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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:11:03 PM #1: |
About half an hour in right now and I have to talk about it
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:12:48 PM #2: |
Movie opens with a Sia music video, where Maddie Ziegler dances while making what I assume are supposed to be "autistic faces". And not like the funny faces normally in a Sia video, these are clearly intentional.
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:14:23 PM #3: |
Maddie's performance is pretty much exactly what people say it is. Think Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:16:38 PM #4: |
8 minutes in Music's grandma dies of a stroke after being startled by a popsicle stick fun fact that seven is the only two syllable number from 1-10. She has to count out loud to confirm it to herself
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:17:55 PM #5: |
Music has to be taken in by her recovering addict half sister, who explains in exposition that their mom was also an addict
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:18:32 PM #6: |
Tig Notaro appears as a monotone Yo Gabba Gabba host on the tv in the background and it's hilarious
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:20:58 PM #7: |
Music smashes some glasses because Kate Hudson doesn't know how to braid her hair
Leslie Odom Jr shows up as their neighbor, named Ebo, speaking in a thick African accent. He stops Music's fit by laying down on top of her and holding her arms down. You can't make this shit up --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:21:39 PM #8: |
"I'm not climbing on top of this small screaming white girl in the middle of this park"
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:23:02 PM #9: |
Ben Schwartz appears as a a friendly-yet-threatening hippie drug dealer and it is by far the best scene in the movie so far
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:25:58 PM #10: |
Kate Hudson successfully calms music down by laying on her, with music facedown in the dirt in a public park. This is a touching scene apparently
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:27:36 PM #11: |
Another sia music video starring kate hudson and leslie odom jr
She's in love with Ebo now and this movie isn't even about Music anymore --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andylt 04/26/21 1:29:00 PM #12: |
I am disappointed in Leslie, Tig and Ben Schwartz for being a part of this mess.
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:29:07 PM #13: |
Kate Hudson asks the guy at the park shop for love advice while pawning her grandma's jewelery for drug money
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:31:42 PM #14: |
There's apparently a subplot about Music's heavyset friend who wants to be a dancer but his dad wants him to box?????
Where did any of that come from --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:33:12 PM #15: |
Music herself has been literally pushed into the background to just dance around, make faces, and go "AUUHH" a lot
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:35:51 PM #16: |
Music has a nightly routine of saying "Go to bed!" when she's going to sleep for the night
Kate Hudson flirting tells LOJ "maybe she's trying to tell us something" *Vomit* --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:37:01 PM #17: |
LOJ music video
For the record these music videos aren't like in scene or on character or anything, they're just in brightly lit voids in weird outfits --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:42:17 PM #18: |
Kate Hudson brings Music on a drug deal
She sees a Sia wig and shouts "is that a Sia wig? Is she here???" Sia is indeed there as herself and she's buying drugs to send them to people in need in haiti???????? --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:42:51 PM #19: |
Another music video where they try on silly outfits
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Snake5555555555 04/26/21 1:43:04 PM #20: |
This is the Balan Wonderworld of movies.
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:44:36 PM #21: |
Ben Schwartz has dreads and is in a kimono
I wish this movie was entirely about him --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/21 1:45:03 PM #22: |
Johnbobb posted...
Kate Hudson brings Music on a drug dealPffffffff I hadn't heard about that, that's amazing --- You were the cancer, that's all you'll ever be I really messed up this contest, but azuarc gave it a Breath of fresh air ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:54:03 PM #23: |
Music is eating gum from the bottom of a park bench
She got stung by a bee and apparently she's deathly allergic --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yesmar_ 04/26/21 1:56:33 PM #24: |
Thank you for your service.
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 1:57:44 PM #25: |
Fat kid hugs hugs opponent in the boxing ring instead of fighting him
Kate (by the way her characters names is Zu, short for Kazu, pronounced like the instrument) lost a ton of drugs in the park when Music for stung (oh btw music is fine now she is deathly allergic but they administered an epipen at the hospital so it's all good) --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:04:22 PM #26: |
Zu relapsed and did another music video
Fat kid's parents are very angry and yelling in chinese. Kid's dad accidentally kills him???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUBPLOT --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:05:42 PM #27: |
Now he's dancing with Music while Kate hudson sings
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Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/21 2:06:12 PM #28: |
Johnbobb posted...
Kid's dad accidentally kills him???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUBPLOTI was waiting specifically for your reaction to this lmao --- You were the cancer, that's all you'll ever be I really messed up this contest, but azuarc gave it a Breath of fresh air ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:07:26 PM #29: |
Music's dead friend and grandma ride away on a bike together
Dead friend tucks the drunk Kate Hudson into bed after she passes out in the street --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:10:10 PM #30: |
Like she says she likes his suit? Did she imagine the ghost boy? Did she even know him? I don't think they ever interacted prior. What a weird decision
Anyway zu's face is REALLY busted up now from tripping on some stairs while drunk --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:12:13 PM #31: |
She's not even trying to clean it up there's just dried blood all over her face
Music video surrounded by oversize props while zu montages recovery --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:13:13 PM #32: |
Drug dealer who threatened her had no response to her losing a buttload of drugs
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:16:06 PM #33: |
2 minutes after massive relapse Zu is fine again and has matured as a person and has decided to give up Music for adoption at a hospital
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:19:50 PM #34: |
Music, who has not spoken for the last hour, tells Zu not to go so she decides to her her
Zu crashes Ebo' brother's wedding to say she finally understands love and they kiss --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aecioo 04/26/21 2:20:42 PM #35: |
cue music video
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:22:07 PM #36: |
Ebo starts playing piano and Music starts singing along despite wearing headphones and a cd player
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:23:02 PM #37: |
Music has a dog now. Credits music video
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paperwarior 04/26/21 2:29:55 PM #38: |
For some reason I thought this had an Oscar nomination and I was wondering how the fuck
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:30:19 PM #39: |
Post credit focus on tig Notaro's bizarre kids show and the whole thing is Fuckin trip
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Johnbobb 04/26/21 2:31:09 PM #40: |
paperwarior posted...
For some reason I thought this had an Oscar nomination and I was wondering how the fuckIt got two Golden Globe nominations, including Best Picture --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/21 2:46:03 PM #41: |
Contrasting Madonna's famous saying, it turns out, Music does NOT make the people come together
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Cavedweller2000 04/26/21 4:13:16 PM #42: |
10/10 topic
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