Board 8 > If 100 men fought 100 women individually, how many times would a woman win?

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Sunroof posted...

As a real life example that is shaping my opinion, while I was in my training academy we had to learn defensive tactics. This lasted six months. I am 55, 145lbs. One day, I was matched up against a girl who was 57, 150lbs, and had literal years of Brazilian jiu jitsu compared to my zero formal training. I destroyed her.

This story sounds like the exact reason why you shouldn't underestimate a weaker person's ability to potentially defeat a stronger foe.

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The weaker person lost. That story illustrates that even a trained woman can be less strong than an untrained man.

Sunroof posted...

As a real life example that is shaping my opinion, while I was in my training academy we had to learn defensive tactics. This lasted six months. I am 55, 145lbs. One day, I was matched up against a girl who was 57, 150lbs, and had literal years of Brazilian jiu jitsu compared to my zero formal training. I destroyed her.

Okay but tell us what really happened instead of make believe

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Sunroof posted...

The weaker person lost. That story illustrates that even a trained woman can be less strong than an untrained man.

It sounds like you're the weaker person and got lucky.

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It was a normal day, like any other really. There were around 50 of us and people were being randomly matched up two a time. People would cheer as each match went on, never rooting for one person over another. It was all done out of respect. In my match, my name was called first. I waited with baited breath to see whom my opponent would be. Once they called her name, my heart skipped a beat.

Everyone said, Oooooh! Whenever there was an intersex matchup people always got hyped. But this was different. As we both walked up to the center of the mat to exchange friendly fists, the lights flickered. I swear I heard what sounded like a demonic roar come from her mouth but no one else seemed to notice. I backed off, intimidated, but remembered my training.

She started on the offensive and jumped no fewer than ten feet into the air. I didnt understand what was happening. The next thing I knew there was a footprint in the center of my shirt from where she just struck me. And as I examined it closer, I noticed a gooey-like green residue emanating from it. What?

I lost sight of everyone else in the gymnasium at this point. I became hyper focused on what I could only assume was a demon, alien, or some combination of both. Remembering my training, I went for a x3 force multiplier sweep kick. Unsurprisingly, I made contact. Few people have survived this technique yet she stood there unphased. She then murmured an incantation and silver shards started circling around me.

I was frozen with fear. I had no idea what to do, not that it mattered because the next thing I knew they simultaneously stopped moving and rapidly darted toward me. Using ber instinct, I was able to count over 1,000 shards each sharper than the tooth of a megalodon shark. I dodged each of them except one. Have no fear, this was intentional. I caught it with my left index finger and thumb, performed a 360 spin move, and threw it straight at her. It pierced her eye rendering her both blind and unconscious.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Almost all of these women will try this stuff on their husbands or boyfriends for fun and get easily overpowered. The two easiest ways for a female to defend herself against a man are a firearm or an eye gouge + kick to the balls combo.

This topic really shows how little you guys actually leave the house or work physical jobs. Almost no women can beat a man of comparative age in a fight. My answer was "maybe two" because of statistical mismatching (with two randomly assigned groups of 100, you'll probably have a girl in great shape against an old man in chemo or something; this topic doesn't exactly specify who the 200 people are). Men have about 38% more muscle mass and weight 31 more pounds on average: https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/ja ppl.2000.89.1.81

I know this was studied 20 years ago, but biology isn't going to change much over a 20 year period. 38% more muscle, thicker bone density, and 31 extra pounds is an absurd advantage in an actual fight.

I said 25 years old all around. No woman would win due to fighting an old man. Also assume all fighters are healthy. Thats why I said no semantics.

Nowadays though your average man is a wimp who just acts tough on the internet, surely that factors in

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Corrik7 posted...

A nobody high school soccer team easily beat the USA women's soccer team.

https://youtu.be/LmzrAIUi7pk

Worth checking out for the comments only.

I mean are they bloodlusted? Can the woman maybe get the man to simp for her if she is hot? Lots of factors here tbh

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Fight to the death, hormones off, everyone healthy, simp-proof. Also a lot people (not me) say strong women arent hot. That also has to be factored in.

Yeah but a fit girl can be hot obviously.

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A fit girl can but does that mean she can fight?

A friend of a friend of mine is a fit girl. She is good at calisthenics, Pilates, and Peloton. And some weight lifting, but not as heavy as what men can lift. But she isnt good at fighting.

No but fit girl probably runs circles around obese man. Tires him out. More to fighting than raw strength. Stamina, quickness. Just saying the girl doesn't need to be a fighter to win tbh.


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If fit girl is running circles around an obese man than it is she who wears herself out first. Also, an obese man wouldnt need speed. Once he grabs hold of her thatd be it. The best counter against an obese man would be an obese woman. Honestly, obese man are probably the biggest threat to the women here.

Sunroof posted...

Fight to the death, hormones off, everyone healthy, simp-proof. Also a lot people (not me) say strong women arent hot. That also has to be factored in.

Sir you can't change the rules just because this didn't go how you wanted it to go. "Simp-proof, hormones off" was not in the original post so it will not be accepted. There will be simps and they will lose.

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All the people in this topic supporting higher numbers are focusing on weak men who suck. Statistically, most 25-year old men are overweight.

I actually voted 0 I just find this topic funny as hell

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They were in the rules! I said no deep-diving semantics.

I have a history of making the amazing topics. Especially when contest season rolls around. I am very interesting.

Sunroof posted...

They were in the rules! I said no deep-diving semantics.

Nope I see no rules.

Simps gonna lose.

Especially the overweight simps.

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Oh yeah I got used to you being my stock buddy I forgot you thought you were going to win the contest or something.

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I was going to win the character one until the hentai Tifa fans beat Luigi, or something. Tifa would lose to Luigi in a fight too.

In fact I'm taking this topic over and instituting my own rules.

The women are all trained MMA fighters in peak shape.

The men are all GameFAQS users.

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I would say the female MMA fighters (are there even 100?) would win maybe 70% in that case. Theyd lose to the average and strong men. Theyd win against the thin weak men but not the fat ones.

Spoilers: This ain't the movies, son. The average fat man can't take a punch.

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After the last selfie topic probably an even split

The movies are the least credible source, as evidenced by shows like Cobra Kai where the girls are equally, and sometimes more, strong than the boys.

I've taken notes and after some brilliant deduction I've come to the conclusion that this topic exists because you are an overweight simp that lost a fight to a girl and now you're desperately trying to convince yourself that it was a fluke with the help of this poll.

I'll tag you as such.

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This poll proves that it would have been a fluke since no one here has said over 50% of women would win, simp boy.

Sunroof posted...

This poll proves that it would have been a fluke since no one here has said over 50% of women would win, simp boy.

Your poll doesn't even give that option.

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Sure it does. The first two options are under 50%, coupled with the posts from those who voted over 50%.

StealThisSheen more like SimpThisShe

Yes, yes, I see. This does go with my findings.

My findings show that since you have turned to childish insults in reply, I must have hit on a painful truth. It's wonderful how quickly my hypothesis was verified.

This topic's new poll is how many women out of 100 would beat Sunroof in a fight. And the only poll options 99 and 100. I had to account for one perhaps getting struck by a meteor before the fight were to actually begin, of course.

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Actually sunroof let me help you out. He simps super hard for Tulsi Gabbard so you can use that against him. You can google her if you like.

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This is true, I lovingly stare up at a poster of Tulsj Gabbard on my wall as I drift off to sleep at night.

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