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BloodMoon7
03/24/21 6:07:40 PM
#51:


Simply biting isn't going to work as normally an attack like that is a Normal type move like Hyper Fang. We would have to assume the lions know how to use a Dark type attack. Then they could use Night Slash, Faint Attack...there's a lot of physical Dark type moves but what makes the difference between Slash and Night Slash is why lions lose.

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electricbugs2
03/24/21 6:09:08 PM
#52:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Simply biting isn't going to work as normally an attack like that is a Normal type move like Hyper Fang. We would have to assume the lions know how to use a Dark type attack. Then they could use Night Slash, Faint Attack...there's a lot of physical Dark type moves but what makes the difference between Slash and Night Slash is why lions lose.
Also the fact that the lions cant do any of what you just said. Even if we say the lions biting is a dark attack, I dont recall any National Geographic specials where lions used dark attacks to kill gazelles.

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Duncanwii
03/24/21 6:09:31 PM
#53:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Simply biting isn't going to work as normally an attack like that is a Normal type move like Hyper Fang. We would have to assume the lions know how to use a Dark type attack. Then they could use Night Slash, Faint Attack...there's a lot of physical Dark type moves but what makes the difference between Slash and Night Slash is why lions lose.

Dark type didnt even exist in Gen 1 know your types.
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EmbraceOfDeath
03/24/21 6:09:34 PM
#54:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Simply biting isn't going to work as normally an attack like that is a Normal type move like Hyper Fang. We would have to assume the lions know how to use a Dark type attack. Then they could use Night Slash, Faint Attack...there's a lot of physical Dark type moves but what makes the difference between Slash and Night Slash is why lions lose.
Lions aren't Pokemon and don't follow Pokemon rules in the first place. Their moves would realistically be effectively typeless, like Struggle.

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God_Of_Entirety
03/24/21 6:12:13 PM
#55:


Duncanwii posted...
Dark type didnt even exist in Gen 1 know your types.
good thing were on gen 8 currently.

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electricbugs2
03/24/21 6:12:50 PM
#56:


God_Of_Entirety posted...
good thing were on gen 8 currently.
Good thing real lions cant use elemental attacks even if we were on gen 20.

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God_Of_Entirety
03/24/21 6:12:58 PM
#57:


EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Lions aren't Pokemon and don't follow Pokemon rules in the first place. Their moves would realistically be effectively typeless, like Struggle.
Would a real life cobra spitting acid on you be typeless too?

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Alteres
03/24/21 6:17:53 PM
#58:


God_Of_Entirety posted...
Would a real life cobra spitting acid on you be typeless too?
You think cobras spit acid?

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BloodMoon7
03/24/21 6:17:59 PM
#59:


EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Lions aren't Pokemon and don't follow Pokemon rules in the first place. Their moves would realistically be effectively typeless, like Struggle.
That just makes it worse for them. That means they're too weak to beat Mewtwo after all.
:v

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lemondrop7
03/24/21 6:34:08 PM
#60:


chansey can heal so pokemon wont get tired
legendary birds would just fly across the land killing all the lions without a way for them to be touched

but looking at individual pokemon according to the dex:
vileplume has the largest toxic petals in the world
arcanine can run 6200 miles per day and incinerate anything it passes by
rapidash runs at 150 MPH after 10 steps, also burning anything it runs by
magmar has a body heat of 2200 degrees...literally cannot be touched
gyarados will shoot hyper beams for a month straight without sleeping if angry
dragonite can circle the world in 16 hours, will smash enemies to smithereens
rhydon cannot be scratched by direct cannon hits

lions stand zero chance

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Xenozoa425
03/24/21 6:54:16 PM
#61:


Pokemon, and it's not even a contest.

-Psychic types would absolutely curb stomp without moving a muscle
-Ground types capable of massive earthquakes and fissures
-Ice types can create blizzards and sub-zero temperatures
-Flying types would make huge hurricanes and tornados that bulldoze
-Electric types can create mass paralysis or damage
-Water types flatten everything with giant walls of water.
-Grass types with all sorts of effects, from poison and sleep to huge spiked vines and countless razor sharp leaves
-Poison types can corrode and disintegrate matter into puddles with fluids, gasses, sludge, etc
-Ghosts are immaterial and can solidify at will

Keep in mind that these strengths apply to even low level fodder like Pidgey, Grimer, Diglett, Psyduck, Bellsprout, Abra, etc.

Even things like Weezing would be able to take on massive crowds without trying.

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God_Of_Entirety
03/25/21 12:09:34 AM
#62:


Alteres posted...
You think cobras spit acid?
You think Pokemon would be real?

I said "would"

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Duncanwii
03/25/21 12:11:57 AM
#63:


God_Of_Entirety posted...

You think Pokemon would be real?

I said "would"

Ironically the strongest STAB move Arbok the cobra Pokemon could learn in Gen 1 was Acid.
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KalimariX8
03/26/21 1:03:31 AM
#64:


lemondrop7 posted...
chansey can heal so pokemon wont get tired
legendary birds would just fly across the land killing all the lions without a way for them to be touched

but looking at individual pokemon according to the dex:
vileplume has the largest toxic petals in the world
arcanine can run 6200 miles per day and incinerate anything it passes by
rapidash runs at 150 MPH after 10 steps, also burning anything it runs by
magmar has a body heat of 2200 degrees...literally cannot be touched
gyarados will shoot hyper beams for a month straight without sleeping if angry
dragonite can circle the world in 16 hours, will smash enemies to smithereens
rhydon cannot be scratched by direct cannon hits

lions stand zero chance
yeah this is good enough for me

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samurai bandit
03/26/21 1:24:11 AM
#65:


Everyone is forgetting something basic, lions can die to hunger/age. I dont think Mewtwo, Legendary or Ghost pokemon can die of aging. Fly away/make barrier/cross to the other side of the ocean then they just live their lifes happily ever after and wait for 1 billion lions to become cannibals or starve to death.

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HA4e
03/26/21 1:24:52 AM
#66:


People saying ghost pokemon, but lions could bite or lick them.

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mech dragon
03/26/21 1:25:57 AM
#67:


Jigglypuff solos

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SrRd_RacinG
03/26/21 1:25:59 AM
#68:


Ditto turns into 1 billion lions.

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Hambo the Hog
03/26/21 1:40:47 AM
#69:


HA4e posted...
People saying ghost pokemon, but lions could bite or lick them.
Oh shit, I forgot about Lick. P sure that was ghost type even in Gen 1. So the question is whether enough lions would try to weaponize licking to take out the ghost trio.

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God_Of_Entirety
03/27/21 8:40:09 PM
#70:


lions leading

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AlisLandale
03/27/21 8:43:24 PM
#71:


God_Of_Entirety posted...
mewtwo ain't oing shit to a million lions let alone a billion. you can tell kids have a poor grasp of quantitives.

Remember what Mewtwo did to those Tauros? Imagine that times a billion.

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Riev
03/27/21 8:44:39 PM
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God_Of_Entirety
03/27/21 8:46:03 PM
#73:


AlisLandale posted...
Remember what Mewtwo did to those Tauros? Imagine that times a billion.
mewtwo cant do that times a billion.

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creativeme
03/27/21 8:51:25 PM
#74:


mew, mewtwo, legendary bird trio, gengar, hell any flying pokemon, rock and steel types would be hard to beat as well.

most of the pokemon will die but you still have like 20-30 that should survive.
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AlisLandale
03/27/21 9:00:32 PM
#75:


God_Of_Entirety posted...
mewtwo cant do that times a billion.

prove it

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 9:17:59 PM
#76:


AlisLandale posted...
prove it
cant prove a negative. mewtwo hasnt done anything close to even 100x the power he used on the tauros lol let alone a billiob.

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 9:20:27 PM
#77:


bump

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AlisLandale
03/27/21 10:22:04 PM
#78:


Trickfinger posted...
cant prove a negative. mewtwo hasnt done anything close to even 100x the power he used on the tauros lol let alone a billiob.

Yes he did.

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 10:31:44 PM
#79:


nope.

next

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CM_Ponch
03/27/21 10:35:55 PM
#80:


Mewtwo literally created a massive storm. He could easily drown the lions in one go. Ignoring Mewtwo, all it takes is one Dugtrio to create multiple earthquakes.

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 10:38:21 PM
#81:


CM_Ponch posted...
Mewtwo literally created a massive storm. He could easily drown the lions in one go.
do you know how mant 1 billion is..

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AlisLandale
03/27/21 10:46:01 PM
#82:


Trickfinger posted...
do you know how mant 1 billion is..

what is 1 billion lions before a psychic god?

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CM_Ponch
03/27/21 10:47:59 PM
#83:


Trickfinger posted...
do you know how mant 1 billion is..
What are 1 billion lions going to do to a floating magic man who's drowning the earth

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 10:48:17 PM
#84:


theres no evidence mew2 could even take out 1 million. let alone 999 million more than that..

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 10:48:44 PM
#85:


CM_Ponch posted...
What are 1 billion lions going to do to a floating magic man who's drowning the earth
...I said mewtwo, not arceus

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CM_Ponch
03/27/21 10:49:32 PM
#86:


Trickfinger posted...
...I said mewtwo, not arceus
Same question

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 10:52:03 PM
#87:


bump

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Vladimir
03/27/21 11:00:02 PM
#88:


Riev posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdOSMo6Svc

Since TC won't link it

This video easily convinced me
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Trickfinger
03/27/21 11:01:31 PM
#89:


poll tied

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VTBM
03/27/21 11:02:25 PM
#90:


How long do the Pokemon have?

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 11:03:13 PM
#91:


VTBM posted...
How long do the Pokemon have?
60 seconds

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Trickfinger
03/27/21 11:03:45 PM
#92:


Trickfinger posted...
theres no evidence mew2 could even take out 1 million. let alone 999 million more than that..


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uwnim
03/27/21 11:09:33 PM
#93:


The lions win. Easily. Most of the mons would quickly get mauled to death. Even assuming they cant hurt the three ghost types, those things would struggle to death well before they did anything meaningful.

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CheckmateD1
03/27/21 11:53:18 PM
#94:


Pokemon would win for sure, though not without sacrifice. No doubt lots of them would eventually die from being overwhelmed by enough lions.

But when all is said and done, there's too many insanely strong Pokemon that can take out hordes of lions, that can take all the time they need. How are any of those lions even going to reach some of these monsters? They just can't, and they don't have any ridiculous powers to compete with. The Pokemon should come out victorious.
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gmanthebest
03/28/21 5:40:23 AM
#95:


Trickfinger posted...
poll tied
Ah yes, 83 to 35. Definitely a tie

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Trickfinger
03/28/21 6:02:29 AM
#96:


Thought that said 85
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ShaheerRahman
03/28/21 6:04:23 AM
#97:


1 billion lions? Pokmon lose due to exhaustion (run out of PP on their moves).
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Trickfinger
03/28/21 6:05:16 AM
#98:


ShaheerRahman posted...
1 billion lions? Pokmon lose due to exhaustion (run out of PP on their moves).


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AlisLandale
03/28/21 6:38:06 AM
#99:


Heres the cheese strat.

Pidgeot is a flying type and huge as fuck. It picks up a Voltorb and flies out of Lion range.

Gengar uses perish song.

In three turns (or however that translates into real time) everyone fucking dies. Except Pokemon with Soundproof (voltorb lol)

voltorb lands safely on a pile of dead lions. Pokmon are victorious.

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SpaceBear_
03/28/21 6:47:49 AM
#100:


If you're taking all the Pokemon's Pokedex entries as canon, then they would have wiped themselves out before the battle even started.

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