Current Events > Man is HORRIFIED after this MASSVE SPIDER crawled and JUMPED on him!!

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Full Throttle
03/30/21 7:52:07 PM
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Would you scream if this spider jumped on you?


Man was recording a MASSIVE SPIDER on his bike when he was with his daughter outside as the spider creeped up close to him and then suddenly JUMPS on him causing him to make a loud shrieking noise!!

Metui Tongatua was driving down a deserted road with his 2 dogs and daughter in the back trailer wen he saw this massive spider crawling down the handle bars and he started filming

An arachnologist said spiders are attracted to vibration and will behave eratically when there is something in motion..but that left social media in both hysterics and terrified as they had no idea these types of spiders had the ability to jump

Would you scream if this massive spider jumped on you?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMtoIp9h-S7/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

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Christian RULES
03/30/21 7:52:42 PM
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Wtf!!

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Itachi157
03/30/21 7:54:26 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Wtf!!

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Homeless_Waifu
03/30/21 7:55:02 PM
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*Grabs shotgun*

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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 7:56:32 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Wtf!!

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coh
03/30/21 7:57:59 PM
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Fuck I hate spiders
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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 7:58:34 PM
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coh posted...
Fuck I hate spiders
they hate you

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Homeless_Waifu
03/30/21 7:59:29 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
they hate you
Not as much as I hate them!

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BloodMoon7
03/30/21 8:01:45 PM
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I mean it's a spider. You should always assume it can reach your face very quickly and move in for a sensual kiss of death.

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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 8:02:39 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Not as much as I hate them!
that's what you think

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GiftedACIII
03/30/21 8:13:04 PM
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Where did this take place?
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Homeless_Waifu
03/30/21 8:13:58 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Where did this take place?
Apparently australia, the home of some of the most deadly creatures on earth.

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RetsuZaiZen
03/30/21 8:14:02 PM
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Love how the spider made it extremely clear that he was going to jump and the dude didn't move until it was too late.

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voldothegr8
03/30/21 8:17:32 PM
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Fuck that
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Christian RULES
03/30/21 8:51:10 PM
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samurai bandit
03/30/21 8:54:17 PM
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I also didn't know spiders could jump

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03/30/21 8:55:49 PM
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Darmik
03/30/21 8:57:50 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Where did this take place?

Coolbie, Queensland, Australia according to that Instagram post.

Of course I knew it was Australia with that topic title.

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GiftedACIII
03/31/21 5:27:38 PM
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Darmik posted...


Coolbie, Queensland, Australia according to that Instagram post.

Of course I knew it was Australia with that topic title.

There needs to be a Pokemon region set in Australia lol.
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Duncanwii
03/31/21 5:29:10 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
I also didn't know spiders could jump

Theres literally a species called the Jumping Spider man.

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Smackems
03/31/21 5:30:58 PM
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I would be in shock but then remember spiders aren't evil. Just dumb

Then I would get naked

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mrduckbear
03/31/21 8:19:14 PM
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its a tie
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Malcrasternus
03/31/21 8:23:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
samurai bandit posted...
I also didn't know spiders could jump

Theres literally a species called the Jumping Spider man.

:(

I don't know why I laughed as much as I did at this.

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Dingydang166
03/31/21 8:30:48 PM
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Man I once had a daddy long legs spider that had a web right next to my head in bed. He was dope. Every time I accidentally got something near him or hit his web he would start like gyrating super hard in his web and it looked awesome. I miss that lil dude
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Alteres
04/01/21 12:06:02 PM
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Thats not a bike, its a four wheeler or a quad...

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Hop103
04/01/21 12:06:22 PM
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Is that spider harmless though?
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Malcrasternus
04/01/21 12:11:53 PM
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Hop103 posted...
Is that spider harmless though?

Bruh if a spider that big ever jumps or lunges at me their subscription to life is getting ended.

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The_Creep_2020
04/01/21 12:14:10 PM
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Looks like a huntsman. Big, but harmless. Theyre great if they live in your house, they eat flies and mosquitos.

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TwoBit_Samurai
04/01/21 12:15:22 PM
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Put on one of my cloth masks from the car yesterday, when heading into a store. While walking I had a spider crawl up the outer portion of the mask, on my nose. I crossed my eyes and saw it just sitting there. I am not even afraid of spiders and it still had me ripping my mask off

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littlebro07
04/01/21 12:16:52 PM
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I would call in an airstrike on my position

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NoxObscuras
04/01/21 12:20:03 PM
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Hell yeah, I would scream. I've almost yeeted my phone across the room just seeing a video of a spider crawling onto someone's arm (it suddenly crawled onto their right arm and my right arm flinched). I do not like spiders lol.

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The_Creep_2020
04/01/21 12:35:30 PM
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This is the contradiction of America.

You have coyotes, pumas, bears and whatever trying to eat you, but you get all squeaky about invertebrates.

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NoxObscuras
04/01/21 12:37:13 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
This is the contradiction of America.

You have coyotes, pumas, bears and whatever trying to eat you, but you get all squeaky about invertebrates.
This isn't limited to America. The guy in the video is from Australia.

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The_Creep_2020
04/01/21 12:40:48 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
This isn't limited to America. The guy in the video is from Australia.
NSS, but youre all carrying on like its the end of the world.

Ive had a huntsman that size fall on my face when I was asleep.

It woke me up, I had a conniption, I went back to sleep just as quickly, no big deal.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/01/21 12:48:02 PM
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padlox is making his move

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Lil_Bit83
04/01/21 6:12:59 PM
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Yes. Yes I would.

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nfearurspecimn
04/02/21 1:32:57 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
conniption
great word lol

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GiftedACIII
04/02/21 6:32:16 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
This is the contradiction of America.

You have coyotes, pumas, bears and whatever trying to eat you, but you get all squeaky about invertebrates.

tbf, most urban people never see coyotes, pumas, or bears since those stay in the wild and tend to actively avoid humans while spiders are omnipresent and have no qualms hiding in people's clothes.
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Alteres
04/02/21 7:03:35 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
tbf, most urban people never see coyotes, pumas, or bears since those stay in the wild and tend to actively avoid humans while spiders are omnipresent and have no qualms hiding in people's clothes.
Youve never unfolded a sweater you had sitting somewhere all summer and found a full grown grizzly in there?

That shit will make you change your shorts quick.

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Lil_Bit83
04/02/21 9:48:26 AM
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Alteres posted...
Youve never unfolded a sweater you had sitting somewhere all summer and found a full grown grizzly in there?

That shit will make you change your shorts quick.


Where do you live that has ninja grizzlies? XD

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GiftedACIII
04/02/21 12:41:39 PM
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Alteres posted...
Youve never unfolded a sweater you had sitting somewhere all summer and found a full grown grizzly in there?

That shit will make you change your shorts quick.

lmao
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