Poll of the Day > I need a manly pet.

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HornedLion
04/05/21 7:31:07 PM
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Ive noticed that women love dudes who have pictures of them and their pets. The effect is increased when its a dog like a pit bull.

This can also be seen in Tiger King where that fat old fuck had mad young wives just because he tames fucking tigers and has their respect.

So... with that said... whats a good, manly pet?


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Zeus
04/05/21 7:42:37 PM
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A bear.

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HornedLion
04/05/21 7:46:01 PM
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Zeus posted...
A bear.



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dedbus
04/05/21 7:46:18 PM
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Krazy_Kirby
04/05/21 7:56:11 PM
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newfoundland dog
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Zeus
04/05/21 8:03:17 PM
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HornedLion posted...

To be fair, we did have that chimpanzee that tore a woman's face off, so at least that one has some justification.

I should note that the list doesn't include panthers. Loophole!


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Krazy_Kirby
04/05/21 8:06:03 PM
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panthers are leopards, just different pigmentation. they even still have spots, just hard to see
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Zeus
04/05/21 8:11:46 PM
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What about mountain lions? Loophole!

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HornedLion
04/05/21 8:17:09 PM
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Zeus posted...
To be fair, we did have that chimpanzee that tore a woman's face off, so at least that one has some justification.

Im okay with that chick. The asshole that did Sandy Hook made it so we cant just go into a gun store and walk out with a shotgun anymore.

Zeus posted...
What about mountain lions? Loophole!

Fun Fact: Ive seen every large North American mammal in person... with the exception of the Puma. But people assure me that even though I didnt see it, there was one at one point watching me.

Ima just get a damn pitbull in the end. But theyre so mainstream.


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Mead
04/05/21 8:19:47 PM
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One of those big snakes. When I was a kid there was always some dude walking around malls with just a big ass snake like a python or something just wrapped around his arms and shoulders. It was cool as fuck.

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Krazy_Kirby
04/05/21 8:21:01 PM
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Zeus posted...
What about mountain lions? Loophole!


mountain lion is another name for puma
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HornedLion
04/05/21 8:22:52 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
mountain lion is another name for puma

Cougar/Puma/MountainLion

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SilentSeph
04/05/21 8:24:15 PM
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What about a horned lion?

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Blightzkrieg
04/05/21 8:25:37 PM
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A small, hairy man

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HornedLion
04/05/21 8:26:24 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
What about a horned lion?

Maybe Im a lion.

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Metalsonic66
04/05/21 8:37:06 PM
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Mead posted...
One of those big snakes. When I was a kid there was always some dude walking around malls with just a big ass snake like a python or something just wrapped around his arms and shoulders. It was cool as fuck.
Compensating for something

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joemodda
04/05/21 8:40:34 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
A small, hairy man

https://youtu.be/QzIuV9Dli1w

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Mead
04/05/21 8:54:40 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Compensating for something

who even cares, it was cool as shit I bet him and his tiny dick were drowning in pussy

unless he was gay in which case I bet he got tons of dudes

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Zeus
04/05/21 9:02:03 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
mountain lion is another name for puma

D'oh!

You know what they don't list? Hyenas. Jackpot!

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Nade Duck
04/05/21 9:11:59 PM
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a chupacabra

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trodi_911
04/05/21 9:28:46 PM
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A kangaroo. It doubles as transportation.

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Krazy_Kirby
04/05/21 9:33:42 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
A kangaroo. It doubles as transportation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1QRPNaFs1NQ
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JOExHIGASHI
04/05/21 10:10:42 PM
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Fish

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Lokarin
04/05/21 11:21:41 PM
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A cute fluffy Pug.

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HornedLion
04/05/21 11:23:50 PM
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Lokarin posted...
A cute fluffy Pug.

Pugs and Boston Terriers are a poor mans French Bulldog.

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Muscles
04/05/21 11:30:52 PM
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Get a lab, everyone loves labs

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Zeus
04/06/21 12:31:19 AM
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Muscles posted...
Get a lab, everyone loves labs

You could, but then you'd just get shown up by Mandark's much more impressive lab.


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Bugmeat
04/06/21 12:42:16 AM
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Cane Corso. All the girls love a big ass dog with a scary bark. They happen to be known to be good with children and very affectionate toward their family while also being fantastic protectors.

The ones that my parents have are always gentle with my four year old niece and if she goes outside they stick to her like glue. She's never outside on her own of course, but those dogs make sure to keep an eye on her anyway.


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