Current Events > my pregnant wife just got her Bill Gates microchip implanted

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TheBlueMonk_
03/28/21 1:53:50 PM
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i mean covid19 vaccine.

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Dark_SilverX
03/28/21 1:54:20 PM
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it feels good to have Bill Gates inside you

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littlebro07
03/28/21 1:55:28 PM
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Getting mine in a couple weeks, wife got her first one last week

I'll feel safe and secure knowing Daddy Gates knows my locations, thoughts, emotions, and bowel movement schedule at all times

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BlueBoy675
03/28/21 1:55:48 PM
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Good thing we dont all carry around devices in our pockets that track our every move

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CosmicShadows
03/28/21 1:57:34 PM
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Ok cpt pineapple
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littlebro07
03/28/21 1:58:54 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Good thing we dont all carry around devices in our pockets that track our every move

They dont, but the GATES VIRUS vaccine injects a Bluetooth microchip that activates the move-tracking capabilities of a smartphone.

A chiropractor on Facebook told me all about it

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Duncanwii
03/28/21 2:00:08 PM
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Even making jokes about this should be moddable
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TheBlueMonk_
03/28/21 2:01:58 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Good thing we dont all carry around devices in our pockets that track our every move
thank god for that!

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Cleo_II
03/28/21 2:07:40 PM
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Nice. Im getting microchipped tomorrow.
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J03can
03/28/21 2:08:53 PM
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I would like to get microchipped but ill be way down on the priority list

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KINDERFELD
03/28/21 2:09:36 PM
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Some of the religious nuts think its the mark of the beast.

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Duncanwii
03/28/21 2:11:27 PM
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All this is doing is undermining the vaccination effort.
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eston
03/28/21 2:12:06 PM
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Now your kid will come with the latest version of Windows preinstalled

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TheBlueMonk_
03/28/21 2:12:35 PM
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eston posted...
Now your kid will come with the latest version of Windows preinstalled
beats sitting through windows update all day!

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Turbam
03/28/21 2:12:39 PM
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I got my first dose on Monday and I still haven't been able to sync up with the 5G towers.
Am I supposed to do something first?

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Irony
03/28/21 2:12:53 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
All this is doing is undermining the vaccination effort.
Shut your god damn fucking mouth

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What_
03/28/21 2:13:56 PM
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Thats not the only thing he implanted in her
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CouldBeAnAlt
03/28/21 2:14:23 PM
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Now they'll control her brain and make her buy a zune and use internet explorer as her default browser

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kingdrake2
03/28/21 2:15:13 PM
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i'm 8 days from eligibility. doesn't mean getting the shot right away (have to make appointment and i think my county isn't allowing my age group to get them that soon).

have to get vaccinated so i don't die due to an actions of the uncaring ie anti-masker or spring breaker.
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Son Of Spam
03/28/21 2:15:48 PM
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I got 4 friends and family members signed up and vaccinated yesterday. I helped a 5th one get one as well by telling him to go to a Walgreens to see if they had any to spare. My brother and my sister in-law got theirs as well. There are only a few of my family members who haven't had it yet.

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a-c-a-b
03/28/21 2:16:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
All this is doing is undermining the vaccination effort.

Remember when you said that you don't care if people get sick and die from Covid because you being able to go to the mall is more important?
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TheBlueMonk_
03/28/21 2:16:40 PM
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Son Of Spam posted...
I got 4 friends and family members signed up and vaccinated yesterday. I helped a 5th one get one as well by telling him to go to a Walgreens to see if they had any to spare. My brother and my sister in-law got theirs as well. There are only a few of my family members who haven't had it yet.
i believe they call that a Volume License! great job!

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