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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 5:33:25 PM
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I have 3 stories >_> All from college.

-I was warming up my car in the dorm parking lot on a winter night to leave for home and a dorm room on the 1st floor had their curtain closed, but you could see through it cuz the light was on >_> And literally in front of the entire parking lot, you could see this guy standing at the edge of the bed plowing this girl while she laid in it. Other people definitely saw it too cuz they were walking around and turned to the window when they passed by and giggled. But it was pretty boring though because she barely moved and she literally kept her shirt on the whole time so you couldn't see her boobies. I watched for 2 minutes while my car warmed up (I wanted to make sure it was extra warm) and I was like "this is lame >_> I'd rather drive home" and left >_>

-I was in a dorm and laying in bed and literally through the wall I could hear my neighbor banging this chick, with the bed creaking and the chick moaning. I made a topic on CE like a true CEman and asked what to do, and you guys told me to blast porn towards the wall, but I bitched out and put music on some headphones cuz it felt kinda awkward listening to it after a minute >_>

-I was standing at the bottom of my friend's dorm, waiting for him to throw his card key down so I could enter the building and come up. While I was waiting, my boob sense was tingling, so look straight ahead and see this half-open blind and see this chick was at least D cups walking around naked and putting panties on (in plain view of the courtyard...). You couldn't see her face cuz the blind was covering it. She had a rocking body and rocking titties without being ruined by the chance of a butterface. It was sweet! >_> Anyway I stared for like 10 seconds before the keys got thrown to me and I left >_>

-Not me but my friend and his roommate saw a dude getting a bj from his window at the next dorm. He noticed them and gave them a thumbs up which they reciprocated. He definitely wanted people to see him lol

You got any CE? >_>

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DamnSasquatch
03/15/21 5:38:56 PM
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I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

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ssj3vegeta
03/15/21 5:41:23 PM
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When i was a lil kid in mexico, my grandmothers house's bathroom didn't have a door just a curtain lol, so when i got dere one day after playing football with cousins my age i ran straight to da bathroom cause i really needed to take a dump. But what i didn't know was dat my older cousins friend was using it, when i pushed da curtain to da side i saw her standing up toilet paper in hand wiping her vagina lol

I quickly closed it, and i remember not actually seeing anything too extreme but she and my cousin would always tease me about it for years until she moved to another state in mexico with her husband. I hated dat bathroom tbh
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Chewtarch
03/15/21 5:41:39 PM
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Superbowl 2017 my ex and I did it on her balcony a stone's throw from a popular bar crawl area in our city. Drew a crowd, didn't care. Closest people could get was like 30 feet away. Not an exhibitionist at all but it's one of the rare times I've ever finished from penetrative sex. People cheered >_> everyone was so wasted, us included

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 5:41:42 PM
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DamnSasquatch posted...
I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
Ew lol

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Lost_All_Senses
03/15/21 5:44:01 PM
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This one time I was looking at this woman naked and then we did sex.

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 5:44:06 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
Not an exhibitionist at all but it's one of the rare times I've ever finished from penetrative sex
How do you normally finish?

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Machete
03/15/21 5:45:57 PM
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my freshman year roommate and his girlfriend would fuck before class when I was sleeping or when they thought I was sleeping. It was a small room, not even 10 feet wide so the beds were close. Usually I would just turn over and face the wall. They woke me up sometimes. It didn't bother me though. I didn't feel uncomfortable at all and I could tell she was trying to be as quiet as she could be so I appreciated that they had that level of courtesy.

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Chewtarch
03/15/21 5:46:07 PM
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I don't v_v

makes partners self conscious lol

If I were to have sex now I imagine I'd have the opposite problem lol

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 5:46:34 PM
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Machete posted...
my freshman year roommate and his girlfriend would fuck before class when I was sleeping or when they thought I was sleeping. It was a small room, not even 10 feet wide so the beds were close. Usually I would just turn over and face the wall. They woke me up sometimes. It didn't bother me though. I didn't feel uncomfortable at all and I could tell she was trying to be as quiet as she could be so I appreciated that they had that level of courtesy.
Were her naked boobs nice >_>

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Sir Will
03/15/21 5:48:25 PM
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Machete posted...
my freshman year roommate and his girlfriend would fuck before class when I was sleeping or when they thought I was sleeping. It was a small room, not even 10 feet wide so the beds were close. Usually I would just turn over and face the wall. They woke me up sometimes. It didn't bother me though. I didn't feel uncomfortable at all and I could tell she was trying to be as quiet as she could be so I appreciated that they had that level of courtesy.
They... they did it with you in the room? WTF?

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CoorsLight
03/15/21 5:49:06 PM
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OP has some big virgin energy
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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 5:51:04 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
OP has some big virgin energy
I was still a virgin in the 1st story and 2nd story, but lost it by the 3rd story >_>

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SquirtleSkwad
03/15/21 5:51:40 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
This one time I was looking at this woman naked and then we did sex.
That's insane.

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Alteres
03/15/21 5:52:23 PM
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Sir Will posted...
They... they did it with you in the room? WTF?
This happened to me twice while I was in college, with two different roommates.

I think its a pretty common thing.

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Smackems
03/15/21 5:52:52 PM
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Other than women I put my dingy in ive only saw a few old folk naked, but thats part of me job so

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KogaSteelfang
03/15/21 5:53:31 PM
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Many years ago, there was a mobile home on the hill across the street. It was placed there to be the main office of a company, but that fell through. The property owner let his son use it instead.

So one night I go to adjust my window, and notice the lights are on. I glanced up to see a topless woman in the window(I assume she was nude). I did a double take, not realizing what I saw at first. Then the guy entered the room, and I felt like a creep for having seen them. So I closed my curtains and went to bed. I have to assume they wanted to be seen, since she was right up on the window with the lights on in the dead of night.

That's the only time I've seen exposed boobs irl.

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RedJackson
03/15/21 6:01:38 PM
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We climbed up in the snow to a viewpoint half way to the top not really expecting to see anyone when we encountered a group of like 8-10 people hiking together. We all stared and admired the view from up there when they asked us if we could take a picture of them. They hand me their phone and some of them get this idea to start undressing so eventually all of them are just standing in their boots butt naked. The girls didnt care, the dudes didnt care. I took the picture and they left lol. Wasnt expecting that.

One time I saw a pair of heroin addicts in the morning while doing a paper route I used to have.. that was absolutely disgusting. I called the police in fact because the lady was spread eagle letting loose her bowels and the dude was getting blown yelling like a pirate in a public area next to a train stop.

My homie was having sex in a SUV we borrowed and I know this for a fact because I could hear squeegee squeegee squeegee squeegee whenever the sound from the car moving stopped

I pulled over the high way and pretended to take a picture just to fuck with them lol they got dressed though


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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:02:54 PM
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RedJackson posted...
One time I saw a pair of heroin addicts in the morning while doing a paper route I used to have.. that was absolutely disgusting. I called the police in fact because the lady was spread eagle letting loose her bowels and the dude was getting blown yelling like a pirate in a public area next to a train stop.
As a person who deals with heroin addicts regularly, that doesn't surprise me in the slightest. That's still fucking disgusting though >_>

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NoxObscuras
03/15/21 6:03:32 PM
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About 2 years ago, on my way home from work, I saw a guy getting road head in rush hour traffic. Obviously I couldn't actually see anything, but when I looked up in my rearview mirror I saw the girl's head bobbing up and down in the guy's lap. I thought it was pretty bold of them because it was still daylight.

Other than that, I haven't seen anyone having sex. Although I did hear my neighbors having sex one night about 5 years ago. Their lights were off, but their window was open. I could hear the wife moaning and the "clapping".

As far as seeing someone naked, my friend accidently left a nude pic in some photos she wanted my opinion on. Never saw her naked in person.

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FF_Redux
03/15/21 6:05:29 PM
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Seen plenty on nudist areas and beaches. Sex part that is. Obviously I saw naked ppl

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OffTempo
03/15/21 6:05:50 PM
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A couple months ago I went outside to get the mail and it was a nice day out so I looked up at the sky and the trees and all that. And I looked at this neighboring house and I saw through the window this asian lady with big boobs was changing or something. Looked for about 3 seconds and then went on with my day.

Two years ago I was in the parking lot at a Safeway waiting for my friend to get something. I was looking at my phone then looked through the front window and saw this older guy and a younger girl in their truck. Her head started going up and down and his eyes was closed. Told my friend when she got back and we had a nice laugh about it.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/15/21 6:12:59 PM
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Go camping with family

Other campers had loud sex, sounds like coming from mountains

I think it's an owl at first, but then realize it's rhythmic orgasms
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Lost_All_Senses
03/15/21 6:13:49 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
That's insane.

Definitely. It's why I remember in so much detail. It's like it just happened yesterday. You never forget

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AlCalavicci
03/15/21 6:16:51 PM
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One time about ten years ago (i was in my early 20s), I went on a business trip with my company. They paired me in a hotel room with another guy, one of those rooms where there are two bedrooms and a shared living room/kitchen space.

One night I was in my room and I started hearing sex noises outside of my room. It sounded like multiple people, at least two girls and at least another guy.

I didn't have any way of peeping (no vents or keyholes or anything), but it definitely sounded like some shit was going down. I eventually put my headphones on and got in bed because it was really loud and distracting.

The next day he told me that he had a bunch of people over and they had an orgy. I was flabbergasted at how casual he was about telling me (or even that it happened at all). I played it off like I hadn't heard anything

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:17:31 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
As far as seeing someone naked, my friend accidently left a nude pic in some photos she wanted my opinion on. Never saw her naked in person.
Nice boobs? >_>

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:18:48 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
The next day he told me that he had a bunch of people over and they had an orgy. I was flabbergasted at how casual he was about telling me (or even that it happened at all). I played it off like I hadn't heard anything
And he didn't even invite you? What a dick

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littlebro07
03/15/21 6:21:13 PM
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Parked at my apartment, facing a ground floor apartment. At night. The blinds weren't fully closed so I saw my neighbor just chilling on her couch completely naked.

She was severely overweight though so its not a happy memory of accidental voyeurism.

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spikethedevil
03/15/21 6:23:22 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
When i was a lil kid in mexico, my grandmothers house's bathroom didn't have a door just a curtain lol, so when i got dere one day after playing football with cousins my age i ran straight to da bathroom cause i really needed to take a dump. But what i didn't know was dat my older cousins friend was using it, when i pushed da curtain to da side i saw her standing up toilet paper in hand wiping her vagina* lol

I quickly closed it, and i remember not actually seeing anything too extreme but she and my cousin would always tease me about it for years until she moved to another state in mexico with her husband. I hated dat bathroom tbh


Vulva*

Thankfully never walked into anything sex wise lol.

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NoxObscuras
03/15/21 6:29:49 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Nice boobs? >_>
I'm not really a boob guy, but yeah they were nice. She was like a B cup.

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:29:50 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
She was severely overweight though so its not a happy memory of accidental voyeurism.
ew sorry to hear

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:30:08 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I'm not really a boob guy, but yeah they were nice. She was like a B cup.
Hellz yeah

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ledbowman
03/15/21 6:35:21 PM
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i was driving a drunk 9/10 home one night and she suddenly unbuckled, took her shirt and bra off, let the seat back, unzipped her jeans and put my hand down them. it ruled

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AlCalavicci
03/15/21 6:39:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
And he didn't even invite you? What a dick

He kinda seemed like a douche. And it was weird that they even paired us up in a hotel because he was from another state altogether and we never had met prior to being paired up >_>

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ultimate reaver
03/15/21 6:41:01 PM
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when i was working at a grocery store in college i found two drunk people fucking by the dumpsters when i was taking out the trash. and tbh, good for them

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NoxObscuras
03/15/21 6:46:05 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Hellz yeah
Lmao. I like how you're being a hype man for everyone posting ITT

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/15/21 6:49:28 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
He kinda seemed like a douche. And it was weird that they even paired us up in a hotel because he was from another state altogether and we never had met prior to being paired up >_>
Lrn2contacthumanresources
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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:50:14 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Lmao. I like how you're being a hype man for everyone posting ITT
When it comes to boobs, I'm always the hype man lol

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CoorsLight
03/15/21 6:52:28 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Lrn2contacthumanresources

Yeah for real this sounds like a huge sexual harassment case. Seems like the guy here didn't care that much but that's a pretty gross and unprofessional thing to do in a shared room
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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 6:53:02 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Lrn2contacthumanresources

CoorsLight posted...
Yeah for real this sounds like a huge sexual harassment case. Seems like the guy here didn't care that much but that's a pretty gross and unprofessional thing to do in a shared room
Sounds like some peeps are jelly they didn't get invited to da orgy

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AlCalavicci
03/15/21 6:58:10 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Lrn2contacthumanresources

CoorsLight posted...
Yeah for real this sounds like a huge sexual harassment case. Seems like the guy here didn't care that much but that's a pretty gross and unprofessional thing to do in a shared room

I honestly probably should have. In hindsight I think it's really strange that they paired people up at all, because I'm not sure that is normal. I probably also didn't want to come off as a prude

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CoorsLight
03/15/21 7:00:24 PM
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Putting people in the same hotel room is a bad sign that your company is cheap. Though it sounds like they gave you a full suite which is weird cause I'd have to think that ends up being pricier than two regular one bed rooms
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tremain07
03/15/21 7:01:49 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
when i was working at a grocery store in college i found two drunk people fucking by the dumpsters when i was taking out the trash. and tbh, good for them
some guy on ce actually posted people having sex next to a dumpster before, I'll never forget that pale ass and that disgusting blue dumpster. You could even see the pimp keeping lookout in the alley corner apparently that ally was popular for pimps to have jons fuck their girls in, i can only hope that guy eventually was able to move out of that shithole neighborhood I think it was Boston or New York.

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 7:02:18 PM
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tremain07 posted...
some guy on ce actually posted people having sex next to a dumpster before, I'll never forget that pale ass and that disgusting blue dumpster. You could even see the pimp keeping lookout in the alley corner apparently that ally was popular for pimps to have jons fuck their girls in, i can only hope that guy eventually was able to move out of that shithole neighborhood I think it was Boston or New York.
I remember that topic! That shit was wild!!

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EricDraven59
03/15/21 7:10:17 PM
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I was in high school probably 9th grade and i had these two guys who were my best friends. Well one day we went over one of their houses and his girlfriend was hanging out with us in his room. Well she ended up giving him oral sex as we were just chilling on the couch listening to music right next to them lol

And for me well i did sexual stuff with a girl as an adult outdoors in this woods area near some train tracks. It was my only time doing sexual things in nature but it felt cool at the time. Don't know if anyone ever saw us
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Background_Guy
03/15/21 7:23:01 PM
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Why don't I ever see anything interesting
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Jabodie
03/15/21 7:24:19 PM
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One time my college dorm mate brought this chick in at 2am and fucked for probably like an hour. I woke up in the middle of it and just laid there through it. Mostly because I figured it would be over in like 5 or 10 minutes after I woke up smh. I didn't watch or see anything to be clear lol

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Blue_Target
03/15/21 7:58:34 PM
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In high school a fight happened between two kinda trashy girls. One of em got her shirt ripped off and got her bra unhooked and everyone who saw the fight also saw her right tit when the school security was pulling them apart.

I was playing Mortal Kombat 9 with my dormmates when another dormmate's girlfriend came out in a bathrobe to get a bottle of water. She talked with us for a bit until my dormmate asked "Are you naked under there?" She smirked, opened the top half of her robe to expose her rack and then went back to the room.

One day I flew to Chicago for weekend work with a co-worker. We went to the hotel afterwards and he was just randomly looking out the window. He told me a couple was having sex from our view. I took a glimpse but could barely see the people's faces or private parts.

If we count pictures then I got two more...

I was class in high school and became friends with this kinda obnoxious kid. Most of the time we just talked about video games but one day when we were walking to class, he pointed a random girl in the crowd walking the other way. I said "ok and...?" He said they went to camp last summer and on the last day they snuck in alcohol, got drunk, and he took a picture of her passed out topless. "Really?" I said. He pulled out the flip phone and show me the photo.

I used to work for a IT service company. We did service for a wedding dress company with a lot of female employees. After setting up their server room, I helped the staff moved their work computers to their new offices, arranged their computers set up, set up their Office 365 account, etc for months. One day my boss gave me the laptop of their boss and told me to format it but save their work documents on a flash drive first. I accidently hit My Pictures instead of My Documents. Saw a DCIM folder and clicked it since we're already here. Scrolled through a bunch of photos of families and photoshoots until I noticed some topless women. The women trying on dress and drinking champagne naked were his employees that I helped for the last months. I wanted to grab my own flashdrive and save a copy but my boss was 6 feet away from me and I couldn't do anything fishy. I backed up the work documents and formatted the laptop.

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 8:01:24 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
Why don't I ever see anything interesting
You'll see some random titties one day! I believe in you! Everyone gets one, it's just sometimes later in life >_>

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NeonOctopus
03/15/21 8:02:23 PM
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Jabodie posted...
I didn't watch or see anything to be clear lol
If he was keeping you up for like an hour, I would at least steal a glance at her >_>

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