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No_U_L7
04/01/21 3:42:46 PM
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but her bodyguard wouldn't let me talk to her
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SrRd_RacinG
04/01/21 3:43:24 PM
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April Fools.

You don't even have a Hollywood.

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R1masher
04/01/21 3:43:37 PM
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cuck blocked

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Turbam
04/01/21 3:46:13 PM
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I walked by Mark Henry at a house show one time.

I didn't say a damn word to him.

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Giant_Aspirin
04/01/21 3:47:25 PM
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so "almost fucked" means "saw IRL" ?

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No_U_L7
04/01/21 3:48:33 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
so "almost fucked" means "saw IRL" ?


almost fucked means almost talked to, because those are essentially the same thing for an expert to me
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Giant_Aspirin
04/01/21 3:49:28 PM
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so is it safe to assume every time you tell us you "fucked" a girl, you actually "almost talked to" her?

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Jiek_Fafn
04/01/21 3:50:02 PM
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I almost fucked a Ken Doll in Hollywood. I had hollowed him out into a a fleshlight type of thing. Fortunately, I found a regular fleshlight and he became unnecessary.

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No_U_L7
04/01/21 3:50:37 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
so is it safe to assume every time you tell us you "fucked" a girl, you actually "almost talked to" her?


no, because there's no "almost" in that first "fucked". i usually specify exact details like i did ITT
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R1masher
04/01/21 3:57:05 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
almost fucked means almost talked to, because those are essentially the same thing for an expert to me

you talk to your mother with that mouth?

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BeyondWalls
04/01/21 4:00:24 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
but her bodyguard wouldn't let me talk to her
I have the same exact story with Paris Hilton, only I was never within 800 miles of her.

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No_U_L7
04/01/21 4:01:06 PM
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R1masher posted...


you talk to your mother with that mouth?


No I don't talk to my mother
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g0ldie
04/01/21 4:02:42 PM
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did you try to explain to her bodyguard that you were attempting to talk to her in hopes that you might convince her to have sex with you?

sometimes you have to explain yourself to others so that the universe might aid you.

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