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SwayM
04/27/21 1:20:14 AM
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We got some smarties on this planet. Someone think of some better safety procedures so people can get out without having to wait hours for the fire department to come and figure your shit out.

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R_Jackal
04/27/21 1:21:03 AM
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I mean most of the smarties spent their time figuring out ways for you to not plummet to your death.
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SwayM
04/27/21 1:23:48 AM
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R_Jackal posted...
I mean most of the smarties spent their time figuring out ways for you to not plummet to your death.

Theyve already done that. There are numerous safety features built into every proper elevator. Including groves that should catch it if it plummets, cushion it at the bottom but the fucking thing should never plummet because it has at least 6 cables holding it up and each one of them is rated to hold the max weight of the elevator alone.

Now. Why do people get stuck all the damn time...

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berlyman101
04/27/21 1:25:29 AM
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big porn conspiring against step-sisters not getting stuck

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SwayM
04/27/21 1:26:46 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
big porn conspiring against step-sisters not getting stuck

protect step sisters at all costs. I want a 1-1 buddy system for all step bros out there. Keep a good eye on them, constantly getting into trouble

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gunplagirl
04/27/21 1:32:30 AM
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SwayM posted...
Theyve already done that. There are numerous safety features built into every proper elevator. Including groves that should catch it if it plummets, cushion it at the bottom but the fucking thing should never plummet because it has at least 6 cables holding it up and each one of them is rated to hold the max weight of the elevator alone.

Now. Why do people get stuck all the damn time...
Keep in mind that like most electronics, if you mess up the circuit somehow you simply won't function. It's slightly better with newer ones that have at least a little independent power, to keep the lights on or something as well as their emergency phones.

At least it's not as common these days for elevators to mess up between floors.

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SwayM
04/27/21 1:40:56 AM
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeCAL7x1/

It should be a little more simple than having to call the fire department all the time and have a whole special ass tool and then fussing around blind trying to get it on the right thing...

you would think anyway

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ExtremeLuchador
04/27/21 2:17:52 AM
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If the power is out even the elevator company will refuse to help.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
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