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Teneritas
04/15/21 2:36:20 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
04/15/21 2:37:02 PM
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Quick, someone protect the Statue of Liberty

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BudDupree48
04/15/21 2:37:35 PM
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So they are spawning these species just to kill them and take their organs? That's FUCKED

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ZeroX91
04/15/21 2:38:05 PM
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!!!! Can my kid have a functional tail?! Imma name him goku....pan if its a girl.!!!!

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Were_Wyrm
04/15/21 2:38:13 PM
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In order to go forwards we must go back.

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Trumble
04/15/21 2:38:32 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
So they are spawning these species just to kill them and take their organs? That's FUCKED
99% of medical treatment involved something really fucked up sooner or later during its development. It's one of those uncomfortable facts we accept until it's right in front of us... then generally accept anyway if it's affecting us personally.

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Squall28
04/15/21 2:39:28 PM
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I don't like this one bit.

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ZeroX91
04/15/21 2:40:11 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
In order to go forwards we must go back.
Yes. Embrace Monke

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ZeroX91
04/15/21 2:40:50 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
So they are spawning these species just to kill them and take their organs? That's FUCKED
Isnt that the plot to shutter island?

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Slaya4
04/15/21 2:42:09 PM
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This is how aliens made us. We have become gods!

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Jiek_Fafn
04/15/21 2:43:15 PM
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This was an 80s miniseries called First Born

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Reis
04/15/21 2:43:41 PM
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ayyyyy we're closer to getting what happened in batman beyond
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Smackems
04/15/21 2:43:54 PM
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Slaya4 posted...
This is how aliens made us. We have become gods!
BECOME AS GODS

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ZeroX91
04/15/21 2:44:43 PM
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Slaya4 posted...
This is how aliens made us. We have become gods!
I mean we kinda already did it with cats and dogs and pigs. They picked up a whole range of higher level emotions like jelousy and the ability to lie from us.

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/16/21 9:53:35 AM
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and this is how Planet of the Apes starts...
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CommonGrackle
04/16/21 9:54:00 AM
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what is this Dr Mephesto crap? next it will be mosquitoes and gorillas
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yunalenne10
04/16/21 9:54:44 AM
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Why...?

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Teneritas
04/16/21 9:56:04 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Why...?

I assume so we can harvest their organs to give to aging billionaires. Since they're only half human it isn't quite murder I guess. :v

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Alteres
04/16/21 9:56:05 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Why...?
lungs and hearts

blood for the blood god

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/16/21 9:56:44 AM
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at least we might see a return of those comedy movies with monkeys. >_>
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lww99
04/16/21 9:57:02 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
I mean we kinda already did it with cats and dogs and pigs. They picked up a whole range of higher level emotions like jelousy and the ability to lie from us.

fair enough

this is shit out of a dystopian sci-fi flick

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Sariana21
04/16/21 9:58:06 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Isnt that the plot to shutter island?
I dont think so. It sounds more like The Island which starred Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johannson. (Sorry, I think I misspelled their names.)

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viewmaster_pi
04/16/21 10:00:02 AM
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ape escape 4 incoming

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Nukazie
04/16/21 10:00:10 AM
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did it have to be human-monkey just to pass the 'inhumanity' of harvesting organs from actual humans

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Compsognathus
04/16/21 10:00:18 AM
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CW's solution for casting Mojo Jojo in the new Powerpuff Girls is too extreme.

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Teneritas
04/16/21 10:01:22 AM
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Nukazie posted...
did it have to be human-monkey just to pass the 'inhumanity' of harvesting organs from actual humans

yes. at least till we have an answer to the "do human-monkey hybrids have souls?" question.

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What_
04/16/21 10:02:19 AM
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Dr Moreau
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Nukazie
04/16/21 10:06:02 AM
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Teneritas posted...
yes. at least till we have an answer to the "do human-monkey hybrids have souls?" question.
what if it could talk lol, and would they do the harvesting one by one? so it wouldn't be called genocide of some sort

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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 10:10:18 AM
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But so far, that approach hasn't worked. So Belmonte teamed up with scientists in China and elsewhere to try something different. The researchers injected 25 cells known as induced pluripotent stem cells from humans commonly called iPS cells into embryos from macaque monkeys, which are much more closely genetically related to humans than are sheep and pigs.
So... a chimera instead of an actual hybrid.
Nothing to see here.
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Ivynn
04/16/21 10:12:07 AM
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They made my ex-wife? *laugh track*

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Compsognathus
04/16/21 10:13:39 AM
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Yeah it sounds like they are trying to make monkey's that grow certain human organs rather than man-monkey hybrids.

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The_Korey
04/16/21 10:15:44 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
and this is how Planet of the Apes starts...


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The Sock
04/17/21 12:41:09 AM
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I really don't believe this is true lol.

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Questionmarktarius
04/17/21 12:42:41 AM
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The Sock posted...
I really don't believe this is true lol.
Someone squirted a handful of human cells into a money embryo. That's all that happened.
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AlCalavicci
04/17/21 12:48:08 AM
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Idk if this is true, but if it is, it feels really wrong tbh

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coh
04/17/21 12:51:01 AM
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It's literally impossible to make any cross species hybrid
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Flockaveli
04/17/21 12:51:38 AM
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"Ethicists" more like Pussy Ass Bitch Boys.

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Questionmarktarius
04/17/21 12:51:55 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Idk if this is true, but if it is, it feels really wrong tbh
it's not a hybrid at all. Someone just injected some human stem cells into a monkey embryo.
If you want to be ethically pissed off, go ahead and do so.
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TheMikh
04/17/21 12:53:07 AM
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every day we stray further from god's light

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nfearurspecimn
04/17/21 12:58:08 AM
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O_O; help

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steveoSEK
04/17/21 12:59:36 AM
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KILBOTz
04/17/21 1:01:19 AM
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Arcanine2009
04/17/21 1:03:44 AM
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Trumble posted...
99% of medical treatment involved something really fucked up sooner or later during its development. It's one of those uncomfortable facts we accept until it's right in front of us... then generally accept anyway if it's affecting us personally.
for stem cells, we don't need need to take them from aborted fetuses if that's what you are wondering. we can get stem cells from bone marrow donors, as well as cord blood from mother's (after they give birth). we really need to open research for stemcells. will help tremendously, especially against cancer.

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Strider102
04/17/21 1:16:20 AM
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I shall call it a Hape.

Or Mape.

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the_rowan
04/17/21 1:24:22 AM
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coh posted...
It's literally impossible to make any cross species hybrid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genetic_hybrids

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Shotgunnova
04/17/21 1:29:19 AM
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To the former agents of Overwatch: this is Winston! Huh-huh.

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bnui_ransder
04/17/21 1:29:33 AM
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Oh no this is The Island of Dr. Moreau

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CouldBeAnAlt
04/17/21 1:31:17 AM
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Puppy monkey baby?

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