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CosmicShadows
04/11/21 1:43:50 AM
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Which would you choose?








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pegusus123456
04/11/21 1:44:33 AM
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I specifically stop myself from buying Oreos because I will eat an entire package in far less than fifteen minutes.

Get outta here with this weak-ass bullshit.

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bnui_ransder
04/11/21 1:44:39 AM
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Bizza

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SimpleMan
04/11/21 1:45:05 AM
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I'm like the worlds slowest eater, there's no way I could do this sort of challenge with those options.

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Hipparmchia
04/11/21 1:47:57 AM
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It takes me like 3 hours to eat two pieces of pizza. 30 mcnuggets is nothing though. i could inhale 30 mcnuggets in 2 minutes if that

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PMarth2002
04/11/21 1:49:47 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
I'm like the worlds slowest eater, there's no way I could do this sort of challenge with those options.


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The Popo
04/11/21 1:51:00 AM
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I could do the Oreos or Doritos. None of the others though.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 1:54:41 AM
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famy

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Returning_CEmen
04/11/21 1:56:14 AM
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I dont think I do any of those
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Smashingpmkns
04/11/21 1:56:28 AM
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1. Oreos
2. Chicken nuggets
3. Caesars pizza

Would hate myself after the pizza tho.
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KaZooo
04/11/21 1:57:16 AM
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How tf can someone do the peanut butter? You'd choke to death.

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averagejoel
04/11/21 1:58:59 AM
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I could definitely do the nuggets and the oreos

I could probably do the doritos and the pizza

with crackers I'd be kinda worried about drymouth. and I get weird sensory issues if I eat ice cream (or really anything cold) too quickly

the peanut butter would be Hell. probably

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DrizztLink
04/11/21 1:59:04 AM
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I voted for the pizza before I saw the nuggets.

That'd be easy as shit.

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Riev
04/11/21 2:06:14 AM
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30 nuggets would be way too easy
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Itachi157
04/11/21 2:30:14 AM
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If I starve myself for a day until I eat I could do the pizza or nuggets ones easily.
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GATTJT
04/11/21 2:31:31 AM
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Doritos would be super easy for me

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:31:49 AM
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I can eat any of those in 15 minutes def.

But I won't. If I had to, the pizza because I like it.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:32:45 AM
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KaZooo posted...
How tf can someone do the peanut butter? You'd choke to death.
That's not the only thing I could choke on

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HagenEx
04/11/21 2:33:02 AM
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Doritos.

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DespondentDeity
04/11/21 2:33:43 AM
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It is too easy.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:34:26 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I can eat any of those in 15 minutes def.
how fast do you think you could quaff a jar of peanut butter

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kage_53
04/11/21 2:34:27 AM
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Ill take chicken nuggets because its protein...assuming I get to make them.
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nfearurspecimn
04/11/21 2:34:35 AM
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Family size bag of chips is nothin'. (but you'll feel like shit after)

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AldousIsDead
04/11/21 2:35:57 AM
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I think my doctor would kill me if the food didn't.

Oreos or McNuggets seem like the easiest. A whole box of saltines though, like 4 sleeves!? Hoof, and I like saltines.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:36:02 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
how fast do you think you could quaff a jar of peanut butter
15 minutes. This one I actually know for certain because I have done it a few times. I needed room in the mini fridge but someone keeps putting peanut butter in there. Why?

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MrWingnut
04/11/21 2:37:34 AM
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Oreos. Pretty sure I've accomplished it before.
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ModLogic
04/11/21 2:39:32 AM
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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:40:06 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
15 minutes. This one I actually know for certain because I have done it a few times. I needed room in the mini fridge but someone keeps putting peanut butter in there. Why?
so instead of just putting it somewhere else, you imbibe the cold peanut butter?

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Mr_Rian
04/11/21 2:41:22 AM
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averagejoel posted...
and I get weird sensory issues if I eat ice cream (or really anything cold) too quickly
You're talking about something other than brain freeze, I trust? What other issue befalls you?

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yunalenne10
04/11/21 2:41:26 AM
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Chicken nuggets seem to be the easiest. They're warm, soft, and moist.

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Tyranthraxus
04/11/21 2:42:19 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I can eat any of those in 15 minutes def.

But I won't. If I had to, the pizza because I like it.
There's no fucking way you can eat a whole pizza in 15 minutes. You'd have to do less than 2 minutes a slice.

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LinkPizza
04/11/21 2:42:56 AM
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The only ones I could do in 15 minutes are the doritos or pizza... Possibly the Oreos... The others would take longer... Maybe the nugget, but idk...
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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:43:21 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
There's no fucking way you can eat a whole pizza in 15 minutes. You'd have to do less than 2 minutes a slice.
do not underestimate

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DrizztLink
04/11/21 2:44:29 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
so instead of just putting it somewhere else, you imbibe the cold peanut butter?


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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:44:45 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
so instead of just putting it somewhere else, you imbibe the cold peanut butter?
Don't question my wisdom

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Tyranthraxus
04/11/21 2:45:21 AM
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Anyway I'm pretty sure I could do the doritos and ice cream. The box of crackers is a maybe. If the chicken nuggets were quality chicken I could probably do that too. If they were dry and hard like mcdonald's then no.

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DespondentDeity
04/11/21 2:47:18 AM
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wait, who refrigerates peanut butter?

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King Rial
04/11/21 2:47:21 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
There's no fucking way you can eat a whole pizza in 15 minutes. You'd have to do less than 2 minutes a slice.
On a standard Large Hot N Ready? I could effortless do this, my man. Seriously.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:47:27 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
There's no fucking way you can eat a whole pizza in 15 minutes. You'd have to do less than 2 minutes a slice.
I actually have a story about this one. It isn't funny but it is factual. My parents had ordered a large pizza and before eating, they decided to argue in another room. Taking advantage of their distraction, I ate the whole thing. I was stressed by the argument you see. This was when I was younger, so presumably my stomach was smaller. I also did barf later but it went in and that's what's important.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:48:00 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
wait, who refrigerates peanut butter?
Not me, I just found it there.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:48:32 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
wait, who refrigerates peanut butter?
i have no idea, must be some insane person

-quickly hides Cold Peanut Bandit outfit-

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ADFrench2
04/11/21 2:50:24 AM
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I'd eat that box of Ritz crackers in a heartbeat. I love butter crackers

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YugiNoob
04/11/21 2:51:23 AM
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I love McDonald's nuggets, and if I'm hungry I could scarf them down in 15 minutes no problem. Just make sure I have enough sauce; they're kinda dry otherwise.

Oreos are a maybe if I could have milk.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:51:33 AM
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Also I was born in America. I'm not fat but I may as well be considering how much I can eat if I felt like it. America is just a really magical place if you want single servings that would be family servings elsewhere.

Also a large pizza is a family serving you'd think but everyone always orders at least two from my experience. I just never thought about it? Is this a strange thing?

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:53:05 AM
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tell me more about this... america

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_Rinku_
04/11/21 2:53:26 AM
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You didn't specify the size of the jar of peanut butter, and I can totally inhale one of the little 12oz jars of creamy Jif in fifteen minutes.
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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 2:54:33 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
tell me more about this... america
I heard our serving sizes used to be smaller once and the soda cups at McDonald's were tiny.

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IHeartRadiation
04/11/21 2:54:39 AM
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The doritos and the ritz crackers are way too easy picks.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 2:56:49 AM
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but now the servings are dangerously inflated, and the soda cups runneth over?

what a magical place indeed. will we go there some day, pa-pah?

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