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Cocytus 03/25/21 3:34:44 PM #1: |
Do you like The Olive Garden?
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Questionmarktarius 03/25/21 3:36:19 PM #2: |
Soon:
"Portions too small for the price" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 03/25/21 3:37:02 PM #3: |
That's pretty good
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Prismsblade 03/25/21 3:37:10 PM #4: |
Outside of their appetizers, salad and maybe 1 or two items in their unusually small menu, no.
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Smashingpmkns 03/25/21 3:37:44 PM #5: |
I used to work at the Olive Garden. Our restaurant had to fight our management to allow us to take one 10 minute break in an 8 hour shift. A handful of people got fired because of it but we ended up winning.
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Dreepapult 03/25/21 3:38:06 PM #6: |
Prismsblade posted...
Outside of their appetizers, salad and maybe 1 or two items in their unusually very limited menu, no.Yeah. I mostly like salad, bread sticks, and zuppa. Actual entrees are kinda --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 03/25/21 3:38:17 PM #7: |
Might as well, it's not like they spend their money on the food they serve.
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CADE FOSTER 03/25/21 3:38:30 PM #8: |
and these slave wage places cry poor we cant afford that fuck em
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NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:39:15 PM #9: |
I have had a good deal of success in my dating/sex life and figured I could pass on some tips to lonely CEmen that have had some problems in the past. You've heard the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method from It's Always Sunny and I figured I'd fit my own seduction method into a paradigm like this.
Behold: The S.H.I.N.O.B.I. Method My method makes the assumption that you have already met a woman and have her number, which I feel is the easy part because it can just be a girl you matched with through online dating or met in a group project or something. Anyway: 1. S - Send Vague Text Responses Girls eat this shit up. Don't give her any definite responses or make her feel like she's worth any more time than a text message. If you are too much of a "nice guy" then normally the girl gets turned off, but you can't be a dick either. You need to be aloof; this girl KNOWS she can pull a thousand guys on Tinder in fifteen minutes, but if you aren't acting thirsty it will instantly elevate you above them. 2. H - Have Her Meet You For Dinner at Olive Garden Olive Garden is the perfect casual dining experience. It is nice enough that it will feel like an actual date, but not too nice that your date is intimidated. It also offers ample parking. Make sure that you drive separately; this is important later on. 3. I - Indicate That You Would Like a Round of Breadsticks for the Table As soon as the waitress attends to your table, order a round of Breadsticks. The Breadsticks are not only free, but they are unlimited, and that will be key here. As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector, so I find it important to let the waitress know right away that you want the Breadsticks, as there will not be any wasted time. 4. N - Never Let the Waitress See You Taking Breadsticks Out of the Restaurant Once your have received your basket of Breadsticks, you may empty them all out into your jacket pockets, but as this is uncomfortable, you will want to make sure you take trips to your car periodically to unload. This is where it becomes key that you drove to the restaurant separately. Make sure the wait staff does not see you leaving to unload either, or they will kick you out (has happened to me on rare occasions). 5. O - Order More Breadsticks As soon as the waitress comes back, say "nummy nummy, breadsticks in me tummy, yummy yummy, more more!" or something to that nature. The waitress will think you are a big fat fuck and likely go back to provide more, as Olive Garden provides these Breadsticks for free and the restaurants are insured for thousands anyway (so they aren't taking a financial hit from the Breastick losses). 6. B - Bring a Trash Bag to Store Breadsticks This part is key. You can only go out to your car so many times before you begin to rouse suspicion. I like to use the "Oh, I left my dog chained outside of the restaurant, better bring him water this time!" or "Methinks I have left my child in the hot car! Daddy's coming!" However, too many trips will start to get you looks, so bring a trash bag to fill up with Breadsticks (under your table). 7. I - Immediately Leave the Restaurant After Your Bag is Full Once the bag is full, you can no longer unload in your car, so it is time to leave. If you have done this correctly, your bill will be $0.00 and you will have a car loaded with warm, garlic and parmesan covered baked goods. From there, you can use these Breadsticks to make sandwiches for the month. I hope this advice helps some of you CEmen, because I know dating is hard and it's sometimes nerve wracking knowing how to behave on a first date. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/25/21 3:58:44 PM #10: |
NeonOctopus posted...
I have had a good deal of success in my dating/sex life and figured I could pass on some tips to lonely CEmen that have had some problems in the past. You've heard the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method from It's Always Sunny and I figured I'd fit my own seduction method into a paradigm like this.That's pretty elaborate. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 03/25/21 4:02:36 PM #11: |
I'll never understand people who go to italian restaurants and get like, basic bitch pasta. Like spaghetti.
That shit costs almost nothing and can be made on your own in minutes. --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsugarized_Foo 03/25/21 4:03:35 PM #12: |
Fake fancy is my favorite restaurant
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philsov 03/25/21 4:04:55 PM #13: |
I always go home with leftovers
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gunplagirl 03/25/21 4:07:48 PM #14: |
NeonOctopus posted...
I have had a good deal of success in my dating/sex life and figured I could pass on some tips to lonely CEmen that have had some problems in the past. You've heard the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method from It's Always Sunny and I figured I'd fit my own seduction method into a paradigm like this.Please tell me this is OC --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/25/21 4:09:11 PM #15: |
Shit, I might order me some tonight we been talkin' about it here for a while now. Get some lasagna or something, with breadsticks!
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Solid Snake07 03/25/21 4:11:03 PM #16: |
So what about back of the house employees who are really the ones who get the shaft when it comes to money?
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Complete_Idi0t 03/25/21 4:12:19 PM #17: |
How the hell can anyone get away with only paying someone $-1/hr in the good old USA
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Kajagogo 03/25/21 4:14:24 PM #18: |
If you have a Carabba's in your area, why would you go to Olive Garden?
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Cocytus 03/25/21 4:14:31 PM #19: |
Complete_Idi0t posted...
How the hell can anyone get away with only paying someone $1/hr in the good old USA??? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Christian RULES 03/25/21 4:14:35 PM #20: |
I love Olive Gardens. I order from them twice a month and their breadsticks are OP as fuck!
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KILBOTz 03/25/21 4:15:30 PM #21: |
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Cocytus 03/25/21 4:15:33 PM #22: |
Kajagogo posted...
If you have a Carabba's in your area, why would you go to Olive Garden?I went there one time. Wasn't impressed. But I don't think we have any of those any more in Houston. I used to like Macaroni Grill but they closed up around here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Snake07 03/25/21 4:16:19 PM #23: |
Complete_Idi0t posted...
How the hell can anyone get away with only paying someone $1/hr in the good old USA I used to serve tables and bartend. I almost always made more than minimum wage. Only way I made less was pretty much if literally no one came in. But still, the rest of my shifts for the week would average out to well over minimum wage. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/25/21 4:16:26 PM #24: |
Solid Snake07 posted...
So what about back of the house employees who are really the ones who get the shaft when it comes to money?I imagine they will get a slice of the pie too. =\ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hummer 2 03/25/21 4:20:17 PM #25: |
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Fake fancy is my favorite restaurant In the midwest it's considered fine dining. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumena 03/25/21 4:20:55 PM #26: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Soon: you're sorely mistaken if you think people won't pay for food regardless of what it is. --- @RealMedeaLysistrata ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/25/21 4:22:10 PM #27: |
Noumena posted...
you're sorely mistaken if you think people won't pay for food regardless of what it is.Well they give you a million pounds per order anyways, so lets see, it might be better, a little anyways. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 03/25/21 4:24:01 PM #28: |
KILBOTz posted...
Sweet, no more need to tip at olive garden!cheapass will always be a cheapass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 03/25/21 4:24:14 PM #29: |
Noumena posted...
you're sorely mistaken if you think people won't pay for food regardless of what it is.Then, why is that exact line about half of all yelp reviews? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumena 03/25/21 4:24:43 PM #30: |
Cocytus posted...
Yeah I've heard American portions are something else. --- @RealMedeaLysistrata ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kajagogo 03/25/21 4:26:09 PM #31: |
Cocytus posted...
I went there one time. Wasn't impressed. But I don't think we have any of those any more in Houston. I used to like Macaroni Grill but they closed up around here. I was unhappy the two times I want to Macaroni Grill. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 03/25/21 4:26:43 PM #32: |
NeonOctopus posted...
As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collectorLmao, I had forgotten about this meme until now. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Njolk 03/25/21 4:27:33 PM #33: |
I ate at olive garden for the first time recently
The memes about "free bread sticks" make no sense to me... It's fucking Walmart white bread dipped in margarine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumena 03/25/21 4:27:45 PM #34: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
lol some people just like to complain. i don't know though I guess this is what makes them go out of business. --- @RealMedeaLysistrata ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 03/25/21 4:29:19 PM #35: |
Noumena posted...
Yeah I've heard American portions are something else.Food is cheap, but labor is not. That's why a one-pound steak doesn't cost four times as much as a 4-ounce steak. Combine this with that one recurring Yelp review (post 2), and you get the 'Murrican! diet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumena 03/25/21 4:34:41 PM #36: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Maybe. I mean people who leave bad reviews aren't where the restaurant gets its money, that would be repeat customers. If Americans love food so much I'm sure diehard Olive Garden fans will keep the place alive. Do you really think they would do something like this haphazardly? --- @RealMedeaLysistrata ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 03/25/21 4:37:11 PM #37: |
Kajagogo posted...
Carabba's rather go there than olive garden. chicken marsala above all else. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 03/26/21 8:45:03 AM #38: |
Well, I didn't eat there last night. Maybe this weekend.
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