Poll of the Day > they should make a tomb raider game where laura croft gets breast cancer

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 10:24:09 AM
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imagine the drama of a vulnerable laura croft still persisting in her worldly adventures despite her illness

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Metalsonic66
04/12/21 12:58:02 PM
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I've never heard of this character.

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 1:06:49 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I've never heard of this character.
she's the one with front-loaded anvils

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Archgoat
04/12/21 1:07:59 PM
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The playstation board would melt down.
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Metalsonic66
04/12/21 1:09:53 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
she's the one with front-loaded anvils
You must be thinking of Lara's long-lost sister

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Bomberhead
04/12/21 1:10:33 PM
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It would need fleshing out. No pun intended.
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DirtBasedSoap
04/12/21 1:12:44 PM
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Archgoat posted...
The playstation board would melt down.
the anime kids would lose their minds

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CoorsLight
04/12/21 1:13:49 PM
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Play control is very responsive and human woman-feeling
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Greenfox111
04/12/21 1:21:40 PM
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what if she found a cursed artifact that gave her breast cancer and then she had to go infiltrate a temple to get another artifact to get rid of the cancer! and then she brought the artifact back to civilization and used it to cure everyone's cancer and she becomes a doctor because every thinks she just knows how to cure cancer but then she has to do basic surgery on a patient and she ends up killing him and it turns out she was a fraud all along and she gets fired and goes to prison for impersonation

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CaptainStrong
04/12/21 1:25:48 PM
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Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect! If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are STUPID!
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Goosebumps
04/12/21 1:27:11 PM
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They've made her an honorary member of the itty bitty titty committee at this point I thought?
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Mead
04/12/21 1:49:53 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Play control is very responsive and human woman-feeling

but there isnt breast cancer

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Aculo
04/12/21 1:51:45 PM
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i've lost family to breast cancer, so i'm not loving this idea, ok?

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CoorsLight
04/12/21 1:59:48 PM
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Goosebumps posted...
They've made her an honorary member of the itty bitty titty committee at this point I thought?

I didn't know you could only get breast cancer if you had giant tits
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Mead
04/12/21 2:09:49 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
I didn't know you could only get breast cancer if you had giant tits

more chance of it

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 2:55:14 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect! If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are STUPID!
I agree, donkey kong country is an amazing game. It's truly impossible to beat without cheat codes


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Clench281
04/12/21 3:14:48 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I've never heard of this character.
Me neither, I've only heard of Lara Croft

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CarefreeDude
04/12/21 4:03:33 PM
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She looks vulnerable enough with nude mods in one of the more recent games.

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 4:06:57 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Me neither, I've only heard of Lara Croft
laura croft is the one with front-loaded anvils

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Darkfire12
04/12/21 4:52:27 PM
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Is this a reference to Gaming in the Clinton Years?
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segasaturn
04/12/21 5:34:16 PM
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If she doesn't die from breast cancer I'm committing suicide.

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 5:41:07 PM
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Darkfire12 posted...
Is this a reference to Gaming in the Clinton Years?
i found some scripts in the basement at my job for an old tv program called flights of fantasy and thought they'd be fun to post here

segasaturn posted...
If she doesn't die from breast cancer I'm committing suicide.
this is how i felt when final fantasy 9 was missing voice acting


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ReggieTheReckless
04/12/21 5:55:08 PM
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Darkfire12 posted...
Is this a reference to Gaming in the Clinton Years?
I thought it was a reference to Angelina Jolie cutting her boobs off in advance because of her breast cancer risk
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Arcturusisnow
04/12/21 6:00:02 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
imagine the drama of a vulnerable laura croft still persisting in her worldly adventures despite her illness
Wow, way to jump on board of a nearly two decade old joke from retsupurae.
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shadowsword87
04/12/21 6:08:50 PM
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Arcturusisnow posted...
Slowbeef and Diabeetus

Wow that's an old reference.
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TigerTycoon
04/12/21 6:10:55 PM
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She would just search for a magical solution, because that's what happens in Tomb Raider games.
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PunishedOni
04/12/21 6:13:09 PM
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i don't think slowbeef or diabeetus made any of the jokes in this topic. do you think they make the video games too

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CaptainStrong
04/12/21 6:14:25 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
i don't think slowbeef or diabeetus made any of the jokes in this topic
They haven't made any jokes in 9 years. BillyMC said "don't RP the LP" and they did what he said.
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grimhilde00
04/12/21 6:14:46 PM
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how about we don't use trauma as a plot device for women which we often do

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KJ StErOiDs
04/12/21 6:31:42 PM
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Overcoming adversity could work but I don't think cancer is the way to go about it.

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 6:33:48 PM
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grimhilde00 posted...
how about we don't use trauma as a plot device for women which we often do

KJ StErOiDs posted...
Overcoming adversity could work but I don't think cancer is the way to go about it.

its the only way i can imagine to create a conflict involving women. I am STUPID. yes, i know, that's insulting, but its also the truth

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CoorsLight
04/12/21 6:34:35 PM
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Delete this topic now, turns out you're not allowed to make fun of an old thing that someone already made fun of. I have already contacted the game was moderators
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Joshs Name
04/12/21 6:35:05 PM
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lara croft breast cancer doesn't exactly sound like a box seller tbqh

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Zareth
04/12/21 6:35:06 PM
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NAVGTR gonna file a DMCA complaint against this topic.

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PunishedOni
04/12/21 6:47:11 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Delete this topic now, turns out you're not allowed to make fun of an old thing that someone already made fun of. I have already contacted the game was moderators

Zareth posted...
NAVGTR gonna file a DMCA complaint against this topic.

come at me. i should be able to get out of prison in about five tries

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CoorsLight
04/12/21 7:07:51 PM
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You weren't supposed to quote my post before I could fix the autocorrect that I didn't notice
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Revelation34
04/12/21 8:02:38 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
this is how i felt when final fantasy 9 was missing voice acting


? No FF game had voices back then.

CoorsLight posted...
You weren't supposed to quote my post before I could fix the autocorrect that I didn't notice


I like the autocorrect version anyway.
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metroidhunterx
04/12/21 8:06:45 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
? No FF game had voices back then.

Exactly. There's a reason George Wood hasn't been seen for years...
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PunishedOni
04/12/21 9:06:03 PM
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Revelation34 posted...


? No FF game had voices back then.
exactly. Adding voice acting was the climax of Final Fantasy. Titanic was the climax of 1997.

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Darkfire12
04/12/21 11:48:33 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
i found some scripts in the basement at my job for an old tv program called flights of fantasy and thought they'd be fun to post here

Yeah, that's the one. I think they rebranded to Gaming in the Clinton Years at some point, but they're most certainly the same thing. Wow.
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