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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 10:21:17 AM
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Im in the facilities right now and so far 2 loud-ass breathers come in to do their business. Just heaving and gasping for air. Its like that fat guy meeting gag in family guy

It's like, so many guys of various age groups too. I don't get it. Loud breathers please just stop you're so gross

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bluezero
03/08/21 10:22:58 AM
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You answered your question, it's because they're fat.

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Cocytus
03/08/21 10:23:09 AM
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It's because we have such big fucking lungs!
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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 10:23:09 AM
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bluezero posted...
You answered your question, it's because they're fat.
It's not just the fat guys

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TheFuriousInch
03/08/21 10:23:22 AM
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Allergies.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 10:47:49 AM
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LostForest
03/08/21 11:15:24 AM
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I hear ya TC. Loud breathers are a huge pet peeve of mine.

Like, I know "mouthbreather" is a pejorative, but if you're that congested, just fucking breathe through your mouth for a little while.

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viewmaster_pi
03/08/21 11:16:49 AM
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https://youtu.be/eStC3_UxqS8

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Turbam
03/08/21 11:17:16 AM
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Asthma :(

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WaterLink
03/08/21 11:20:39 AM
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This reminds me of Helga from Hey Arnold always punching that kid in the face when he would breathe hard right behind her (usually after making one of her soliloquies about her love for Arnold)
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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 11:21:51 AM
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Turbam posted...
Asthma :(
i'll allow it

WaterLink posted...
This reminds me of Helga from Hey Arnold always punching that kid in the face when he would breathe hard right behind her (usually after making one of her soliloquies about her love for Arnold)
it's exactly this, except it's not socially acceptable for me to punch these people

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Laserion
03/08/21 11:25:19 AM
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If they are doing it intentionally, asking them to stop seems reasonable.
But if that is how they breathe naturally, asking them to be more silent is asking them to intentionally do an additional task of regulating their breathing. Breathing is supposed to be something you just let happen and forget about it.
Now you're forcing them to breathe manually.

You know what? Now YOU are breathing manually!
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RebelElite791
03/08/21 11:29:26 AM
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Dudes that pant and groan and make all kinds of unnecessary sounds while they shit in public are the worst

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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 11:30:46 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Dudes that pant and groan and make all kinds of unnecessary sounds while they shit in public are the worst
every time i think they're about to drop a wicked deuce, but no, they're wheezing and moaning takin a piss

i don't understand this. i don't

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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 12:59:02 PM
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I was never like this and I was fat and didn't work out for most of my life. Can deff see it being an American thing though.

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MrKapowski
03/08/21 1:01:40 PM
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Criminalt
03/08/21 1:01:41 PM
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Laserion posted...
If they are doing it intentionally, asking them to stop seems reasonable.
Breathing loudly, or breathing?

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HighOnSolar
03/08/21 1:02:41 PM
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WaterLink posted...
This reminds me of Helga from Hey Arnold always punching that kid in the face when he would breathe hard right behind her (usually after making one of her soliloquies about her love for Arnold)

thanks for making me remember this lol

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Schwarz
03/08/21 1:21:01 PM
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Laserion posted...


You know what? Now YOU are breathing manually!


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Kisai
03/08/21 1:22:18 PM
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Eyeratosthenes posted...
It's not just the fat guys
You can have high cholesterol and still look not fat.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/08/21 1:37:17 PM
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Schwarz posted...
the breathing manually thing doesn't work on me lol

Kisai posted...
You can have high cholesterol and still look not fat.
ah i didnt know this caused it

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