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UnfairRepresent 03/02/21 11:49:34 PM #1:	Who wins Samus Tyson Who wins - Results (65 votes) Samus 60% (39 votes) 39 Tyson 40% (26 votes) 26 In a sanctioned boxing match. Tyson is in his prime. 1 on 1 with no interference. Who wins? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951277863] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote> Who wins Samus Tyson Vote View Results Who wins - Results (65 votes) Samus 60% (39 votes) 39 Tyson 40% (26 votes) 26 Show Voting Form In a sanctioned boxing match. Tyson is in his prime. 1 on 1 with no interference. Who wins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 03/02/21 11:50:31 PM #2:	Amazon Samus or Tiny Waifu Samus --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:951277889] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Amazon Samus or Tiny Waifu Samus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 03/02/21 11:53:08 PM #3:	Tyson bodies Samus without her gear. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:951277954] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Tyson bodies Samus without her gear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pure_temper 03/02/21 11:54:15 PM #4:	they'd fuck each other's brains out and it'd be the best thing ever --- proudclad LAYIN DOWN THE SMACK - Error1355 Christian Marxism actually makes sense. (Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, etc too!) <cite>pure_temper posted [p:951277982] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>they'd fuck each other's brains out and it'd be the best thing ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 03/02/21 11:54:32 PM #5:	Samus is 64 --- https://imgur.com/dMnyy10 <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:951277993] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Samus is 64 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 03/02/21 11:55:57 PM #6:	OffTempo posted... Tyson bodies Samus without her gear. This, obviously. Samus literally is defined by her pickups in Metroid games. --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:951278032] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>Tyson bodies Samus without her gear.</quote>This, obviously. Samus literally is defined by her pickups in Metroid games. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 03/03/21 12:05:15 AM #7:	OffTempo posted... Tyson bodies Samus without her gear. This, obviously. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:951278255] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted...</cite> <quote>Tyson bodies Samus without her gear. </quote> This, obviously.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImmatureContent 03/03/21 12:07:32 AM #8:	If Little Mac can beat Tyson, Samus should have no problem. --- NinjaMaster <cite>ImmatureContent posted [p:951278328] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>If Little Mac can beat Tyson, Samus should have no problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 03/03/21 12:12:59 AM #9:	masticatingman posted... This, obviously. Samus literally is defined by her pickups in Metroid games. Samus is super human without her armor, thanks to her chozo blood and training. --- You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse Update https://imgur.com/vz0c9xf <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:951278463] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>masticatingman posted... </cite> <quote>This, obviously. Samus literally is defined by her pickups in Metroid games.</quote>Samus is super human without her armor, thanks to her chozo blood and training. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/03/21 12:49:32 AM #10:	Dead even so far --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951279350] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Dead even so far </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 03/03/21 12:55:07 AM #11:	zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:951279463] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 03/03/21 1:00:02 AM #12:	Prime Mike Tyson? Or Mike Tyson Prime? --- I'm here live. Its...I'm not a cat. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:951279566] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Prime Mike Tyson? Or Mike Tyson Prime? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 03/03/21 3:50:27 AM #13:	Arcanine2009 posted... zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this Samus is not a regular human. The orphaned Samus was then found by a bird-like alien race known as the Chozo, who brought her to their home planet, Zebes. To preserve her life and ensure that her status as the "Protector of the Galaxy" would come to pass, the Chozo infused their DNA within Samus, which granted her superhuman athleticism and a strong resistance to foreign environments. In addition, they trained her in combat by equipping her with one of their artifacts, the Power Suit. Upon completing her training and being granted the Power Suit by the Chozo --- You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse Update https://imgur.com/vz0c9xf <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:951282033] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this</quote>Samus is not a regular human. The orphaned Samus was then found by a bird-like alien race known as the Chozo, who brought her to their home planet, Zebes. To preserve her life and ensure that her status as the "Protector of the Galaxy" would come to pass, the Chozo infused their DNA within Samus, which granted her superhuman athleticism and a strong resistance to foreign environments. In addition, they trained her in combat by equipping her with one of their artifacts, the Power Suit. Upon completing her training and being granted the Power Suit by the Chozo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 03/03/21 3:55:01 AM #14:	ViewtifulGrave posted... Samus is not a regular human. The orphaned Samus was then found by a bird-like alien race known as the Chozo, who brought her to their home planet, Zebes. To preserve her life and ensure that her status as the "Protector of the Galaxy" would come to pass, the Chozo infused their DNA within Samus, which granted her superhuman athleticism and a strong resistance to foreign environments. In addition, they trained her in combat by equipping her with one of their artifacts, the Power Suit. Upon completing her training and being granted the Power Suit by the Chozo I was gonna ask if she had her DNA tampered with Guess that settles it Tyson wins by ko first 12 seconds --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:951282088] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>ViewtifulGrave posted... </cite> <quote>Samus is not a regular human. The orphaned Samus was then found by a bird-like alien race known as the Chozo, who brought her to their home planet, Zebes. To preserve her life and ensure that her status as the "Protector of the Galaxy" would come to pass, the Chozo infused their DNA within Samus, which granted her superhuman athleticism and a strong resistance to foreign environments. In addition, they trained her in combat by equipping her with one of their artifacts, the Power Suit. Upon completing her training and being granted the Power Suit by the Chozo</quote>I was gonna ask if she had her DNA tampered with Guess that settles it Tyson wins by ko first 12 seconds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 03/03/21 4:11:26 AM #15:	ZSS would literally destroy any of us. Crush me Samus --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 29; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:951282291] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>ZSS would literally destroy any of us. Crush me Samus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvoyOfTheLight 03/03/21 4:25:57 AM #16:	It's not reflected in the Metroid games, but Samus is superhuman without the suit. She could crush any unmodified human. --- i horf and i <cite>EnvoyOfTheLight posted [p:951282451] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>It's not reflected in the Metroid games, but Samus is superhuman without the suit. She could crush any unmodified human. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/03/21 12:20:21 PM #17:	Arcanine2009 posted... zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this Yes, neither combatant is allowed a power suit --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951292216] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>zero suit samus? we never seen her use her first or legs for fighting.. just energy blasts. if its strictly boxing and it's against zero suit samus, tyson has got this</quote>Yes, neither combatant is allowed a power suit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 03/03/21 12:26:41 PM #18:	ZSS because she's a superhuman --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:951292465] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>ZSS because she's a superhuman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/05/21 1:01:18 AM #19:	PiOverlord posted... ZSS would literally destroy any of us. Crush me Samus We are not Prime Mike Tyson --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951360008] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite> <quote>ZSS would literally destroy any of us. Crush me Samus </quote>We are not Prime Mike Tyson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 03/05/21 3:34:28 AM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... We are not Prime Mike Tyson and Prime Mike Tyson is not Zero Suit Samus. Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 30; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:951362573] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>We are not Prime Mike Tyson</quote>and Prime Mike Tyson is not Zero Suit Samus. Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0Renegade 03/05/21 3:39:49 AM #21:	a silverback gorilla will defeat both --- Profile pic courtesy of @ProofPyros (May she come back one day) http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu https://imgur.com/6re4mWM <cite>0Renegade posted [p:951362628] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>a silverback gorilla will defeat both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 03/05/21 3:51:27 AM #22:	Samus has Chozo DNA which gives are more density, more strength, more agility, and more speed. Shed knock Tyson out in one or two blows. --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:951362783] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Samus has Chozo DNA which gives are more density, more strength, more agility, and more speed. Shed knock Tyson out in one or two blows. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 03/05/21 5:10:47 AM #23:	PiOverlord posted... and Prime Mike Tyson is not Zero Suit Samus. Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match. Okay, killer. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:951363768] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite> <quote>and Prime Mike Tyson is not Zero Suit Samus. Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match.</quote> Okay, killer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/05/21 9:30:17 AM #24:	PiOverlord posted... Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match. https://i.imgur.com/b6rXVaY.gif --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951368249] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite> <quote> Also, I could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a boxing match.</quote>https://i.imgur.com/b6rXVaY.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 03/05/21 12:39:17 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://i.imgur.com/b6rXVaY.gif I literally destroy Mike Tysons daily by noon every day. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 30; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:951374031] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/b6rXVaY.gif</quote>I literally destroy Mike Tysons daily by noon every day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 03/05/21 12:44:20 PM #26:	It ends in sweaty sex --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:951374180] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>It ends in sweaty sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/05/21 12:53:02 PM #27:	Samus is basically Big Boss. And I don't mean MG1/2 Big Boss, or even MGS3/V Big Boss. I mean THIS Big Boss: https://i.imgur.com/rvOH54h.gif <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951374446] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Samus is basically Big Boss. And I don't mean MG1/2 Big Boss, or even MGS3/V Big Boss. I mean THIS Big Boss: https://i.imgur.com/rvOH54h.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 03/05/21 12:54:38 PM #28:	Tyson would fuck her till she loves him. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:951374514] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>Tyson would fuck her till she loves him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 03/05/21 12:55:28 PM #29:	The Wheelman1 posted... Tyson would fuck her till she loves him. Would he also eat her ass alive? --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:951374538] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>The Wheelman1 posted... </cite> <quote>Tyson would fuck her till she loves him.</quote> Would he also eat her ass alive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/05/21 1:46:47 PM #30:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... It ends in sweaty sex okbutytho --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:951376360] in Samus Aran... [t:79327086]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>It ends in sweaty sex</quote>okbutytho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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