Poll of the Day > How long do you all microwave your cereal before you add the ranch?

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:25:36 PM
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I usually give it 1:30 - 2 mins before stripping the top with ranch.
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FatalAccident
05/10/21 6:26:47 PM
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What lol

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Jen0125
05/10/21 6:27:38 PM
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I do it before the microwave. I like my ranch hot

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:28:18 PM
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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:30:16 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I do it before the microwave. I like my ranch hot

Hot ranch is hawt (sweats in Midwest)

Are you a Hidden Valley kind of girl?
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Nichtcrawler X
05/10/21 6:45:33 PM
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Considering what ranch is, it would be quite strange if I added it, regardless of microwave times.

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keyblader1985
05/10/21 6:47:12 PM
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What kind of fucking heathen puts ranch on cereal instead of relish??

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:47:49 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Considering what ranch is, it would be quite strange if I added it, regardless of microwave times.

keyblader1985 posted...
What kind of fucking heathen puts ranch on cereal instead of relish??

It's called an Ohio breakfast, don't insult my culture! ope
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Mead
05/10/21 6:47:58 PM
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mid-bite its a lot of risk but its worth it

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:48:54 PM
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Mead posted...
mid-bite its a lot of risk but its worth it

nice, so you keep the bottle with you while you eat? can't ever have enough ranch!
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Nichtcrawler X
05/10/21 6:53:26 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...


It's called an Ohio breakfast, don't insult my culture!

I said I, you do you.

Me knowing not to eat ranch, is completely separate from your culture.

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Mead
05/10/21 6:55:27 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
nice, so you keep the bottle with you while you eat? can't ever have enough ranch!

I keep a ranch capsule imbedded between my molars

even in an emergency I can but down and get warm flavor from the heartland

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 6:55:36 PM
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Why do you not eat ranch? It's part of your daily nutrition

@Mead I'm going to need the number to your dentist
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Nichtcrawler X
05/10/21 6:58:43 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
It's part of your daily nutrition

Nothing special in there that cannot come from another source.

IronBornCorps posted...
Why do you not eat ranch?

Besides it not really being a thing here, it basically combines all my intolerances into one lethal sauce. (Kinda like Tzatziki)

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 7:00:48 PM
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A moment of silence for those with lactose intolerance, and can't enjoy the flavors from the sacred Hidden Valley
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Nichtcrawler X
05/10/21 7:03:01 PM
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Lactose is not my problem, garlic, onion and yoghurt (including buttermilk) are. Although I am mostly neutral towards the tastes of garlic and onion in reasonable small doses, oversaturate it and even the taste will be too much for me. The taste of yoghurt I completely associate with having to throw up, so I never liked that.

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shadowsword87
05/10/21 7:04:57 PM
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Oh lactose intolerant people can still eat ranch, that's what I do.
They're just cowards and their immediate-butt-neighbors are cowards too.
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MeteoricBurst
05/10/21 7:08:13 PM
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I prefer milk tea on my cereal thanks.

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thedeerzord
05/10/21 7:20:31 PM
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*barfs all over topic*

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shadowsword87
05/10/21 7:22:05 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
*barfs all over topic*

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papercup
05/10/21 7:27:42 PM
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5 mins minimum then I put horseradish sauce on, not ranch.

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Metalsonic66
05/10/21 8:39:17 PM
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I don't get the youngins' slang nowadays

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Kanatteru
05/10/21 9:00:52 PM
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i like to put some sriracha sauce on top to add some kick

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Muscles
05/10/21 10:23:39 PM
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I like my cereal Chicago style. It needs mustard, relish, diced onions, celery salt, quartered pickle, tomato slices and sport peppers

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 10:30:35 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
i like to put some sriracha sauce on top to add some kick

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grimhilde00
05/10/21 10:32:09 PM
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I'm impressed by how many wrong things you managed to squeeze into a simple sentence.

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DragonClaw01
05/10/21 11:11:46 PM
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Mix five different cereals together and die of a diabetic coma after drinking the milk.

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trodi_911
05/10/21 11:18:41 PM
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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

You're supposed to put the cereal on top of the ranch.

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Tag365
05/11/21 12:11:22 AM
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I didn't know people microwaved their cereal. I thought it was something you put in a bowl which you then poured milk in.

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shadowsword87
05/11/21 12:15:06 AM
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Tag365 posted...
I didn't know people microwaved their cereal. I thought it was something you put in a bowl which you then poured milk in.

Ugh, gross, what next, you don't mix in two different cereals?
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Mead
05/11/21 12:16:01 AM
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Tag365 posted...
I didn't know people microwaved their cereal. I thought it was something you put in a bowl which you then poured milk in.

I dont think its even safe to eat raw cereal

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Ogurisama
05/11/21 12:24:48 AM
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Monopoman
05/11/21 12:29:27 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Considering what ranch is, it would be quite strange if I added it, regardless of microwave times.

I'm there with ya man relish and mustard is all I ever put on my cereal and you see heathens putting ketchup on it.
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IronBornCorps
05/11/21 12:39:07 AM
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Ranch and Hot sauce is where it's at, Buffalo cereal.
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Tag365
05/16/21 11:37:55 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Ugh, gross, what next, you don't mix in two different cereals?
What kind of cereal are you talking about? I didn't know there was more kinds of cereal than breakfast cereal which is something you put in a bowl which you then poured milk in.

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PunishedOni
05/16/21 1:28:56 PM
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i eat my cereal without any fluids

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OhhhJa
05/16/21 1:30:07 PM
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Ranch? I usually use vodka
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ClarkDuke
05/16/21 3:10:18 PM
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i put ranch powder and ranch on almost everything, but i eat all my cereals dry like chips, ok?

name a food, and i put ranch on it, ok?

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