Current Events > DSPGaming General XIX: ITS WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!

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Dude shook his ass off on stream to prove he was wearing jeans.
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Over 650 dollars in tips, but it is already gone. This is due to upcoming bills, car payment, and he has to keep paying his tax guy for filing the return.

THEN he had to pay his tax guy again, even though he had to pay him in advance for filing for this.

What the actual fuck.

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Does he have to pay his tax guy every month or every second month? I feel like I keep hearing that excuse.

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https://twitter.com/GoutsydePhil2/status/1375848232694190086

I don't think the people who support dsp are in their right mind, which is how he can fleece so many of them.

Remember planetjeff, the 40+ year old widower who used his dead wife's insurance money on a balding, snorting manchild.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Dude shook his ass off on stream to prove he was wearing jeans.

He's become a reverse cam whore. Now he shakes his ass on camera for money....

Gets nearly $800 in tips+more in cheers.

"All this money has gone to bills and taxes."
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OIC got made into a mod for 10 minutes. Isn' that sad? All that money wasted.

Balnazarr posted...

OIC got made into a mod for 10 minutes. Isn' that sad? All that money wasted.

Hahaha what
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LightningAce11 posted...

Hahaha what

DSP pulled a joke on OIC. Made him into a mod for 10 minutes. Thsi was after OIC dropped several hundred in subs.

Did he yell "April's fool!" after like a complete clown? What a dickish thing to do to someone spending that much money on you.

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For april fools, phil set the donation goal for $5000.

Hey, a guy can dream.
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oh no moh god.

https://i.redd.it/4sux02ce00r61.png

The man is going on 40 soon. 40!!! But, he's a mature adult and not a children's entertainer.

If i don't have a kid, or wife by then i'd prefer that was me...Minus the narcissism.

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He looks so dead inside.
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Balnazarr posted...

oh no moh god.

https://i.redd.it/4sux02ce00r61.png

The man is going on 40 soon. 40!!! But, he's a mature adult and not a children's entertainer.

He looks like he's turning 50

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Spooking posted...

He's making his birthday a week long celebration? Talk about an obvious way to guilt trip your fans into giving you money. What a POS.

He's always made his birthdays weeklong celebrations. This, unfortunately, is nothing new. It's honestly quite sad; it's not enough to celebrate your birthday on the exact day. You have to stretch it out throughout the entire week. No other streamer does this.

https://i.redd.it/pdcovvlf91r61.jpg

Dude is nearly 40. He's a circus clown...

Oh, he claims Gojitenks is a loser and bad at the game and DSP could beat him anytime offline, easily.

Balnazarr posted...

https://i.redd.it/pdcovvlf91r61.jpg

Dude is nearly 40. He's a circus clown...

Oh, he claims Gojitenks is a loser and bad at the game and DSP could beat him anytime offline, easily.

That is by far the saddest picture of Phil I've seen. A man pushing 40 having a birthday "party" reminisent of an 8 year old. And all he will be doing is spending it alone, begging for money.

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I saw a detractor vid of phil responding to someone on stream asking if the store clerk was embarrassed on his behalf when they saw a 39-year-old man buying gamer birthday balloons, and Phil responded, not that there was nothing embarrassing about it, but "how would the store clerk know I was buying them for myself?"

Paraphrased.

But also just he has been having incredible pride in this year's birthday decorations.

Mate, you blew up a few balloons and attached their cord to behind your sofa. You practically did nothing.

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Wings of all people is now doordashing to supplement his income.

How he never got the whales pigroach did confounds me. They both rage, throw pity parties, beg. Why does dsp come out on top?
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The big birthday surprise was a denim vest.

People will still pick platinum to piss him off.
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Asked if he has a medical condition because he burps and snorts uncontrollably on stream.

"Uhhhhh, it's none of your fucking business, is your medical condition called being an asshole? What does me burping have to do with anything?"
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IIRC, Phil thinks his snorting and other gross body behavior is completely normal and impossible to not do directly into the mic, or at all.

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DSP wont take down his balloons. He hurt his back doing Grocery shopping. Let me get this straight he hurt his back grocery shopping and can't lift balloons.

Balnazarr posted...

DSP wont take down his balloons. He hurt his back doing Grocery shopping. Let me get this straight he hurt his back grocery shopping and can't lift balloons.

lmao

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Did he seriously review his wife's birthday cake she made for him live on stream?

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Wait, he did it AGAIN?

He did it last year, too, I think.

DevilZhouYu posted...

Wait, he did it AGAIN?

He did it last year, too, I think.

He does it every year

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It's just a baffling thing to do. It's so disrespectful to his wife. I wonder if she even knows what he does on stream, though presumably she does and consents to this behavior. It's not a fastfood review because it's not like his viewers who for some reason care about his opinion on food products can go out and get one for themselves, and it's not a cooking instruction either. So essentially by pretending to review (I say pretend because I'd assume he'd never actually say his wife's cooking is shit on stream, but maybe I'm wrong) the cake she made for him he is basically just eating home cooking on stream and trying to pretend that it's something more sophisticated than that so he can feel important to his simps,

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Continuing the tend of looking physically in pain as he takes a bite

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Phil was probably outraged that that guy slighted him by likening him to a mere prince

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"Uhhh, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know any prince, this must be a detractor meme. You can get the fuck out of my chat ack ack ack."
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https://youtu.be/Hr5dNXZq0hQ

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Ghosts n Goblins is stressing him out.

Middle aged man who lives in a cushy house, earns more than a 100k a year just for playing video games and relaxing is "stressed" over a game level.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Ghosts n Goblins is stressing him out.

Middle aged man who lives in a cushy house, earns more than a 100k a year just for playing video games and relaxing is "stressed" over a game level.

Dude couldn't remove balloons, because his back hurt from groceries.

Seriously, if he had his groceries delivered at home, he would be suchba recluse that direct sunlight would kill him.

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Phil is not too concerned about hitting the sub goal since he has no idea what to do as a reward. One person will jokingly suggest a button up shirt and piggy will dig it out of the closet, relieved he doesn't have to put in actual effort.
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His paypig donated $25 and said he spent almost $1k on Genshin Impact and thus had no money for the month. Sad.

Balnazarr posted...

His paypig donated $25 and said he spent almost $1k on Genshin Impact and thus had no money for the month. Sad.

The paypig or Phil?

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What's Genshin Impact and why does it cost so much?

Nazanir posted...

The paypig or Phil?

Seems to be the paypig. They spend their money on something other than Phil this month

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Bad_Mojo posted...

What's Genshin Impact and why does it cost so much?

It's a Gacha game where you role for about 50 million waifus.

And a Male character here and there.

https://youtu.be/7wivk*apJSk

You have to add the "j" because of the stupid YouTube link has a slur in it

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What annoys me is that his paypigs give him $100 every stream and he gets angry that they keep picking platinum vest.

Dude. You get money for doing nothing. You should be down on your knees thanking people for every cent that comes your way.
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LightningAce11 posted...

What annoys me is that his paypigs give him $100 every stream and he gets angry that they keep picking platinum vest.

Dude. You get money for doing nothing. You should be down on your knees thanking people for every cent that comes your way.

He wants his cake and to eat it, too. Never mind that it's HIS fault that the platinum vest is so popular. Then again, his self-awareness is shocking, to say the least.