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Trumble
04/07/21 9:45:04 PM
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...just between us, I'd totally fuck an elf.

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Spidey5
04/07/21 9:45:21 PM
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jumi
04/07/21 10:48:03 PM
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Who wouldn't?

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apolloooo
04/07/21 10:48:41 PM
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Elves are 99% human look wise just with pointy ears

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AlisLandale
04/07/21 10:48:47 PM
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Respect Woemyn

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indica
04/07/21 10:55:46 PM
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Depends on the type of elf--like Tolkien's elves or Santa's elves?

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indica
04/07/21 10:57:23 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Respect Woemyn
Nobody stated a gender here...

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Trumble
04/07/21 10:57:55 PM
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indica posted...
Nobody stated a gender here...
It's implied.

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Frizzurd
04/07/21 11:09:28 PM
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I hear they have clean arses.

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indica
04/07/21 11:09:43 PM
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Trumble posted...
It's implied.
It shouldn't be...like nobody gets off on Legolas or what about @DrizztLink ?

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BloodMoon7
04/07/21 11:11:32 PM
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I hear they are like super grandmas mana wise and male elfs prefer human grandmas.

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AlisLandale
04/07/21 11:19:54 PM
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I couldnt think of a vaguely elvish way of spelling men

>_>

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Trumble
04/07/21 11:20:30 PM
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indica posted...
It shouldn't be...like nobody gets off on Legolas or what about @DrizztLink ?
It's implied by virtue of the fact that I'm not into dudes.

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indica
04/07/21 11:23:53 PM
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Trumble posted...
It's implied by virtue of the fact that I'm not into dudes.
How the fuck am I supposed to know that? Also, not everyone on here is like you...be more open-minded

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Trumble
04/07/21 11:24:36 PM
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indica posted...
How the fuck am I supposed to know that? Also, not everyone on here is like you...be more open-minded
This topic is about my preference, not everyone else's. They can fuck a shoe for all I care.

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indica
04/07/21 11:25:15 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
I couldnt think of a vaguely elvish way of spelling men

>_>

Menowen? O_o

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AlisLandale
04/07/21 11:27:38 PM
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indica posted...
Menowen? O_o

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>vowels where they dont belong

you did it!

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BloodMoon7
04/07/21 11:33:27 PM
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Trumble posted...
This topic is about my preference, not everyone else's. They can fuck a shoe for all I care.
Respect meowmen

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DrizztLink
04/08/21 12:13:15 AM
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indica posted...
It shouldn't be...like nobody gets off on Legolas or what about @DrizztLink ?
The obvious answer is that everyone wants to get with me but some are not yet ready to admit it.

That is fine, I am patient.

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BloodMoon7
04/08/21 12:17:17 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
like a Keebler elf?
I mean... They do got dat cookies.

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indica
04/08/21 2:04:24 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I mean... They do got dat cookies.
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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Tyranthraxus
04/08/21 2:27:57 AM
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Trumble
04/08/21 2:15:01 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
Why should we assume which gender(s) you like? Literally why?
It's not an assumption if I've mentioned it several times.

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EmbraceOfDeath
04/08/21 9:51:25 PM
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Suck an elf!

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Solar_Crimson
04/08/21 9:54:02 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Elves are 99% human look wise just with pointy ears
This.

I would go for an elf, a fairy, a succubus, etc.

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K181
04/08/21 9:59:27 PM
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Elf ears always look fucking stupid on real people.

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Trumble
04/08/21 10:04:03 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
Yes it is. You didnt say it in your OP or prior to that post so wed have no way of knowing.
Ah, I mistook you for one of those spreadsheeters. Nevermind.

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Ricemills
04/08/21 10:05:11 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I hear they are like super grandmas mana wise and male elfs prefer human grandmas.

only if it's a 200+ y/o elves

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Tyranthraxus
04/08/21 10:55:42 PM
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Ricemills posted...
only if it's a 200+ y/o elves

We all know what that looks like



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FortuneCookie
04/10/21 10:47:19 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
eye above hair is such awful design

She's a demon. I think she can magically make her hair transparent if she wants to.
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