Current Events > Man, fuck Star Wars Episode 8 >_> *spoilers*

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AtelierRyza3462
04/11/21 8:35:22 PM
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It's not even a good action movie

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NeonOctopus
04/11/21 8:38:23 PM
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Oh wow, I forgot to mention how bullshit Luke's death was. Literally all he did was project himself across the galaxy to taunt Kylo and buy time for the rebels. It would've been more meanful if he was actually over there and got killed instead of just basically dying while sitting on his stone couch imo >_>

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AlisLandale
04/11/21 8:40:27 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Oh wow, I forgot to mention how bullshit Luke's death was. Literally all he did was project himself across the galaxy to taunt Kylo and buy time for the rebels. It would've been more meanful if he was actually over there and got killed instead of just basically dying while sitting on his stone couch imo >_>


hey now, Kylo Ren had a throwaway line where he established that Skype calls across the galaxy can kill you. That means its good storytelling.

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chrono625
04/11/21 8:41:30 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
The battle scene against the Royal Guards after that was great.

gotta say NOPE once I saw a break down of the actual fight and choreography. Its shit and I understand lightsabers and sci-fi yadda yadda.

but there are so many inconsistencies and shit maneuvers that it just looks great first watch and its worse every time after.

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wiiking96
04/11/21 8:44:00 PM
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TLJ haters be circle-jerking once again.

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 8:48:12 PM
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wiiking96 posted...
TLJ haters be circle-jerking once again.
For god sake can we just dislike the movie without getting condescended for doing so? The answer is no, I know that, but fuck

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chrono625
04/11/21 8:48:57 PM
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Hipparmchia posted...
For god sake can we just dislike the movie without getting condescended for doing so? The answer is no, I know that, but fuck

for every one TLJ fan, Im sure a million people dislike it even more.

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 8:49:55 PM
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chrono625 posted...
for every one TLJ fan, Im sure a million people dislike it even more.
The movie is clearly popular among non star wars fans and newcomers. We'll just have to deal with it

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YellowSUV
04/11/21 8:50:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Oh wow, I forgot to mention how bullshit Luke's death was. Literally all he did was project himself across the galaxy to taunt Kylo and buy time for the rebels. It would've been more meanful if he was actually over there and got killed instead of just basically dying while sitting on his stone couch imo >_>

Remember the earlier shot of Luke's X-Wing? Guess what, instead of flying to the salt planet, Luke uses astral projection. Expectations subverted!!!!!!

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chrono625
04/11/21 8:53:18 PM
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Hipparmchia posted...
The movie is clearly popular among non star wars fans and newcomers. We'll just have to deal with it

which is confusing because the movie on its own still makes for a pretty sub par movie.

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 8:54:49 PM
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chrono625 posted...
which is confusing because the movie on its own still makes for a pretty sub par movie.
I agree, but what're ya gonna do right

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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 8:58:38 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Remember the earlier shot of Luke's X-Wing?

I legit did not, but it was hidden underwater iirc

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MrToothHasYou
04/11/21 8:59:12 PM
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If I was going to give straight women one single piece of dating advice it would be ask him what he thought of The Last Jedi

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 9:03:27 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
If I was going to give straight women one single piece of dating advice it would be ask him what he thought of The Last Jedi
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AlisLandale
04/11/21 9:03:50 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
If I was going to give straight women one single piece of dating advice it would be ask him what he thought of The Last Jedi

what advice would you give gay men?

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rexcrk
04/11/21 9:04:49 PM
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*yawn* were still on this movie?

I hate it so much!!!!!!

but Im gonna watch it more times! Got em!

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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 9:06:29 PM
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rexcrk posted...
*yawn* were still on this movie?

I hate it so much!!!!!!

but Im gonna watch it more times! Got em!

tbf I only saw it once

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MrToothHasYou
04/11/21 9:07:56 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
what advice would you give gay men?
Ask him if he thinks cops should be allowed at Pride

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 9:11:59 PM
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YourLovelyTina posted...
tbf I only saw it once
same, opening night in theaters. haven't seen a star wars movie since

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 9:20:54 PM
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It was a pretty corny/campy/underwhelming film.
The fact it had a character called "DJ" was a bit shit. That's some Full House shit right there.
I think there IS problems with Rose as a character (also her name is 'Rose' in a space opera) because she isn't honestly great as an addition, however, any criticism towards that part immediately becomes shat upon by the fact a bunch of idiots hated on her for being Asian.

I'd also argue that a lot of the genuine feedback for Rose was lumped with the "lol racist" group, even though it all came down to the fact she was just not a Star Wars-y character nor a particularly well written one (she's basically just kid Anakin all of over again!).

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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 9:22:14 PM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
The fact it had a character called "DJ" was a bit shit. That's some Full House shit right there.

eh, ANH had a fat guy named Jek Porkins
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joe40001
04/11/21 9:22:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4Ss5bK-ws

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CyricZ
04/11/21 9:24:38 PM
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I wonder how many years of your lives you'll remain mad.

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NeonOctopus
04/11/21 9:26:10 PM
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Rose was basically the Jar Jar Binks of the ST. Except Jar Jar was so bad it was funny, while Rose was bad and boring

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electricbugs2
04/11/21 9:26:29 PM
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Lol I kind of miss when people hated TLJ because of purple hair. Now they hate it because Rose and DJ have normal names? Even though the protagonist of the OT was named Luke.

I get hating TLJ but I have yet to see any legit criticism that actually means anything. Also have yet to meet anyone off the internet who hates it.

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