Current Events > $80,000 but you have to beat your mom in a bareknuckle cage match.

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UnfairRepresent 05/01/21 7:26:09 PM #1:	Would you do it? Yes No Would you do it? - Results (65 votes) Yes 40% (26 votes) 26 No 60% (39 votes) 39 Money is after tax. You only get it if you win and your mom won't take a dive. If you accept then she will legitimately try her best. Fight takes place in an 8,000 seat arena and the whole thing is being streamed online for anyone to see. Would you do it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953451799] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote> Would you do it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you do it? - Results (65 votes) Yes 40% (26 votes) 26 No 60% (39 votes) 39 Show Voting Form Money is after tax. You only get it if you win and your mom won't take a dive. If you accept then she will legitimately try her best. Fight takes place in an 8,000 seat arena and the whole thing is being streamed online for anyone to see. Would you do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 05/01/21 7:27:09 PM #2:	Probably --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:953451828] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Probably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 05/01/21 7:27:58 PM #3:	I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:953451853] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/01/21 7:28:50 PM #4:	Aight mom, put ya dukes up --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:953451876] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Aight mom, put ya dukes up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 05/01/21 7:29:37 PM #5:	Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money... --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:953451899] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/01/21 7:30:23 PM #6:	I'd do it for free tbqh ~~childhood abuse etc before anyone gets their panties in a bunch~~ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:953451928] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>I'd do it for free tbqh childhood abuse etc before anyone gets their panties in a bunch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 05/01/21 7:30:33 PM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... If you accept then she will legitimately try her best. Lmfao Pass --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:953451937] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>If you accept then she will legitimately try her best.</quote> Lmfao Pass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/01/21 7:39:12 PM #8:	Even if my mom wasn't facing down a bunch of health issues that requires physical therapy and frequent doctor visits, I wouldn't do it... --- Come back in ten years. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:953452174] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Even if my mom wasn't facing down a bunch of health issues that requires physical therapy and frequent doctor visits, I wouldn't do it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThirstForBLOOD 05/01/21 7:40:39 PM #9:	Deal, would just use some money for medical bills <cite>ThirstForBLOOD posted [p:953452212] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Deal, would just use some money for medical bills </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 05/01/21 7:40:47 PM #10:	My Mom was a professional kick boxer, nah I'd rather work another 2 years. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:953452215] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>My Mom was a professional kick boxer, nah I'd rather work another 2 years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/01/21 7:42:06 PM #11:	Wait instead of me doing it can I pay the $8000 for me to be replaced by one of the teachers that does full contact karate since she was 10? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:953452256] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Wait instead of me doing it can I pay the $8000 for me to be replaced by one of the teachers that does full contact karate since she was 10?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/01/21 7:54:28 PM #12:	I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953452608] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/01/21 8:45:33 PM #13:	BloodMoon7 posted... I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem. BloodMoon7 posted... I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem. Then vote no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953454185] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem.</quote> BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be fucking destroyed. She would be able to pick me up and hurl me no problem.</quote>Then vote no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/01/21 8:47:29 PM #14:	No. I REFUSE. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953454244] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>No. I REFUSE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 05/01/21 8:47:51 PM #15:	Ew no. I wouldn't take money to fight either of my parents. They're seniors and I wouldn't want to do that to them. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:953454258] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Ew no. I wouldn't take money to fight either of my parents. They're seniors and I wouldn't want to do that to them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/01/21 8:48:18 PM #16:	How do I brawl a dead person --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:953454273] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>How do I brawl a dead person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/01/21 8:48:45 PM #17:	What does she get if she wins? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:953454291] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>What does she get if she wins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/01/21 8:50:44 PM #18:	Sure. I can just gently get an armbar and she'll tap before she gets hurt. Thats not a dive. --- " Adesanya's stiff tissue" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:953454342] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I can just gently get an armbar and she'll tap before she gets hurt. Thats not a dive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/01/21 9:50:39 PM #20:	Mistere Man posted... What does she get if she wins? Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953456021] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote>What does she get if she wins?</quote>Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/02/21 12:41:35 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight Well she already had that so it seems strange she would agree to the fight with no reward. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:953460421] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Eternal disappointment in her son considering she can whoop him in a bareknuckle cagefight</quote>Well she already had that so it seems strange she would agree to the fight with no reward. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 05/02/21 12:42:26 AM #22:	my mom would call me an idiot if i said no and would tell me to give her a cut, so yes i would --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:953460448] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>my mom would call me an idiot if i said no and would tell me to give her a cut, so yes i would </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 05/02/21 12:47:29 AM #23:	no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal. --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:953460563] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/02/21 8:30:08 AM #24:	Ratchetrockon posted... no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal. Ratchetrockon posted... no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal. Half of CE is saying yes, why would any promoter offer you more money? Welome to capitolism --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953467263] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite> <quote>no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal.</quote> Ratchetrockon posted... </cite> <quote>no way would i accept that for so little. give me 8 million instead and deal.</quote>Half of CE is saying yes, why would any promoter offer you more money? Welome to capitolism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 05/02/21 8:32:55 AM #25:	Yup. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:953467305] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Yup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/03/21 3:55:03 AM #27:	No is winning --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953497148] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>No is winning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/03/21 3:59:45 AM #28:	Dakimakura posted... I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money. Even if that money would pay for the surgery for a little girl with a deadly but expensively curable condition? --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:953497188] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>I wouldn't hit anyone for any amount of money.</quote>Even if that money would pay for the surgery for a little girl with a deadly but expensively curable condition? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
runewalshPSiv 05/03/21 4:52:45 AM #29:	3PiesAndAFork posted... Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money. --- I tore my mind on a jagged sky <cite>runewalshPSiv posted [p:953497767] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>3PiesAndAFork posted... </cite> <quote>Personally I wouldn't hit my mother for any amount of money.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/03/21 4:53:42 AM #30:	dude how do you come up with these scenarios? <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:953497781] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>dude how do you come up with these scenarios? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 05/03/21 4:58:54 AM #31:	Fuck yea. My mom would go down in one hit no matter WHERE I hit her. She's.. kind of pathetic... I love her though, and she did everything she could to help raise me into not being an absolute sack of shit. I'll hit her in the arm, catching her as she falls. Apologize but remind her: I can now pay all her hospital bills and get a better apartment for her. I'm not that strong so she'll be fine; but we'd live much happier lives (I'd move in next to her to take care of her going forward as I want to do at the moment; I just lack money). --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:953497858] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Fuck yea. My mom would go down in one hit no matter WHERE I hit her. She's.. kind of pathetic... I love her though, and she did everything she could to help raise me into not being an absolute sack of shit. I'll hit her in the arm, catching her as she falls. Apologize but remind her: I can now pay all her hospital bills and get a better apartment for her. I'm not that strong so she'll be fine; but we'd live much happier lives (I'd move in next to her to take care of her going forward as I want to do at the moment; I just lack money). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/03/21 6:04:54 AM #32:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... dude how do you come up with these scenarios? https://youtu.be/R_bSzsvlg2M --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953498636] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>dude how do you come up with these scenarios? </quote>https://youtu.be/R_bSzsvlg2M </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/03/21 6:06:00 AM #33:	Cringe --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953498652] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Cringe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 05/03/21 6:06:48 AM #34:	Easy. Just make her tap out. Lmao --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:953498659] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Easy. Just make her tap out. Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/03/21 6:47:59 AM #35:	I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:953499163] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/04/21 1:48:39 PM #36:	pogo_rabid posted... I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea er ok --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953546694] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>I havn't spoken to her in almost 10 years, so yea</quote>er ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 05/04/21 1:54:26 PM #37:	Sure. Gently wrestle her down. Get her to tap with a submission. Free money --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:953546917] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Gently wrestle her down. Get her to tap with a submission. Free money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 05/04/21 1:55:27 PM #38:	Fuck no. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:953546961] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/04/21 1:55:56 PM #39:	How much will my mom get for kicking my ass? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:953546986] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>How much will my mom get for kicking my ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/04/21 5:21:29 PM #40:	Questionmarktarius posted... How much will my mom get for kicking my ass? https://youtu.be/8QsmMknKyFo?t=5 --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953554385] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>How much will my mom get for kicking my ass?</quote>https://youtu.be/8QsmMknKyFo?t=5 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 05/04/21 5:35:59 PM #41:	I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:953554826] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/04/21 5:43:44 PM #42:	ShyOx posted... I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol She gets resurrected Shang Tsung style just for this fight: https://youtu.be/8lFwLtIl0tU --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953555068] in $80,000 bu... [t:79436095]...</cite> <quote>ShyOx posted... </cite> <quote>I mean she's dead so it's gonna be an easy fight lol</quote>She gets resurrected Shang Tsung style just for this fight: https://youtu.be/8lFwLtIl0tU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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