Current Events > DSPGaming General XIX: ITS WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!

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Balnazarr
03/10/21 8:30:19 PM
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SuperShake666
03/10/21 8:41:52 PM
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1369776843755188225

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LightningAce11
03/10/21 8:56:37 PM
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I love it! IIIIII LOVE IT!!!
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Bad_Mojo
03/10/21 8:58:48 PM
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Nintendo_Porn
03/10/21 9:00:51 PM
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Thanks, dude.

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DeadBankerDream
03/11/21 12:26:51 AM
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Tag.

Can anyone give me a list of good detractor youtubes? Not people who make TIHYDPs, just people who comment on his daily shittiness, or particular moments of shittiness.
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Nazanir
03/11/21 1:37:24 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Tag.

Can anyone give me a list of good detractor youtubes? Not people who make TIHYDPs, just people who comment on his daily shittiness, or particular moments of shittiness.
An1337 is my current favourite.

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Balnazarr
03/11/21 8:58:04 AM
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Snort Burnell. I dont like watching restreamers as nothing makes DSP fun to watch.
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Vyrulisse
03/11/21 2:02:03 PM
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Nazanir posted...
An1337 is my current favourite.
DarkDave's Mirror is fun for restreams as well. Also saw OIC mentioned in the last topic, he plays both sides, he's basically just an attention whore. He pretends to be a fan and detractor both.

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LightningAce11
03/11/21 2:34:35 PM
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I feel like if you support phil in any way, regardless if you try to troll, you are a fan.
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Balnazarr
03/12/21 12:00:36 AM
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His whales sure do love the double best and jeans.
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Bad_Mojo
03/12/21 12:14:33 AM
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DevilZhouYu
03/12/21 6:52:23 AM
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I want to see him play Final Fantasy Tactics
His brain would melt at the first battle
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GiftedACIII
03/12/21 8:57:26 AM
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Balnazarr posted...
Remember contributions are mandatory. He needs that money, he really does.

No, no I don't think I will
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Balnazarr
03/12/21 9:01:10 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
No, no I don't think I will

Then enjoy your nice lean and manual ban hater hahahah *snort*
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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/12/21 10:49:32 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
No, no I don't think I will


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Vyrulisse
03/12/21 3:36:13 PM
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Spooking posted...
Phil tried to rewrite history during his CoD stream. Said that he didn't use facecam in the past because his fans didn't want it. That's a lie since back in the day he said he didn't want to use facecam and to wear headphones because he wanted the "genuine feel" while playing games. Nothing to do with fans.
He also once said direct capture was a meme.

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g0ldie
03/12/21 3:48:03 PM
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so, I've watched some of his videos in the past, but I never really followed DSP, but I thought I'd check out his DOS2 playthrough since it's one of my favorite games.

when watching the playthrough, it's really frustrating, because he moves at a snail's pace either due to looking at the chat to see if he has any contributions, or he explains all of the different moves he can make/reads chat to tell him what to do instead of just going for it.

plus, it's SUPER annoying when an enemy does something, and he's like, "I didn't know they could do that; shit game!"

it's like, bro, you're still in the tutorial and it's an ongoing process, you're not going to know all of the game's systems just like that.

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Nazanir
03/12/21 4:10:06 PM
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g0ldie posted...
so, I've watched some of his videos in the past, but I never really followed DSP, but I thought I'd check out his DOS2 playthrough since it's one of my favorite games.

when watching the playthrough, it's really frustrating, because he moves at a snail's pace either due to looking at the chat to see if he has any contributions, or he explains all of the different moves he can make/reads chat to tell him what to do instead of just going for it.

plus, it's SUPER annoying when an enemy does something, and he's like, "I didn't know they could do that; shit game!"

it's like, bro, you're still in the tutorial and it's an ongoing process, you're not going to know all of the game's systems just like that.
The actual streams are worse, he stalls so fucking hard. He happily spends 15 minutes in the menu reading everything out loud in order to avoid playing the game.

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LightningAce11
03/12/21 5:20:05 PM
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He got so angry at Ghosts n Goblins that he put on an ad and went on a break.

Probably to look up a guide.
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Bad_Mojo
03/12/21 5:20:47 PM
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MC_BatCommander
03/12/21 5:21:08 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Isn't he playing on the hardest difficulty?

Yes, it's also the "correct" difficulty according to the devs.

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g0ldie
03/12/21 5:34:53 PM
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Nazanir posted...
The actual streams are worse, he stalls so fucking hard. He happily spends 15 minutes in the menu reading everything out loud in order to avoid playing the game.
yea, I already wasn't feeling his playthrough, and then he goes on about how he's not getting enough contributions and I just checked out

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Bad_Mojo
03/12/21 5:38:55 PM
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g0ldie posted...
yea, I already wasn't feeling his playthrough, and then he goes on about how he's not getting enough contributions and I just checked out

Try another one of his streams? Ghost and Gobins might be more fun for you since I'm sure the action is happening a lot more often.

But again, don't bother. I never watch anything he puts out, but I don't watch ANY streamers. Just not really my thing

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Nazanir
03/13/21 3:48:22 AM
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God, he is such a disgusting manipulative piece of shit.

He claimed that it has been a slow month for content so far. He then guilt tripped his viewers for "making" him play Divinity 2, and thus can't play any other RPGs.

You know, Divinity 2, the viewer's choice winner from July 2020, which he is only now playing, or should I say "playing" because he is stalling so fucking hard it's unbelievable.

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LightningAce11
03/13/21 4:07:50 AM
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He guilt tripped a whale by claiming somebody impersonated them and they decided not to donate any more.
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g0ldie
03/13/21 4:09:00 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Try another one of his streams? Ghost and Gobins might be more fun for you since I'm sure the action is happening a lot more often.

But again, don't bother. I never watch anything he puts out, but I don't watch ANY streamers. Just not really my thing
I rarely watch playthroughs, but whenever I check his out, no matter what kind of game he plays, it's the same thing

it just stands out even more when it's a turn-based game.

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MasterVG782
03/13/21 12:23:35 PM
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Y'know, instead of playing 20 different games at the same time, he could try to play 2 or 3 of them so he could finish them faster. I looked at his schedule on Twitter and it's 7 different games in a span of four days. No wonder it takes him 2 months to finish a game.

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Bad_Mojo
03/13/21 12:35:04 PM
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MasterVG782 posted...
Y'know, instead of playing 20 different games at the same time, he could try to play 2 or 3 of them so he could finish them faster. I looked at his schedule on Twitter and it's 7 different games in a span of four days. No wonder it takes him 2 months to finish a game.

All (really about 10% of them) of his fans wants him to be a variety streamer, dood

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Balnazarr
03/13/21 1:55:55 PM
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LOL LOL Jeans are a tip goal now. People are literally paying DSP to put on clothes. Is this reality?
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MasterVG782
03/13/21 2:30:34 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
All (really about 10% of them) of his fans wants him to be a variety streamer, dood

If only someone told DSP that being a variety streamer doesn't mean you play 10 games at once...

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LightningAce11
03/13/21 3:17:32 PM
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Balnazarr posted...
LOL LOL Jeans are a tip goal now. People are literally paying DSP to put on clothes. Is this reality?

Next goals will be to use shampoo and cologne. They want him to look presentable.
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Nazanir
03/13/21 3:43:39 PM
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Balnazarr posted...
LOL LOL Jeans are a tip goal now. People are literally paying DSP to put on clothes. Is this reality?
Wasn't jeans a bannable word just last week?

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MC_BatCommander
03/13/21 3:58:21 PM
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Balnazarr posted...
LOL LOL Jeans are a tip goal now. People are literally paying DSP to put on clothes. Is this reality?

Each hundred bucks will slowly work towards making him a functioning adult

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LightningAce11
03/13/21 6:15:18 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/m3tj34/smooth_game_derich_jesus_christ/

Derich is such a creepy weirdo.

Why do people like this get drawn to phil? I think as long as they give him money (before their mom takes away the credit card) phil accept anyone.
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Balnazarr
03/14/21 9:28:06 AM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/m3l7jh/wtf_darksydephil_still_is_around/

Interesting he gets out of prison and DSP is still around. OP is shocked.
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DeadBankerDream
03/14/21 10:25:58 AM
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g0ldie posted...
plus, it's SUPER annoying when an enemy does something, and he's like, "I didn't know they could do that; shit game!"

He does this all the time in games whenever he first encounters and enemy or when they later does something their AI hasn't done before. "Didn't know it could do that" "Oh wow, never seen that before!" And he usually gets mad about it, blaming the developers for shit design because the enemy didn't just use its entire movepool, a safe distance so there was no chance to hit him, the first time he encountered it. And honestly, he'd probably still complain about shit enemy AI if they did next time he encounters them because he'd forgotten.

In general what most consistently frustrates me when watching Phil is his constant need to say exactly what's happening on the screen. An enemy does a sweeping attack, he says it out loud. A car crosses the screen "woah, there was a car". It's the most childish commentary I've ever heard from a streamer (though granted I don't watch that many). It has no remotely analytical content, it assumes his audience are dumb and can't watch the screen and it just sounds like he lacks the ability to internalize visual experiences and can't think without saying things out loud. And he often concludes the shit sandwich by starring directly at the camera as if his experience just now was somehow weird or unconventional. No, Phil, it was just the first enemy in Crash Bandicoot 3 using its only attack.
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MasterVG782
03/14/21 1:04:24 PM
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There was a clip on the Reddit of him failing to see a bat in the Switch Ghost n' Goblins game, which appeared on the right side of the screen and flew towards him for like 3-4 seconds. He literally exclaimed "It came out of nowhere!" as it ran into him and he died.

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Nintendo_Porn
03/14/21 1:08:47 PM
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I see phill tackled champion's road in 3d world. If there is a hell...I imagine that's what satan would make me play forever, and get tortured every time i died...

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MasterVG782
03/14/21 2:14:41 PM
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Did he actually beat Champion's Road? I swear I've seen him attempt that level for like three streams now.

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kg88222
03/14/21 2:21:49 PM
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"He's just an average gamer guys." It's all pretty bad out there. I don't know what is worse. Snort Brunell or the amount of hipsters.
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Bad_Mojo
03/14/21 7:08:08 PM
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Live update!!!

After 20 hours into the DOS2, he finally got the collar off. . .

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LightningAce11
03/15/21 4:37:42 AM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/no_kahntext_dsp/status/1371167160224059393

No time to toast his bagel!
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g0ldie
03/15/21 3:05:20 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
In general what most consistently frustrates me when watching Phil is his constant need to say exactly what's happening on the screen.
maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but maybe he's doing it for viewers who are blind/hard of seeing.

iirc, I heard the one YouTuber who's known for being a blind gamer is a fan of him...or maybe it's just DSP saying the dude is a fan.

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LightningAce11
03/15/21 4:24:19 PM
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I love how wings is apathetic towards dsp and ltg, ltg considers himself above worthless peasants like wor and dsp, and finally dsp thinks he is better than wings but cautiously criticizes ltg.
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