Just bring it to 12:00 and let your waistband or belt take care of it, you wont be able to see and itll slowly start to go down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 05/28/21 7:27:28 AM #5:	FabIe posted... I think if you flex a muscle for 30 sevonds its supposed to work. Wait its that simple? That is a true life hack! gatorsPENSbucs posted... Tuck it up under your boxers/pants. Just bring it to 12:00 and let your waistband or belt take care of it. uhh... What? --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954387811] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>FabIe posted... </cite> <quote>I think if you flex a muscle for 30 sevonds its supposed to work.</quote> Wait its that simple? That is a true life hack! gatorsPENSbucs posted... </cite> <quote>Tuck it up under your boxers/pants. Just bring it to 12:00 and let your waistband or belt take care of it.</quote> uhh... What? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noumas 05/28/21 7:28:39 AM #6:	Lol but honestly I never understood this joke, my penis is so small that even with an erection, it would never be visible to the naked eye. Yet shows make such a big deal of it like you could see it through the pants <cite>Noumas posted [p:954387823] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Lol but honestly I never understood this joke, my penis is so small that even with an erection, it would never be visible to the naked eye. Yet shows make such a big deal of it like you could see it through the pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 05/28/21 7:28:55 AM #7:	^ sorry dude known2FAIL posted... uhh... What? I dont know what else to say. bring it up towards your belly button and let your waistband rest on it. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:954387827] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>^ sorry dude known2FAIL posted... </cite> <quote>uhh... What?</quote> I dont know what else to say. bring it up towards your belly button and let your waistband rest on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 05/28/21 7:28:56 AM #8:	I find doing mental arithmetic works. A simple one - keep doubling the value, as high as you can go. 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, etc. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:954387828] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I find doing mental arithmetic works. A simple one - keep doubling the value, as high as you can go. 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 05/28/21 7:29:11 AM #9:	https://youtu.be/qNFW8eSzb44?t=8 --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:954387831] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/qNFW8eSzb44?t=8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whitelytning 05/28/21 7:30:34 AM #10:	Put your hand in a garbage disposal and turn it on. ~~(dont really do this)~~ --- ************************************************ https://imgur.com/iZdWIKJ <cite>whitelytning posted [p:954387848] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Put your hand in a garbage disposal and turn it on. (dont really do this) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 7:32:48 AM #11:	I have a few inherently un-sexy thoughts I go to. Clouds, for instance. Or trees. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:954387887] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I have a few inherently un-sexy thoughts I go to. Clouds, for instance. Or trees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/28/21 7:36:11 AM #12:	You know that muscle that makes your dick bobble up and down? Pull back/flew that for 30 seconds or so. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:954387926] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>You know that muscle that makes your dick bobble up and down? Pull back/flew that for 30 seconds or so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 05/28/21 7:36:23 AM #13:	pinky0926 posted... I find doing mental arithmetic works. A simple one - keep doubling the value, as high as you can go. 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, etc. Thats a cool idea. OwlRammer posted... https://youtu.be/qNFW8eSzb44?t=8 That was neat... but why tho? --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954387929] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>I find doing mental arithmetic works. A simple one - keep doubling the value, as high as you can go. 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, etc.</quote> Thats a cool idea. OwlRammer posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/qNFW8eSzb44?t=8</quote> That was neat... but why tho? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 05/28/21 7:39:15 AM #14:	Yeah, finish the deed --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:954387972] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, finish the deed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 05/28/21 7:43:04 AM #15:	I think about water, butterflies and clouds. That tends to work. --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:954388028] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I think about water, butterflies and clouds. That tends to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 05/28/21 7:45:46 AM #16:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... I think about water, butterflies and clouds. That tends to work. This is the second time Ive seen this recommended. Im surprised something like that works honestly --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954388059] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>I think about water, butterflies and clouds. That tends to work.</quote> This is the second time Ive seen this recommended. Im surprised something like that works honestly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/28/21 7:48:10 AM #17:	I posted one that works and you skipped it. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:954388091] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I posted one that works and you skipped it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 05/28/21 7:51:52 AM #18:	Alteres posted... I posted one that works and you skipped it. Oh I didnt see it. my bad Alteres posted... You know that muscle that makes your dick bobble up and down? Pull back/flew that for 30 seconds or so. Pull back/flew? What? Do you mean just pull up on your dick for 30 seconds? --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954388166] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>I posted one that works and you skipped it.</quote> Oh I didnt see it. my bad Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>You know that muscle that makes your dick bobble up and down? Pull back/flew that for 30 seconds or so.</quote> Pull back/flew? What? Do you mean just pull up on your dick for 30 seconds? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/28/21 7:53:27 AM #19:	Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home. --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:954388181] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/28/21 7:59:10 AM #20:	Flex, not yank on your dick --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:954388273] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Flex, not yank on your dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
known2FAIL 05/28/21 8:01:41 AM #21:	Alteres posted... Flex, not yank on your dick Oh LMAO. Ill try it next time --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... <cite>known2FAIL posted [p:954388315] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Flex, not yank on your dick</quote> Oh LMAO. Ill try it next time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk 05/28/21 8:27:14 AM #22:	Flex your quads as hard as you can -- makes the blood rush to the big muscles <cite>Njolk posted [p:954388774] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Flex your quads as hard as you can -- makes the blood rush to the big muscles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 05/28/21 8:27:56 AM #23:	I dont get those much anymore, must be getting up there in age --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:954388790] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>I dont get those much anymore, must be getting up there in age </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 05/28/21 8:29:02 AM #24:	AlisLandale posted... Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home. i lold --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:954388804] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home.</quote> i lold </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 05/28/21 8:41:55 AM #25:	Take a piss. Works every time. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:954389060] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Take a piss. Works every time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/28/21 8:44:15 AM #26:	Personally I just pop the head into my anus in the morning and Im good for 8-12hrs --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954389110] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Personally I just pop the head into my anus in the morning and Im good for 8-12hrs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noumas 05/29/21 10:18:55 AM #27:	AlisLandale posted... Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home. I hate revealing that I know this but... there's a hentai like that so <cite>Noumas posted [p:954425205] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Just take off your dick when you go outside and put it back on when you get back home.</quote>I hate revealing that I know this but... there's a hentai like that so </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/29/21 10:19:39 AM #28:	Get older --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:954425219] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Get older </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 05/29/21 10:36:45 AM #29:	Do relaxation techniques like focusing on deep breaths. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:954425560] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>Do relaxation techniques like focusing on deep breaths. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 05/29/21 10:37:49 AM #30:	rub under your forearms --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:954425582] in Is there a... [t:79482756]...</cite> <quote>rub under your forearms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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