Current Events > My conversation with Gatorade customer support

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MabusIncarnate 05/03/21 2:35:26 AM #1:	Me - Greetings, first off, love your product. Been a consumer my entire life. Today I encountered a bottle that was seemingly impossible to open. In fact, after a day of working out, I had to wait until I got home to open the cap, just to find another adhesive seal with tabs on it that were so tiny, I couldn't peel it off. I had to use a knife to finally get to it successfully. Is it possible maybe you can make things a bit more user friendly in the future? Thanks for your time and consideration. Gatorade - Hello consumer, and thanks for your inquiry! Maybe it's time to amp up that workout if you can't open a simple bottle. We sat here and laughed wondering if you were a "for show" fitness person being you are incapable of completing simple tasks. Did you have pizza and cake after your workout, while you triggered the "Lunk alarm" 4 times in 5 minutes attempting basic output of force and effort? Let us know how we can help further! Me - Oh, i'm just saying, compared to what a lot of products I drink, it seems like there is an unnecessary amount of seals that are difficult to get to. Gatorade - Does your daughter have an e-mail? We are further convinced now that if you simply asked her, she could have opened the bottle for you. We'd like to contact her and know if she attempted, if she isn't too busy watching My Little Pony and being less of a bitch as you are, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Pastel unicorns are icons of strength you know! Me - My Litttle Ponies aren't unicorns Gatorade - Of COURSE you would know that! Would you like a coupon? Fuck Gatorade tbh --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953496133] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Me - Greetings, first off, love your product. Been a consumer my entire life. Today I encountered a bottle that was seemingly impossible to open. In fact, after a day of working out, I had to wait until I got home to open the cap, just to find another adhesive seal with tabs on it that were so tiny, I couldn't peel it off. I had to use a knife to finally get to it successfully. Is it possible maybe you can make things a bit more user friendly in the future? Thanks for your time and consideration. Gatorade - Hello consumer, and thanks for your inquiry! Maybe it's time to amp up that workout if you can't open a simple bottle. We sat here and laughed wondering if you were a "for show" fitness person being you are incapable of completing simple tasks. Did you have pizza and cake after your workout, while you triggered the "Lunk alarm" 4 times in 5 minutes attempting basic output of force and effort? Let us know how we can help further! Me - Oh, i'm just saying, compared to what a lot of products I drink, it seems like there is an unnecessary amount of seals that are difficult to get to. Gatorade - Does your daughter have an e-mail? We are further convinced now that if you simply asked her, she could have opened the bottle for you. We'd like to contact her and know if she attempted, if she isn't too busy watching My Little Pony and being less of a bitch as you are, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Pastel unicorns are icons of strength you know! Me - My Litttle Ponies aren't unicorns Gatorade - Of COURSE you would know that! Would you like a coupon? Fuck Gatorade tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/03/21 2:37:22 AM #2:	stopped reading cause it was antifunny --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:953496158] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>stopped reading cause it was antifunny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/03/21 2:38:03 AM #3:	Humor is subjective --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953496173] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Humor is subjective </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssAssasin69 05/03/21 2:39:32 AM #4:	MabusIncarnate posted... Humor is subjective And yours is subjectively bad --- You better watch your butt, man <cite>AssAssasin69 posted [p:953496192] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Humor is subjective</quote>And yours is subjectively bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReignFury 05/03/21 2:41:15 AM #5:	--- Occasionally posting in a dead gaming forum <cite>ReignFury posted [p:953496207] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 05/03/21 2:44:16 AM #6:	But MLP does include unicorns. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:953496259] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>But MLP does include unicorns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/03/21 2:45:43 AM #7:	Flauros posted... But MLP does include unicorns. You should go work for Gatorade --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953496295] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>But MLP does include unicorns.</quote>You should go work for Gatorade </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Copyright2011 05/03/21 3:48:01 AM #8:	2/10 failed to mention that gatorade aids no gators --- PSN: Copyright2008 <cite>Copyright2011 posted [p:953497069] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>2/10 failed to mention that gatorade aids no gators </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 05/03/21 3:50:48 AM #9:	Long time drinker, first time caller --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:953497094] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Long time drinker, first time caller </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 05/03/21 3:53:28 AM #10:	I liked it, tc --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:953497125] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>I liked it, tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/03/21 3:55:42 AM #11:	Copyright2011 posted... 2/10 failed to mention that gatorade aids no gators Is this tru --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:953497151] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Copyright2011 posted... </cite> <quote>2/10 failed to mention that gatorade aids no gators</quote>Is this tru </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Copyright2011 05/04/21 4:50:42 PM #12:	Gator gonna ade? --- PSN: Copyright2008 <cite>Copyright2011 posted [p:953553458] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Gator gonna ade? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourLovelyTina 05/04/21 4:51:43 PM #13:	did you ask them why their drinks are 44% sugar --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! <cite>YourLovelyTina posted [p:953553490] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>did you ask them why their drinks are 44% sugar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/04/21 4:53:16 PM #14:	Mabus, I'm gonna be honest --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:953553521] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Mabus, I'm gonna be honest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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