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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 4:32:28 PM
#401:


I got my laptop right next to my Xbox and TV. I'm still here.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 4:34:39 PM
#402:


Smackems posted...
When I was younger a dude lived behind me that would come out and beat his dog every day. Poor thing would whine and cry, and that piece of shit was all the dog knew

Animal control and police, useless fucking pieces of shit they are, wouldn't do anything

So one morning when I was fucked up he went out to beat the dog. I started yelling at him and threatened him that if he beat the dog I would come across the fence and beat him. He knew, that because of prior incidents at my home (I'm not the most stable individual when it comes to other people) it wasn't a bluff. So he moved the fuck away

Don't know what happened to the dog

Shitty people, man

Yep.

I dont know how the fuck you can hit an animal.

Barring self defense of course.

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Smackems
05/04/21 4:41:08 PM
#403:


One more set smack... Just one more.. Get your fat ass up and do it

Just do it

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 5:33:04 PM
#404:


Been listening to the Jerky Boys again. Holy shit these guys were fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukTG4rOiC0

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 5:44:36 PM
#405:


If the jets fuck up the leafs and habs 1st round match up I swear I'm stabbing Paul Maurice and the whole team in the dick.

Also mabus mentioned max domi earlier and I said he got traded to Phoenix. He was a coyotes draft pick but he went to Columbus from Montreal for Anderson.

Which is a hard trade to hate in retrospect but I remember being mad at the time.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 6:19:17 PM
#406:


Fuck. I forgot the Chinese place here is closed on Tuesdays. How dare the 3 people who do absolutely everything there from 8am to 9pm practically every single day of the year take a day a week off.

Man I want Chinese. Also I have no idea how they can work the hours they do. They are heroes


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Smackems
05/04/21 6:20:26 PM
#407:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck. I forgot the Chinese place here is closed on Tuesdays. How dare the 3 people who do absolutely everything there from 8am to 9pm practically every single day of the year take a day a week off.

Man I want Chinese. Also I have no idea how they can work the hours they do. They are heroes
Time to get frozen dookie Chinese

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 6:28:55 PM
#408:


Smackems posted...
Time to get frozen dookie Chinese

Thats the worst part. There's no grocery store here. There's two pizza places that both kinda suck.... then there's gas station food.

I was gonna go shopping today but then I went to the skatepark and on the way i got some rum for later... but then I drank a bunch of it at the skatepark and now im like.... I got bell peppers, crackers, cheese, and potatoes and very limited options.


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WaterLink
05/04/21 6:31:49 PM
#409:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I got bell peppers, crackers, cheese, and potatoes and very limited options.

Use the bell peppers and cheese as toppings on a baked potato. Done. And there's like no work, you just throw a potato in the oven for about an hour and that's that.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 6:33:48 PM
#410:


WaterLink posted...
Use the bell peppers and cheese as toppings on a baked potato. Done. And there's like no work, you just throw a potato in the oven for about an hour and that's that.

You're right.

It's the hour that I have a problem with so I should probly get on that.

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Smackems
05/04/21 6:44:28 PM
#411:


There was a tornado like 10 miles away from me

Awesome possum

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 6:46:01 PM
#412:


I have a new neighbor and it's annoying me. There's been a vacant house in viewing distance here for years but no one lived there. Guy is nice enough, but now i'm going outside, sitting on the porch, and am now seeing another guy after it's been peaceful and vacant, and I like it better when i'm alone.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 6:48:07 PM
#413:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I have a new neighbor and it's annoying me. There's been a vacant house in viewing distance here for years but no one lived there. Guy is nice enough, but now i'm going outside, sitting on the porch, and am now seeing another guy after it's been peaceful and vacant, and I like it better when i'm alone.

If I lived where you did id feel that hard.

An apartment has a certain expectation of neighbours but your yard is beautiful and the solitude would be so much better than.... like any neighbor really.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 6:54:18 PM
#414:


Just count your blessings im not your neighbor Mabus. We'd have problems on day 1.

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 6:54:21 PM
#415:


He's like in his 70s, wife passed and he relocated. He's not a big conservative like most people around here are which is a plus. My dog is loud constantly and runs all over the place, I let her because it's safe but now I don't want it to be like a "Keep your dog off my property" situation, so i'm just trying to feel him out and see how it goes. Wife made him a casserole and a pie and I told him he's welcome to pull from the garden when it's grown. I just want it to remain peaceful, i've had problem neighbors before and I don't want another one.

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Smackems
05/04/21 6:55:36 PM
#416:


Honestly neighbors are the fucking worst

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 6:57:45 PM
#417:


Oh and holy fuck Dogecoin is at 55 cents I made like $3,000 overnight. Corvettes for my drinking bros incoming.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:00:55 PM
#418:


Imagine if we all lived on the same street. All of us in the drinking topic are now actual neighbors. I guarantee within 3 days they'd put up a liquor store at the end of the street.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:00:57 PM
#419:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh and holy fuck Dogecoin is at 55 cents I made like $3,000 overnight. Corvettes for my drinking bros incoming.

To the moon! Go mabus.

I made a coinsquare account back when it was below 3 cents and the process just got so annoyed I never ended up buying but fuck I wish I had. Realistically I was only gonna put in 250 max so it wouldn't be massive riches by any means but who knows where it goes.

Def not buying in at 50 cents though. Probly regret that one day lol


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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:02:52 PM
#420:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Imagine if we all lived on the same street. All of us in the drinking topic are now actual neighbors. I guarantee within 3 days they'd put up a liquor store at the end of the street.

I got a liquor store next door and a block away and two weed stores within a block.

Everyone just needs to move here and we'll make the greatest show since trailer park boys.

It'll be like trailer park boys, letterkenny, Kenny vs spenny, and impractical jokers but also more real than any of them.


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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:04:03 PM
#421:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I got a liquor store next door and a block away and two weed stores within a block.

Everyone just needs to move here and we'll make the greatest show since trailer park boys.

It'll be like trailer park boys, letterkenny, Kenny vs spenny, and impractical jokers but also more real than any of them.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, this sounds like it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:04:26 PM
#422:


That's it. Pack your shit boys we're moving to Canada. What are the requirements for getting in there? Just show up with a I heart Canada shirt?

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DenverLastDino
05/04/21 7:05:33 PM
#423:


Blurst of times?
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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:05:38 PM
#424:


We just need a train set and we can ride it across the border while Walter eats all of the Canada military. It's basically the perfect plan.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:07:17 PM
#425:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, this sounds like it.

We got like 1500 people and lakes on each end of town and mountains and desert and somehow its never grown while the whole fucking Valley exploded in population the last 40 years (and especially the last ten).

But the average home price here jumped almost 180k during the pandemic so I'm scared its gonna all change.

And thats around a 40% increase.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:07:18 PM
#426:


DenverLastDino posted...
Blurst of times?

Hey Dino, where's Barney and Fred?

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:08:40 PM
#427:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's it. Pack your shit boys we're moving to Canada. What are the requirements for getting in there? Just show up with a I heart Canada shirt?
Pretty sure canada will let me in when i show up with tons of animal crates with dogs cats and raccoons

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:10:05 PM
#428:


Sir, this is an international border

I have fuzzies

Welcome to Canada

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:11:35 PM
#429:


Maybe we can get Walter a job at the border and he'll let us slip through.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:14:47 PM
#430:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's it. Pack your shit boys we're moving to Canada. What are the requirements for getting in there? Just show up with a I heart Canada shirt?

Its all coming together.

Fun fact interlaken, Switzerland and penticton British columbia are considered the only two cities between two lakes. My town is barely south of pen and also between two lakes though. One of them is the south end of the same lake.

But I guess it doesn't count cause it's small as hell and the northern lake is p garbage for swimming.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:15:54 PM
#431:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Maybe we can get Walter a job at the border and he'll let us slip through.

This is long game shit but they opened a big prison near me and if you do 2 years as a CO you're eligible for a border guard job so....

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:16:08 PM
#432:


Do I get to pet a moose and stuff

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:16:58 PM
#433:


MabusIncarnate posted...
We just need a train set and we can ride it across the border while Walter eats all of the Canada military. It's basically the perfect plan.

Goddamn it were doing what trailer park boys did.

I'll get back to you when I have Swayzes train.

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:17:13 PM
#434:


In soviet Canada the moose pet you

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:17:41 PM
#435:


Smackems posted...
Do I get to pet a moose and stuff

I can take you to moose but the petting thing is not reccomended. Lol

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:18:04 PM
#436:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I can take you to moose but the petting thing is not reccomended. Lol
Does not compute

Must pet fuzzy

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:18:34 PM
#437:


Moose are crazy big, like bigger than horses. I had no idea for a long time how big they actually get.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:19:44 PM
#438:


Smackems posted...
Does not compute

Must pet fuzzy

Let's let him do it guys. It will make for a memorable first day in Canada.

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:20:07 PM
#439:


I'll give it a grape or whatever it'll be fine

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:20:52 PM
#440:




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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:21:18 PM
#441:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Let's let him do it guys. It will make for a memorable first day in Canada.

It would be great tv.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:21:27 PM
#442:


Canuck and a-c-a-b know where all the good hospitals are by now. It'll be a riot!

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:23:36 PM
#443:




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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:24:10 PM
#444:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Nice. Little wussy moose still fucking things up.

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:24:40 PM
#445:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Must not have had a grape

Gotta think these things through better

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MabusIncarnate
05/04/21 7:25:39 PM
#446:


I'm just waiting for a tree to explode. I don't remember the last time I saw so much lightning here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:25:56 PM
#447:


Then he tried to flee the fuckin scene in a big big hurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_1wSbCq2t0

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 7:26:35 PM
#448:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm just waiting for a tree to explode. I don't remember the last time I saw so much lightning here.

Get the camera ready. I can't wait until monsoon season here. We get some wicked lightning here.

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CanuckCowboy
05/04/21 7:26:35 PM
#449:


Smackems posted...
Must not have had a grape

Gotta think these things through better

Moose means twig eater or something iirc. So maybe you have a point. Grab twigs and hope for the best.

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Smackems
05/04/21 7:27:40 PM
#450:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Then he tried to flee the fuckin scene in a big big hurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_1wSbCq2t0
Lol

Poor thing

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