Current Events > "I'm not a morning person" no bitch you just sleep too late

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stop playing video games, or drinking, or watching videos until 1 am and maybe you'll be able to function in the morning like your biology intends.

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Even when I sleep early, I'm still not a morning person.

No.

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The_Korey posted...

Even when I sleep early, I'm still not a morning person.

stop playing video games, or drinking, or watching videos before sleeping einstein

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I'd say no, takes me an hour or two to get going regardless of how much sleep I had.

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smoke_break posted...

I'd say no, takes me an hour or two to get going regardless of how much sleep I had.

then you're not sleeping well, and probably skipping breakfast.

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I suffer from insomnia, you insensitive loofah fondler

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Kakapo posted...

I suffer from insomnia, you insensitive loofah fondler

lint licker

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you're not the boss of me papa!

Trickfinger posted...

stop playing video games, or drinking, or watching videos before sleeping einstein

If I'm sleeping early, I'm probably not doing any of those. And I don't drink at all.

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The_Korey posted...

If I'm sleeping early, I'm probably not doing any of those. And I don't drink at all.

then figure out why you're not sleeping soundly. it could be a number of reasons really.

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Or just about everything about the morning hours suck...
Regardless of how my body feels, it's kold, it's dim, traffic is high, depending where I'm going, the sun is violating my face, certain stores ain't open yet, and the weight of all the shit I need to do today is fresh on my shoulders.

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The_Korey posted...

Or just about everything about the morning hours suck...
Regardless of how my body feels, it's kold, it's dim, traffic is high, depending where I'm going, the sun is violating my face, certain stores ain't open yet, and the weight of all the shit I need to do today is fresh on my shoulders.

millenials, ladies and gentlemen...

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Trickfinger posted...

stop playing video games, or drinking, or watching videos until 1 am and maybe you'll be able to function in the morning like your biology intends.

troll post

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Im not a morning person, sometimes I dont even go to bed before morning/before the sun comes up

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Use blue light filters before bed.

Don't wake up and immediately stare into your phone screen in bed for 10-20 minutes.

Get up and get a glass of water.

Congrats you're a morning person.

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SergeantGander posted...

Use blue light filters before bed.

Don't wake up and immediately stare into your phone screen in bed for 10-20 minutes.

Get up and get a glass of water.

Congrats you're a morning person.

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Trickfinger posted...

millenials, ladies and gentlemen...

I was born in 1988...

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The_Korey posted...

Trickfinger posted...

millenials, ladies and gentlemen...

I was born in 1988...

Even worse. You
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Dumb boomers need to learn to shift work hours back a bit and shorten them. Nobody needs to work 8 hours a day (really 10+ hours when you add in transit + a break where you cant even chill out in your own home since youre at work). Hire more people that work 6 hours a day 4 days a week

Im not tired until 1am though

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littlebro07 posted...

Im not tired until 1am though

Fix that
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I'm a night owl, but my work schedule starts at 4 am so I'm forced to be a morning person

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Trickfinger posted...

Even worse. You

So no millennials and no gen x's... Was this topic aimed at boomers or zoomers?

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The_Korey posted...

So no millennials and no gen x's... Was this topic aimed at boomers or zoomers?

I think TC's gimmick is being an angry zoomer

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I'm one of the few morning people, not all that shocking considering the average CE user.

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Mareen posted...

I'm one of the few morning people, not all that shocking considering the average CE user.

right

dudes on ce at 2 am then talk bout "ugh mornings so hard"

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

As someone with a subspecialty in sleep

huh?

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Trickfinger posted...

right

dudes on ce at 2 am then talk bout "ugh mornings so hard"

Sleep is a 2-way street. If you're up late, you'll probably wake up late, but alternatively, if you choose to stay in bed in the morning and sleep til 11/Noon/1:30, you're naturally gonna be awake late at night. Chicken vs egg n all that.

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go to sleep around 10 or 11pm. simple

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Even on the weekends I don't sleep in because I know that'll screw me over for the following week. Try to get to bed the same time everyday

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SailorGoon posted...

Even on the weekends I don't sleep in because I know that'll screw me over for the following week. Try to get to bed the same time everyday

exactly.

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I sleep really late but I still love mornings when Im up. Morning scenery does wonders for my rotting psyche
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As a nurse practitioner, this thread makes me cringe. It is shocking how often how the ignorant spread misinformation. Even in the context of proper sleep hygiene, there are many many people who suffer from insomnia. Not to mention persons who suffer from poor sleep hygiene due so because of complicated, poor coping mechanisms for a variety of mood disorders like bipolar or depression.

Winrawr posted...

As a nurse practitioner, this thread makes me cringe. It is shocking how often how the ignorant spread misinformation. Even in the context of proper sleep hygiene, there are many many people who suffer from insomnia. Not to mention persons who suffer from poor sleep hygiene due so because of complicated, poor coping mechanisms for a variety of mood disorders like bipolar or depression.

and what about the millions of people who just have bad sleeping habits?

obviously I'm not referring to people who have imsomnia.

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Trickfinger posted...

and what about the millions of people who just have bad sleeping habits?

obviously I'm not referring to people who have imsomnia.

Poor sleep habits that last years are usually a symptom of other underlying issues that need to be treated. Whether that's sleep apnea, vertigo, bipolar, or even adhd it is highly variable.

Listing out a bunch of changes for sleep hygiene in a condescending way is unhelpful, unless you yourself derive some level of self worth from being a "morning person" then I don't see the point.

Even in the context of a person who just needs to change habits, changing daily/nightly routines is not always easy and can sometimees require cognitive behavioral therapy

Bump
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The_Korey posted...

I was born in 1988...

Your response to being called a millennial is to say you were bon in literally the exact center of the generation?

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DarkChozoGhost posted...

Your response to being called a millennial is to say you were bon in literally the exact center of the generation?

... my life is a lie

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The play is to wake up an hour before you actually have to, that way you have a whole hour to just lay there and wallow in despair before having to actually start your day.

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You can watch a movie in the morning or listen to music on a Saturday.

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Or I could just keep playing video games, keep drinking and keep watching videos until 4 am and then wake up in the afternoon like how I've been doing for the past decade lol

I have no reason to wake up in the mornings.

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Nah i just have caffeine withdrawal that gives me headache. But usually cup will make me morning person

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i stay up past 12 midnight. wake up at 7
it's the dog that motivates me she needs bathroom.

lately she's been going at the wrong time when kids go to school so it makes it harder to cross the street :(. live nearby a school.
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inTaCtfuL posted...

Or I could just keep playing video games, keep drinking and keep watching videos until 4 am and then wake up in the afternoon like how I've been doing for the past decade lol

I have no reason to wake up in the mornings.

Congrats, you sound productive
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Thank you, my bosses tell me that too.

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Trickfinger posted...

then you're not sleeping well, and probably skipping breakfast.

Everyone should skip breakfast. Its the most unhealthy and unnecessary meal there is, despite the experts whose opinions are made specifically to make people purchase more food from the store.