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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:34:59 PM
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You have about 4 minutes while it heats up


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Cowthief
03/04/21 2:35:38 PM
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Probably a bad idea girl

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kingdrake2
03/04/21 2:35:38 PM
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how expired?
edit: oops. i read the date. probably fine (may taste good or off).
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nothanks1
03/04/21 2:35:42 PM
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Let's be honest here. You'd have a better chance at trying to convince me not to get drunk on a work night
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MedeaLysistrata
03/04/21 2:36:06 PM
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I love food like that, enjoy

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DDirtyDastard
03/04/21 2:36:49 PM
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Those are horrible even when they aren't expired. Would even be able to tell the difference?
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JimmyFraska
03/04/21 2:37:30 PM
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Wont make a difference
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eston
03/04/21 2:37:43 PM
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Tbqh it's probably still within the window of being safe to eat. Things don't automatically go bad on the exp date, and stores put a closer exp date than what is needed because they dont want food spoiling on the shelves.

Also it probably has a bunch of preservatives

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:39:44 PM
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Cowthief posted...
Probably a bad idea girl
Ok can you back it up with science?

kingdrake2 posted...
how expired?
edit: oops. i read the date. probably fine (may taste good or off).
If it obviously tastes off i won't proceed

nothanks1 posted...
Let's be honest here. You'd have a better chance at trying to convince me not to get drunk on a work night
You were like my dad or some shit in my dream last night and I was trying to get you to fix my sink faucet

DDirtyDastard posted...
Those are horrible even when they aren't expired. Would even be able to tell the difference?
Never had one fresh tbh, im trying to clear out all the leftovers my bf left in my fridge

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uwnim
03/04/21 2:42:08 PM
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Where was it being stored? If in like a good and properly cold freezer, you can completely ignore those dates.

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MrResetti
03/04/21 2:43:14 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You have about 4 minutes while it heats up
I lol'd

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The Trent
03/04/21 2:43:41 PM
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alas, i have arrived too late!

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:46:08 PM
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eston posted...
Also it probably has a bunch of preservatives
Good lord


uwnim posted...
Where was it being stored? If in like a good and properly cold freezer, you can completely ignore those dates.
My fridge, I'm pretty sure it was in the refrigerated section at the store

The Trent posted...
alas, i have arrived too late!
Its still cooling off tbh I'll try it soon

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The Trent
03/04/21 2:46:27 PM
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okay good there's still time
i think you should eat it

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:47:14 PM
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Wait holy fucking shit this whole thing has 1000 calories

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AldousIsDead
03/04/21 2:47:47 PM
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Your anus is going to look like a raggedy wind sock later.

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The Trent
03/04/21 2:48:10 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Wait holy fucking shit this whole thing has 1000 calories

eat half, wrap the other half in a paper towel and leave it on the counter for dinner

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Squall28
03/04/21 2:48:18 PM
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Eat it. Don't be chicken.

Bok bok bok

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Giant_Aspirin
03/04/21 2:50:34 PM
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what i wanna know is why did you buy that and actually bring it home instead of heating it up at the store and eating it right then?

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The Trent
03/04/21 2:50:56 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
what i wanna know is why did you buy that and actually bring it home instead of heating it up at the store and eating it right then?

obviously TC found it intact in a dumpster
...right?

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:51:24 PM
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ok im going in...

The only identifiable thing in this filling paste is beans, which are crumbly and dry somehow.... but it tastes good >_> pleasantly spicy and fake cheesy

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:51:53 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
what i wanna know is why did you buy that and actually bring it home instead of heating it up at the store and eating it right then?
My bf brought it home for me

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nothanks1
03/04/21 2:51:56 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You were like my dad or some shit in my dream last night and I was trying to get you to fix my sink faucet

Does your dad use the faucet to drink beer?
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CobraGT
03/04/21 2:52:36 PM
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If it has been frozen, the worst is that the meat or the dough has decomposed.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/04/21 2:53:22 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
My bf brought it home for me

was it already expired when he brought it home? or did you neglect his present for this long?

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 2:56:34 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Does your dad use the faucet to drink beer?
No he's like old now and can only eat vegan and gluten free stuff without getting the shits, he updates me about his gastrointestinal problems every time I have to see him

Giant_Aspirin posted...
was it already expired when he brought it home? or did you neglect his present for this long?
Can't remember for sure, but I think he brought it home a day or 2 before the expiration at most

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The Trent
03/04/21 2:57:56 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
My bf brought it home for me

i don't know what the opposite of love is (the internet has me so confused!) but this is it clearly

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superman 2000
03/04/21 2:59:26 PM
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It expired a week ago and was already low-quality food to begin with. Consume at your own risk, and have Pepto Bismol nearby.

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jon1012
03/04/21 3:00:51 PM
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Geez. How much sodium is in there.

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 3:06:32 PM
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I had about half and I can't do this anymore. I'm going to eat some fruit


The Trent posted...
i don't know what the opposite of love is (the internet has me so confused!) but this is it clearly
Everyone has a different love language. His is filling my fridge with 40 lunchables and 7-11 food on the brink of expiry I guess

jon1012 posted...
Geez. How much sodium is in there.
About 80% DV. Surprised it wasn't more, its pretty huge

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The Trent
03/04/21 3:07:05 PM
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fuck yeah, you wrapped in a garbage can and saved it for dinner!

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jon1012
03/04/21 3:46:03 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
its pretty huge

thats what she said

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/04/21 3:50:12 PM
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tc poopin rn

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TheGoldenEel
03/04/21 3:51:58 PM
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TC later today

https://youtu.be/Y7pz7CqWTMs

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 11:10:05 PM
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no poops yet but LOTS of fart rn

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/04/21 11:10:48 PM
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Teamilk burning a hole through the chair rn

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The Trent
03/04/21 11:16:47 PM
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round 2 for dinner!

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TeaMilk
03/04/21 11:37:52 PM
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The Trent posted...
round 2 for dinner!
im actually having week old tom kha leftover from takeout!

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GoldenSchmoldin
03/04/21 11:40:26 PM
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Probably as fine as it ever was, since those things have a lot of preservatives, and I assume it has been kept refrigerated. But that's not saying much. I've eaten a burrito similar to that one before, and they are fucking gross.
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Alucard188
03/04/21 11:42:03 PM
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Eat it, you coward.

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Cobra1010
03/05/21 8:23:29 AM
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https://youtu.be/R0d6Dpx2li4

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