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Orlando_Jordan
04/23/21 4:53:29 PM
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If a Republican and a Democrat had to cross a river full of crocodiles, the Republican would try to avoid the crocodiles to avoid being eaten. The Democrat would say "I shouldn't HAVE to be afraid of crocodiles. We should be able to co-exist peacefully" and then he would pass in between two of them and get eaten.

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nfearurspecimn
04/23/21 4:53:56 PM
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Sometimes idealist is worth striving for.

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Flamer_Blue
04/23/21 4:54:35 PM
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I would be a Republican if they weren't that racist.

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Jabodie
04/23/21 4:54:51 PM
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I don't think either of these are true. At least when it comes to the party members in office.

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Master_Bass
04/23/21 4:55:19 PM
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No. The more likely scenario is the Republican throws the Democrat into the river to own the libs.

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AtelierRyza3462
04/23/21 4:55:36 PM
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Pretty much

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metralo
04/23/21 4:55:49 PM
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boy this is some really mask off racism

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Zero_Destroyer
04/23/21 4:56:03 PM
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metralo posted...
boy this is some really mask off racism


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Sorozone
04/23/21 4:56:25 PM
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Revnir posted...
The republican would say that crocodiles dont exist then throw his own voters in the water to be eaten


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coh
04/23/21 4:56:47 PM
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metralo posted...
boy this is some really mask off racism
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CruelBuffalo
04/23/21 4:56:51 PM
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Democrats are realistic knowing people will have sex so they offer contraceptive and safe sex practices which actually prevents abortions from happening in the first place.

Republicans are idealistic thinking they can convince young people to not have sex and then force young girls to give birth.
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DarkRoast
04/23/21 4:57:41 PM
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Republican: The crocodiles are a conspiracy by the deep state and Donald Trump will personally save me as I swim past them.

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MegaCamerupt
04/23/21 4:58:38 PM
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Republicans are delusional. They would deny the existence of the crocodiles and get eaten too
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Squall28
04/23/21 4:58:42 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
I shouldn't HAVE to be afraid of crocodiles.

This sentiment is so common. Sometimes you just gotta play with the cards you're dealt.

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EndOfDiscOne
04/23/21 4:58:47 PM
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The Centrist would make it across but let a crocodile eat his arm

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monkmith
04/23/21 4:58:52 PM
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Revnir posted...
The republican would say that crocodiles dont exist then throw his own voters in the water to be eaten


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Funkydog
04/23/21 5:00:06 PM
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I bet you thought this sounded smart in your head.

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Turtlebread
04/23/21 5:01:00 PM
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and then all the crocodiles clapped

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DarkRoast
04/23/21 5:02:02 PM
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Squall28 posted...
This sentiment is so common. Sometimes you just gotta play with the cards you're dealt.

Getting ahead isn't about getting a good hand. The house always wins in the end.

Getting ahead is learning how to not play cards at all.


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Orlando_Jordan
04/23/21 5:02:47 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Getting ahead isn't about getting a good hand. The house always wins in the end.

Getting ahead is learning how to not play cards at all.
So being a homeless man is "getting ahead"? lmao

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MabusIncarnate
04/23/21 5:04:13 PM
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Revnir posted...
The republican would say that crocodiles dont exist then throw his own voters in the water to be eaten
This 100%

You just left out that crocodiles being dangerous is a hoax

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Heartomaton
04/23/21 5:05:06 PM
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Troooooooooooooll topic.

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FL81
04/23/21 5:05:36 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
If a Republican and a Democrat had to cross a river full of crocodiles, the Republican would try to avoid the crocodiles to avoid being eaten. The Democrat would say "I shouldn't HAVE to be afraid of crocodiles. We should be able to co-exist peacefully" and then he would pass in between two of them and get eaten.
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nfearurspecimn
04/23/21 5:05:54 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Troooooooooooooll topic.
welcome to all of TC's topics

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coh
04/23/21 5:06:05 PM
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Democrats appeal to emotion and kneejerk responses to things
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kg88222
04/23/21 5:06:21 PM
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I disagree. It can go in reverse. It's the extremist politics too. They are crazy. Neither idealistic or realistic.
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Thunder Warrior
04/23/21 5:07:01 PM
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That statement hasn't been true since the 90s homie...the current republican part is a cesspit of cynicism and conspiracy theorist calling them realist is pretty f***ing hilarious considering they live in their own manufactured reality.

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DarkRoast
04/23/21 5:07:03 PM
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coh posted...
Democrats appeal to emotion and kneejerk responses to things

As opposed to Trump supporters, who are all level-headed rationalists.


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Iodine
04/23/21 5:07:51 PM
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People are still doing the whole "republicans are logical" bit huh?

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monkmith
04/23/21 5:08:12 PM
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coh posted...
Democrats appeal to emotion and kneejerk responses to things
remember when republicans tried to cancel sports because of kneeling?

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nfearurspecimn
04/23/21 5:08:16 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
As opposed to Trump supporters, who are all level-headed rationalists.
gottem

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kg88222
04/23/21 5:08:40 PM
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idealism and realism do not exist anymore. It's more about me, me, me.
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Magnificent_11
04/23/21 5:08:42 PM
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Repleblicans : We'll shoot the croc so we can cross. Murica!

Demwocerats: We'll build a seperate river to cross in. We'll need 10 billion dollars, and not finish the new river because over time we'll just move on to hippos eating cute grapes over there. We need another 10 billion dollars to give them some grape replacements. Crap, time to increase the taxes on the rich people since we need more money to spend on asinine things that are a waste of money but it brings everyone the feels.
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nfearurspecimn
04/23/21 5:09:17 PM
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kg88222 posted...
idealism and realism do not exist anymore. It's more about me, me, me.
you're not wrong

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yutterh
04/23/21 5:09:52 PM
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Revnir posted...
The republican would say that crocodiles dont exist then throw his own voters in the water to be eaten


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kg88222
04/23/21 5:09:59 PM
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it may be working for some people but it's the select few and 1 percent even still. It's tearing everyone else apart. Crazy is not the way either. And it's crazy. Mind your own business is good but that goes for a lot of people
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Trumble
04/23/21 5:10:01 PM
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As a general rule, when someone contrasts one side's moderates to the other side's extremes, you can usually tell which side they're on - and they're usually towards the more extreme end of it.

Yes, this applies in both directions.

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Turtlebread
04/23/21 5:10:55 PM
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Magnificent_11 posted...
Repleblicans : We'll shoot the croc so we can cross. Murica!

Demwocerats: We'll build a seperate river to cross in. We'll need 10 billion dollars, and not finish the new river because over time we'll just move on to hippos eating cute grapes over there. We need another 10 billion dollars to give them some grape replacements. Crap, time to increase the taxes on the rich people since we need more money to spend on asinine things that are a waste of money but it brings everyone the feels.

why dont we just build a wall around the crocs and make them pay for it???


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monkmith
04/23/21 5:13:24 PM
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Trumble posted...
As a general rule, when someone contrasts one side's moderates to the other side's extremes, you can usually tell which side they're on - and they're usually towards the more extreme end of it.

Yes, this applies in both directions.
ah yes, the enlightened centrist.



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pinky0926
04/23/21 5:15:40 PM
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Republicans are realistic

Let's vote for the reality TV dickhead, he'll drain the swamp, he'll build a a wall bigger than the great Wall of China and make another country pay for it, he'll bring back the coal industry, he'll scare China into submission - and he'll do it all with a sense of classic Christian class and decorum

Yeah I see what you mean

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Squall28
04/23/21 5:16:00 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Getting ahead isn't about getting a good hand. The house always wins in the end.

Getting ahead is learning how to not play cards at all.

I'm not sure what you mean. The point of the saying is you have to make do with what you got.


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kg88222
04/23/21 5:16:14 PM
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You really can't believe everything you read. There are people who want to kill white people in this world. People are throwing trash can lids at cops. Being a centrist isn't the answer either. Having actual sense of what is what is good. Love is good. There are too many people spewing hate.

There are people who want to kill white people, black people and everyone else because they are so stupid. And there are other people who don't but how that gets construed on both ends.
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DarkRoast
04/23/21 5:16:55 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Republicans are realistic

Let's vote for the reality TV dickhead, he'll build a a wall bigger than the great Wall of China and make another country pay for it, he'll bring back the coal industry, he'll scare China into submission and he'll do it all with a sense of classic Christian class and decorum

Yeah I see what you mean

Also we literally need an entirely new set of news networks that quite literally lie to us, because even FOX has too much journalistic standards to straight-up make up stories.


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kg88222
04/23/21 5:19:19 PM
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People have agendas. The simpletons who are buying the garbage that is out there are the problem as much as the solution and the solution might not end up too well at this rate. People create their own mess. It's cause and affect. It changes things.
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Bishop9800
04/23/21 5:19:26 PM
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Magnificent_11 posted...
Repleblicans : We'll shoot the croc so we can cross. Murica!

Demwocerats: We'll build a seperate river to cross in. We'll need 10 billion dollars, and not finish the new river because over time we'll just move on to hippos eating cute grapes over there. We need another 10 billion dollars to give them some grape replacements. Crap, time to increase the taxes on the rich people since we need more money to spend on asinine things that are a waste of money but it brings everyone the feels.


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kg88222
04/23/21 5:22:06 PM
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People are becoming either assholes or exhausted. And there are some people who are succeeding through hard work. Nothing has changed in that regard and it doesn't mean they aren't assholes too.
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DarkRoast
04/23/21 5:22:44 PM
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kg88222 posted...
People have agendas. The simpletons who are buying the garbage that is out there are the problem as much as the solution and the solution might not end up too well at this rate. People create their own mess. It's cause and affect. It changes things.

The real idiots are the ones who gobble up fake news from obviously suspect misinformation blogs and think they're secretly "in the know"

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KStateKing17
04/23/21 5:24:38 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
The night is still young

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