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UnfairRepresent
05/01/21 7:26:09 PM
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Would you do it?


Money is after tax. You only get it if you win and your mom won't take a dive. If you accept then she will legitimately try her best.

Fight takes place in an 8,000 seat arena and the whole thing is being streamed online for anyone to see.



Would you do it?

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Garioshi
05/01/21 7:27:09 PM
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Probably

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Dakimakura
05/01/21 7:27:58 PM
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I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money.

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Smackems
05/01/21 7:28:50 PM
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Aight mom, put ya dukes up

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3PiesAndAFork
05/01/21 7:29:37 PM
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Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money...

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nothanks1
05/01/21 7:30:23 PM
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I'd do it for free tbqh

childhood abuse etc before anyone gets their panties in a bunch
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RedJackson
05/01/21 7:30:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
If you accept then she will legitimately try her best.

Lmfao

Pass

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Kitt
05/01/21 7:39:12 PM
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Even if my mom wasn't facing down a bunch of health issues that requires physical therapy and frequent doctor visits, I wouldn't do it...

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ThirstForBLOOD
05/01/21 7:40:39 PM
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Deal, would just use some money for medical bills
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modena
05/01/21 7:40:47 PM
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My Mom was a professional kick boxer, nah I'd rather work another 2 years.

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nothanks1
05/01/21 7:42:06 PM
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Wait instead of me doing it can I pay the $8000 for me to be replaced by one of the teachers that does full contact karate since she was 10?
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BloodMoon7
05/01/21 7:54:28 PM
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I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem.

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UnfairRepresent
05/01/21 8:45:33 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem.

BloodMoon7 posted...
I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem.
Then vote no

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BloodMoon7
05/01/21 8:47:29 PM
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No. I REFUSE.

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NoxObscuras
05/01/21 8:47:51 PM
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Ew no. I wouldn't take money to fight either of my parents. They're seniors and I wouldn't want to do that to them.

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Irony
05/01/21 8:48:18 PM
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How do I brawl a dead person

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Mistere Man
05/01/21 8:48:45 PM
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What does she get if she wins?

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CanuckCowboy
05/01/21 8:50:44 PM
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Sure. I can just gently get an armbar and she'll tap before she gets hurt. Thats not a dive.

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ArianaGrandSlam
05/01/21 8:51:12 PM
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No, I wouldnt win. My mom would kick my ass, shes way tougher than I am.

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UnfairRepresent
05/01/21 9:50:39 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
What does she get if she wins?
Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight

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Mistere Man
05/02/21 12:41:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight
Well she already had that so it seems strange she would agree to the fight with no reward.

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Bananana
05/02/21 12:42:26 AM
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my mom would call me an idiot if i said no and would tell me to give her a cut, so yes i would

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Ratchetrockon
05/02/21 12:47:29 AM
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no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal.

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UnfairRepresent
05/02/21 8:30:08 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal.

Ratchetrockon posted...
no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal.
Half of CE is saying yes, why would any promoter offer you more money?

Welome to capitolism

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Slayer_22
05/02/21 8:32:55 AM
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Yup.
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UnfairRepresent
05/03/21 3:55:03 AM
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No is winning

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Guide
05/03/21 3:59:45 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money.
Even if that money would pay for the surgery for a little girl with a deadly but expensively curable condition?

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runewalshPSiv
05/03/21 4:52:45 AM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money.


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ZevLoveDOOM
05/03/21 4:53:42 AM
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dude how do you come up with these scenarios?
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SolidShadow3
05/03/21 4:58:54 AM
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Fuck yea. My mom would go down in one hit no matter WHERE I hit her. She's.. kind of pathetic... I love her though, and she did everything she could to help raise me into not being an absolute sack of shit.

I'll hit her in the arm, catching her as she falls. Apologize but remind her: I can now pay all her hospital bills and get a better apartment for her.

I'm not that strong so she'll be fine; but we'd live much happier lives (I'd move in next to her to take care of her going forward as I want to do at the moment; I just lack money).

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UnfairRepresent
05/03/21 6:04:54 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
dude how do you come up with these scenarios?
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BloodMoon7
05/03/21 6:06:00 AM
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Cringe

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Ilishe
05/03/21 6:06:48 AM
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Easy. Just make her tap out.

Lmao

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pogo_rabid
05/03/21 6:47:59 AM
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I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea

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UnfairRepresent
05/04/21 1:48:39 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea
er ok

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Squall28
05/04/21 1:54:26 PM
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Sure. Gently wrestle her down. Get her to tap with a submission. Free money

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Sheiky-Baby
05/04/21 1:55:27 PM
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Fuck no.
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Questionmarktarius
05/04/21 1:55:56 PM
#39:


How much will my mom get for kicking my ass?
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UnfairRepresent
05/04/21 5:21:29 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
How much will my mom get for kicking my ass?
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ShyOx
05/04/21 5:35:59 PM
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I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol

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UnfairRepresent
05/04/21 5:43:44 PM
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ShyOx posted...
I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol
She gets resurrected Shang Tsung style just for this fight:

https://youtu.be/8lFwLtIl0tU

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