Poll of the Day > I'm going to murder this interview tomorrow...

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 9:36:59 AM
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I reached out back to my school for job leads. One of the things they do for students is called "Matchmaking". To which, they schedule you like 12 interviews in two days before you graduate, and if the companies like you, you have a job after graduation.

I've been graduated for over a year, and I have experience outside the school. She added me to this round of Matchmaking anyway (I get two interviews instead of 12, but all the other interviewees are green and have no experience), I should look like a super star if I don't **** this up.
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FatalAccident
05/10/21 9:43:37 AM
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pls just dont use the word murder at any point in the interview u will scare the bejeezus out of somebody

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adjl
05/10/21 9:45:20 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
pls just dont use the word murder at any point in the interview u will scare the bejeezus out of somebody

What if she's interviewing to be a homicide detective and is asked about previous experience investigating murders?

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Far-Queue
05/10/21 9:46:05 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
pls just dont use the word murder at any point in the interview
Yeah use the word kumquat instead

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FatalAccident
05/10/21 9:49:54 AM
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adjl posted...
What if she's interviewing to be a homicide detective and is asked about previous experience investigating murders?
well fuck

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 9:51:47 AM
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It's at Fidelity as a Software Engineer. I won't say murder during the interview.
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adjl
05/10/21 9:54:06 AM
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What if they ask you to engineer some software to help with a hypothetical homicide investigation?

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 9:55:13 AM
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That seems unlikely at Fidelity.

The other interview is classified, which usually means military contract work, so maybe I can mention it there.
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FatalAccident
05/10/21 9:57:42 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...
The other interview is classified, which usually means military contract work, so maybe I can mention it there.
good god

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IronBornCorps
05/10/21 10:16:06 AM
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Honestly though, I'm super jazzed for Fidelity.

They are in the process of developing Crypto custody for retirement accounts. Considering I also have tons of financial experience as a Billing Specialist and I have coded with contracts and payments as well.

This job is right up my ally
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IronBornCorps
05/11/21 2:27:38 PM
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So my interviewer was the principle developer of digital assets. He was super duper jazzed I knew Solidity already.
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CarefreeDude
05/12/21 11:15:15 AM
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Congrats! Don't forget to send a thank you for the interview email

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IronBornCorps
05/12/21 11:29:17 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
Congrats! Don't forget to send a thank you for the interview email

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CarefreeDude
05/12/21 11:26:31 PM
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I had an interview many years ago where I sent the thank you note but didn't get the job. I did however end up on a few dates and a fling with the interviewer.

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PunishedOni
05/13/21 12:05:55 AM
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Glad the interview went well!! congrats

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