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Crescente
04/11/21 5:50:06 PM
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intelligent/sentient? Would we have to provide reparations for all of the cows and chickens that have now started their own civilizations? O.o
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ThePrinceFish
04/11/21 5:50:55 PM
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War.

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MachineJaipur
04/11/21 5:51:11 PM
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Humans would do what humans do best

Kill 'Em All
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COVxy
04/11/21 5:51:41 PM
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They already are.

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Crescente
04/11/21 6:03:10 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
War.

I'm sure some animals would be peaceful. Turtles would take 20 years to come to a decision lol.

But yeah, I can't imagine cows, chickens, pigs would be happy learning about what we've done to them over history. They'd probably demand all kinds of things. Maybe we would go to war.
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FrankJaegr
04/11/21 6:04:32 PM
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I hope they do whats been coming to humans for awhile >_>

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monkmith
04/11/21 6:05:43 PM
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do bugs become intelligent?

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SolidShadow3
04/11/21 6:07:03 PM
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Absolute chaos

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Fony
04/11/21 6:07:27 PM
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Like that shitty TV show Zoo?

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 6:09:30 PM
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We kill them. They can't really kill humans. We've got too much of a head start.

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Crescente
04/11/21 6:12:56 PM
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monkmith posted...
do bugs become intelligent?

Yes, every single animal on the planet become sentient/civilization type intelligence.
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monkmith
04/11/21 6:15:59 PM
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Crescente posted...
Yes, every single animal on the planet become sentient/civilization type intelligence.
oh, well then we're fucked. hell, we'd probably all die in nuclear fire when some ants invade a launch site and set off armageddon...

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Crescente
04/11/21 6:18:28 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok
04/11/21 6:51:44 PM
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Basically Animal Farm.

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Aressar
04/11/21 8:08:02 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Basically Animal Farm.

This, but on a much larger scale. Also, I'm pretty sure that if they'd become sentient, it wouldn't be long before they see the wisdom in working together to stand against humanity.

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LordFarquad1312
04/11/21 8:09:18 PM
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Ants are the new dominant species. They go to war with termites and destroy the Earth.

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WilliamPorygon
04/11/21 8:10:11 PM
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There'd be less of an argument against bestiality

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Tyranthraxus
04/11/21 8:13:49 PM
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Crescente posted...
Yes, every single animal on the planet become sentient/civilization type intelligence.
Humans are fucked. There's no way we are going to be able to fucking deal with tape worms that have human level intelligence.

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Jiek_Fafn
04/11/21 8:15:21 PM
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Some deep sea nightmare creatures win. They're essentially unreachable down there and can develop any technology necessary to stomp any surface dwellers.

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Frizzurd
04/11/21 8:25:12 PM
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Arthropods alone would screw us over.

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umax555
04/11/21 8:28:50 PM
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Frizzurd posted...
Arthropods alone would screw us over.

This. Guns wouldn't do much good against massive swarms of bugs. Their shear numbers alone would probably overwhelm us if they all decided to band together against humans.
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apolloooo
04/11/21 8:30:17 PM
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Ants will take us out

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Crescente
04/11/21 8:30:19 PM
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Hol up guys. We can't assume that all creatures would just decide to attack us once they become sentient. Some may just want to do their own thing or hide away.
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LordFarquad1312
04/11/21 8:31:43 PM
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Considering the only reference for sentient creatures we have is ourselves, we can 100% assume they'd try to kill us.

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monkmith
04/11/21 9:40:53 PM
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Crescente posted...
Hol up guys. We can't assume that all creatures would just decide to attack us once they become sentient. Some may just want to do their own thing or hide away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqECNYmM23A

we give these fuckers intelligence and they'd murder the hell out of us.

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Nukazie
04/11/21 9:44:33 PM
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bugs will fuck us up, then rats just do what the fuck they want

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VIIVincent
04/11/21 9:46:48 PM
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War. Sentient bugs will rule it and our bodies will be the hosts. Fear thy bugs neighbor!

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Tyranthraxus
04/11/21 10:02:47 PM
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umax555 posted...
This. Guns wouldn't do much good against massive swarms of bugs. Their shear numbers alone would probably overwhelm us if they all decided to band together against humans.

It is unlikely that all arthropods will band together. Like I don't see wasps cooperating with bees even against humans.

But there's enough species out there that they don't have to band together. Ants alone can kill us especially since our primary means of fighting against ants relies on them being dumb as hell.

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The Trent
04/11/21 10:04:00 PM
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I dont give a fuck if you don't have opposable thumbs im eating you

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Kobe Bryant
04/11/21 10:05:52 PM
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Ants will take us out slowly

If bugs don't count

The rodents will take us out. It will be bloody.

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