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ShineboxPhil
03/04/21 4:53:10 AM
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Oh I see you spent 20 mindlessly running on a treadmill. Here, enjoy all the free pizza you can eat.

https://youtu.be/4AKQOavZo9c

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viewmaster_pi
03/04/21 5:08:32 AM
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woah, sweet deal

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cjsdowg
03/04/21 5:10:21 AM
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I am not annoying at the camera guy and his sarcastic enjoyment than PF.

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Noumas
03/05/21 12:45:07 AM
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A couple of things:

1) its called customer retention

2) why is there a lady just standing there holding out napkins instead of just putting it on the table

3) how is Hawaiian pizza the most eaten so far with fewest slices the fuck?
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UnholyMudcrab
03/05/21 12:47:06 AM
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That sounds like lunk talk. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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DoctorPiranha3
03/05/21 12:47:42 AM
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I'm into fitness.

Fitness pizza in my mouth!
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SevenTenths
03/05/21 12:48:59 AM
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So you would rather the person not do 20 minutes of exercise and still eat pizza?

The horror people are trying to get ikn better shape but aren't doing everything perfect. Let's ridicule them so they don't go to the gym to be around people like you. That will help them.

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ThyCorndog
03/05/21 12:53:47 AM
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jokes on them. they probably give out the free pizza to keep all the normies that are trying to lose weight fat. meanwhile i'm trying to bulk and want to eat as much pizza as possible for the gains

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Back_Stabbath
03/05/21 12:53:58 AM
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"At Planet Fitness we believe it's realistic and okay for people to enjoy a slice of pizza every once in a while in moderation," said Brian Zehetner, director of health and fitness at Planet Fitness. "We're a Judgement Free Zone and community through and through, and we whole-heartedly believe that it's a-okay to treat yourself in moderation, especially as you're working toward your individualized health and fitness goals, whatever they might be."

seems to be their stance on it. i don't see anything bad. if you wanna be a fatass and chow down on all you can eat pizza one day a month then more power to you, idk what you're doing at the gym in the first place though with that sort of mindset. but the idea seems to be to enjoy a slice and socialize, oh no.

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Flockaveli
03/05/21 6:25:34 AM
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Loading up on carbs and running 10 miles.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/05/21 6:33:38 AM
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For $10 a month, I get free pizza and access to a shower? I think I just thought of a way to help out the homeless

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Njolk
03/05/21 6:50:10 AM
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Well for the people who actually exercise pizza is excellent post workout food
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