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I Like Toast 05/25/21 4:43:34 PM #1:	But it was to get my own package. I ordered a new sd card from best buy, which for some reason doesn't want to respect my decision to use this address and defaulted to my old address. I didn't pay attention assuming it was on the right address, didn't notice the mistake until this morning when it was out for delivery. UPS has the 'where's my truck' noticed that it wasn't anywhere near my apartment...then recognized it as my old address...then went back to the best buy order and sure enough it was set to the old address. So after it was marked delivered i drove about 30 mins to snag it before the people living in my old apartment could notice --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all https://mikelikesthis.net the blog no one asked for is back <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:954291348] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>But it was to get my own package. I ordered a new sd card from best buy, which for some reason doesn't want to respect my decision to use this address and defaulted to my old address. I didn't pay attention assuming it was on the right address, didn't notice the mistake until this morning when it was out for delivery. UPS has the 'where's my truck' noticed that it wasn't anywhere near my apartment...then recognized it as my old address...then went back to the best buy order and sure enough it was set to the old address. So after it was marked delivered i drove about 30 mins to snag it before the people living in my old apartment could notice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 05/25/21 4:54:33 PM #2:	I see nothing wrong with this! Well done! --- The 2020 PWS Eliminator Champion Silver Bearings 2020: Clear Vision for America <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:954291703] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>I see nothing wrong with this! Well done! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 05/27/21 6:08:06 AM #3:	Nice. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:954349082] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/27/21 6:11:53 AM #4:	What if you open it and it just happens to be something different that they actually ordered? >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:954349131] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>What if you open it and it just happens to be something different that they actually ordered? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ncsonic 05/27/21 6:16:28 AM #5:	Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb --- WIRED https://www.youtube.com/user/wired <cite>ncsonic posted [p:954349171] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 05/27/21 6:17:18 AM #6:	There's two buildings here that each have an apartment 14. It feels like I'm constantly having to sneak over to the other one to pick up packages that they didn't bother to check the correct building for. Strangely enough, I've never noticed it happening the other way around. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:954349178] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>There's two buildings here that each have an apartment 14. It feels like I'm constantly having to sneak over to the other one to pick up packages that they didn't bother to check the correct building for. Strangely enough, I've never noticed it happening the other way around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 05/27/21 6:24:00 AM #7:	ncsonic posted... Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb There is a difference between morality and legality. I wouldnt suggest doing it solely because if seen it coulda caused some issues. But I wouldnt call it a wrong. Just risky --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:954349247] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>ncsonic posted... </cite> <quote>Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb</quote> There is a difference between morality and legality. I wouldnt suggest doing it solely because if seen it coulda caused some issues. But I wouldnt call it a wrong. Just risky </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kyujo 05/27/21 6:43:08 AM #8:	Yeah, I did this, but was just at a neighbor's place and they didn't answer the door. We get frequent delivery mix-ups so I'm often taking things to houses down the street, just once taking it back... --- Now Playing: Witcher III, Ys IX, FF7R <cite>kyujo posted [p:954349491] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I did this, but was just at a neighbor's place and they didn't answer the door. We get frequent delivery mix-ups so I'm often taking things to houses down the street, just once taking it back... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solo_Wing 05/27/21 7:08:23 AM #9:	I hope you rot in jail for this TC. Report this criminal! --- Time to dive into the fireworks! <cite>Solo_Wing posted [p:954349772] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>I hope you rot in jail for this TC. Report this criminal! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/27/21 7:13:11 AM #10:	Solo_Wing posted... I hope you rot in jail for this TC. Report this criminal! TC could also get some crazy person who goes to the extreme with porch pirates and get hurt if he is unlucky. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:954349845] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Solo_Wing posted... </cite> <quote>I hope you rot in jail for this TC. Report this criminal!</quote>TC could also get some crazy person who goes to the extreme with porch pirates and get hurt if he is unlucky. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/27/21 7:16:36 AM #11:	and then you opened the package and realized it's not yours after all. fuck! --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:954349903] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>and then you opened the package and realized it's not yours after all. fuck! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 05/27/21 7:18:31 AM #12:	You could have at least knocked, explained the sitch, showed them the package, etc. Shit, maybe even have a good friendly chat and a laugh. Instead, you chose to be awkward. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:954349924] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>You could have at least knocked, explained the sitch, showed them the package, etc. Shit, maybe even have a good friendly chat and a laugh. Instead, you chose to be awkward. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 05/27/21 7:19:55 AM #13:	ncsonic posted... Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb I'm not usually the one to do this, but uh, SHUT THE FUCK UP --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:954349940] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>ncsonic posted... </cite> <quote>Once its on their property its no longer your order, thats your fault and UPS fault, UPS has insurance to cover the lost and send you a new one. Dont be a thief because of that error. Two wrongs cannot make a right. - Ancient Chinese Proverb</quote> I'm not usually the one to do this, but uh, SHUT THE FUCK UP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/27/21 7:20:54 AM #14:	Naysaspace posted... You could have at least knocked, explained the sitch, showed them the package, etc. Shit, maybe even have a good friendly chat and a laugh. Instead, you chose to be awkward. i think tc lives in america he probably didn't want to get shot --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:954349953] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>You could have at least knocked, explained the sitch, showed them the package, etc. Shit, maybe even have a good friendly chat and a laugh. Instead, you chose to be awkward.</quote>i think tc lives in america he probably didn't want to get shot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 05/27/21 7:23:29 AM #15:	Once I had an order dropped off at my house that wasn't mine, so I walked it to the dude's house. It was a bubble envelope so i sorta felt what it was. It was ~~some sort of tube apparatus.~~ <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:954349984] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>Once I had an order dropped off at my house that wasn't mine, so I walked it to the dude's house. It was a bubble envelope so i sorta felt what it was. It was some sort of tube apparatus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/27/21 7:26:51 AM #16:	This is like something out of Seinfeld lol. having a hard time figuring out if it would be a George plot or a Kramer plot --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:954350017] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>This is like something out of Seinfeld lol. having a hard time figuring out if it would be a George plot or a Kramer plot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingKudaKane 05/27/21 7:32:09 AM #17:	This reminds me of when I went grocery shopping and an identical SUV to mine was in the parking lot. The same color, interior, and everything. Not sure if they left it unlocked or if my remote did it, but I was able to open the back and put in all my groceries inside. I thought the case of water bottles was weird and maybe my brother put them there. When I got in the driver's seat I noticed a child's flip flop on the passenger side floor. I was like wtf. Then it wouldn't start. Not sure why it took me so long to realize it wasn't my car. So I got out and snatched everything from the back before the owner came out of the store. It was terrifying. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>KingKudaKane posted [p:954350082] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of when I went grocery shopping and an identical SUV to mine was in the parking lot. The same color, interior, and everything. Not sure if they left it unlocked or if my remote did it, but I was able to open the back and put in all my groceries inside. I thought the case of water bottles was weird and maybe my brother put them there. When I got in the driver's seat I noticed a child's flip flop on the passenger side floor. I was like wtf. Then it wouldn't start. Not sure why it took me so long to realize it wasn't my car. So I got out and snatched everything from the back before the owner came out of the store. It was terrifying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Barber102 05/27/21 7:40:59 AM #18:	AlisLandale posted... This is like something out of Seinfeld lol. having a hard time figuring out if it would be a George plot or a Kramer plot could be both but i think a kramer plot would be superior in this situation. --- Dinosaurs built the pyramids. <cite>Barber102 posted [p:954350223] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>This is like something out of Seinfeld lol. having a hard time figuring out if it would be a George plot or a Kramer plot</quote> could be both but i think a kramer plot would be superior in this situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/27/21 7:42:07 AM #19:	I feel like this term is a slur but I don't really care --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:954350242] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>I feel like this term is a slur but I don't really care </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 05/27/21 7:45:17 AM #20:	TC, you're going to jail. They had a camera and saw you steal the package. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:954350296] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote>TC, you're going to jail. They had a camera and saw you steal the package. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 05/27/21 9:39:32 AM #21:	what weirdo bumped this. NeonOctopus posted... What if you open it and it just happens to be something different that they actually ordered? >_> it would be pretty weird of them to order something in my name, but i guess they would have been getting whatever didn't get forwarded the first few months and could have just thought my name was that awesome KingKudaKane posted... This reminds me of when I went grocery shopping and an identical SUV to mine was in the parking lot. The same color, interior, and everything. Not sure if they left it unlocked or if my remote did it, but I was able to open the back and put in all my groceries inside. I thought the case of water bottles was weird and maybe my brother put them there. When I got in the driver's seat I noticed a child's flip flop on the passenger side floor. I was like wtf. Then it wouldn't start. Not sure why it took me so long to realize it wasn't my car. So I got out and snatched everything from the back before the owner came out of the store. It was terrifying. i never did this with my own car, but i was with my aunt once and she left her wallet in the car and gave me the keys to get it while she waited in line...then i spent like 3 minutes trying to open the wrong car. smoke_break posted... TC, you're going to jail. They had a camera and saw you steal the package. with 10,000 spoons level of irony, it was an sd card for my dash cam. --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all https://mikelikesthis.net the blog no one asked for is back <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:954352748] in Today I be... [t:79477998]...</cite> <quote> what weirdo bumped this. NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>What if you open it and it just happens to be something different that they actually ordered? >_></quote> it would be pretty weird of them to order something in my name, but i guess they would have been getting whatever didn't get forwarded the first few months and could have just thought my name was that awesome KingKudaKane posted... </cite> <quote>This reminds me of when I went grocery shopping and an identical SUV to mine was in the parking lot. The same color, interior, and everything. Not sure if they left it unlocked or if my remote did it, but I was able to open the back and put in all my groceries inside. I thought the case of water bottles was weird and maybe my brother put them there. When I got in the driver's seat I noticed a child's flip flop on the passenger side floor. I was like wtf. Then it wouldn't start. Not sure why it took me so long to realize it wasn't my car. So I got out and snatched everything from the back before the owner came out of the store. It was terrifying.</quote> i never did this with my own car, but i was with my aunt once and she left her wallet in the car and gave me the keys to get it while she waited in line...then i spent like 3 minutes trying to open the wrong car. smoke_break posted... </cite> <quote>TC, you're going to jail. They had a camera and saw you steal the package.</quote> with 10,000 spoons level of irony, it was an sd card for my dash cam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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