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AmericaTheBrave 03/01/21 5:20:15 PM #1:	You sneeze in your home and someone says bless you. You live alone. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:951226223] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You sneeze in your home and someone says bless you. You live alone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJKirby 03/01/21 5:21:10 PM #3:	I have to take a wicked dump I'm locked out of my house --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:951226259] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I have to take a wicked dump I'm locked out of my house </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 03/01/21 5:21:49 PM #5:	I'm watching this show on Netflix. it's terrible. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:951226287] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I'm watching this show on Netflix. it's terrible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 03/01/21 5:23:21 PM #6:	I hear the sound of someone talking outside my window. Like a dumb fuck, I didn't close my blinds. --- https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:951226346] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I hear the sound of someone talking outside my window. Like a dumb fuck, I didn't close my blinds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 03/01/21 5:23:39 PM #7:	You have to go to the hospital. You live in America and don't have insurance. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:951226355] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You have to go to the hospital. You live in America and don't have insurance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 03/01/21 5:24:49 PM #8:	Told my psychiatrist Ive been hearing voices. He said I dont have a psychiatrist. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:951226396] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Told my psychiatrist Ive been hearing voices. He said I dont have a psychiatrist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/01/21 5:25:35 PM #9:	You're browsing GameFAQs 15 years ago. "You have 1 unread system notification." --- You may not include signatures in your spoiler tag <cite>Trumble posted [p:951226418] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You're browsing GameFAQs 15 years ago. "You have 1 unread system notification." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 03/01/21 5:25:43 PM #10:	Your mom asks you to come downstairs for dinner, but she's been dead for years. The steak smells well done. --- I'm here live. Its...I'm not a cat. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:951226421] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Your mom asks you to come downstairs for dinner, but she's been dead for years. The steak smells well done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/01/21 5:26:48 PM #12:	There are only two people left on Earth. "I'm sure that we'll escape this predicament, m'lady" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:951226457] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>There are only two people left on Earth. "I'm sure that we'll escape this predicament, m'lady" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 03/01/21 5:29:13 PM #13:	You go to CE. You read the posts. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|EVGA 2080 Ti XC Ultra\|HAF 932\| https://imgur.com/BFAvgog <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:951226521] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You go to CE. You read the posts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 03/01/21 5:29:44 PM #14:	I went to go take a dump. Midway through, I discover that there's no toilet paper. --- Come back in ten years. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:951226537] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I went to go take a dump. Midway through, I discover that there's no toilet paper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 03/01/21 6:34:49 PM #15:	Reconstructive. Penis surgery. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:951228879] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Reconstructive. Penis surgery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/01/21 6:42:15 PM #16:	I ate a lot of brain food last night and now I have to shit. im sitting here like an Augusta Rodin sculpture shitting my brains out. --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:951229149] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I ate a lot of brain food last night and now I have to shit. im sitting here like an Augusta Rodin sculpture shitting my brains out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 03/01/21 6:54:57 PM #17:	I awoke in the night and reached out for my glass of water. Someone hands it to me. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:951229526] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I awoke in the night and reached out for my glass of water. Someone hands it to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 03/01/21 7:00:35 PM #18:	The Leafs are winning 6-0 with one minute left in the third. Its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:951229712] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>The Leafs are winning 6-0 with one minute left in the third. Its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 03/01/21 7:07:38 PM #19:	I clicked on a topic about how hot a girl is no pics provided --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:951229964] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I clicked on a topic about how hot a girl is no pics provided </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 03/01/21 7:11:53 PM #20:	Two word horror story: Trigonometry Proofs <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:951230126] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Two word horror story: Trigonometry Proofs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 03/01/21 7:12:09 PM #21:	No. U. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:951230140] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>No. U. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 03/01/21 7:13:20 PM #22:	Pants Down --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:951230186] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Pants Down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 03/01/21 7:15:04 PM #23:	I'll never forget those cold, dead eyes staring back at me. We buried her under the swing set. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM, G.O.A.T. <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:951230251] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget those cold, dead eyes staring back at me. We buried her under the swing set. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/01/21 7:18:18 PM #24:	A piano lies in the center of the spotlight, the blood-soaked mahogany playing a delicate sostenuto as a pool forms underneath. ~~"Schroeder was just accepted into Juilliard, Charlie Brown."~~ --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:951230358] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>A piano lies in the center of the spotlight, the blood-soaked mahogany playing a delicate sostenuto as a pool forms underneath. "Schroeder was just accepted into Juilliard, Charlie Brown." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 03/01/21 7:22:57 PM #25:	You're the last man on earth on day 50 after the explosion. You hear a knock at the door. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:951230511] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You're the last man on earth on day 50 after the explosion. You hear a knock at the door. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 03/01/21 7:30:40 PM #26:	Your daughter is in bed and tells you there is a monster in her closet. You open the closet to see her in there terrified, crying and pointing at the bed. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:951230754] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Your daughter is in bed and tells you there is a monster in her closet. You open the closet to see her in there terrified, crying and pointing at the bed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 03/01/21 9:33:37 PM #27:	You hear your mum call for you upstairs to help her with something, but you stop halfway there and remember. You buried her yesterday. --- https://imgtc.com/i/OAltYFG.gif https://imgtc.com/i/qTmQUCd.gif https://imgtc.com/i/Xdeqr0q.gif <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:951235182] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You hear your mum call for you upstairs to help her with something, but you stop halfway there and remember. You buried her yesterday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 03/01/21 9:35:27 PM #28:	You, an attractive female teen, log into facebook and see an unread message from an unknown person. "Hello dear". --- https://imgtc.com/i/OAltYFG.gif https://imgtc.com/i/qTmQUCd.gif https://imgtc.com/i/Xdeqr0q.gif <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:951235229] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You, an attractive female teen, log into facebook and see an unread message from an unknown person. "Hello dear". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 03/01/21 9:43:13 PM #29:	You notice the eye floaters arrange the words "Don't close your eyes" but you do it anyways. The black static arranges the words "Forever closed" accompanied with a scary demon face and you can't open your eyes anymore. --- https://imgur.com/yewTplO <cite>sabin017 posted [p:951235473] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You notice the eye floaters arrange the words "Don't close your eyes" but you do it anyways. The black static arranges the words "Forever closed" accompanied with a scary demon face and you can't open your eyes anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_Force 03/01/21 9:43:44 PM #30:	Someone kills you. You dead. --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? <cite>Delta_Force posted [p:951235489] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Someone kills you. You dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 03/01/21 9:44:24 PM #31:	When I learned that the moon was slowly drifting away from us inch by inch every year, I was sad. It was then that I looked up and saw it closer, that I became afraid. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:951235503] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>When I learned that the moon was slowly drifting away from us inch by inch every year, I was sad. It was then that I looked up and saw it closer, that I became afraid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 03/01/21 9:44:28 PM #32:	The phone rings but nobody speaks. who was phone <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:951235505] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>The phone rings but nobody speaks. who was phone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syrain 03/01/21 9:48:17 PM #33:	You give your grandma a kiss goodnight. She slips you the tongue. --- Life is a sexually transmitted disease. -- Sabin Rene Figaro -- <cite>Syrain posted [p:951235608] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You give your grandma a kiss goodnight. She slips you the tongue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syrain 03/01/21 9:49:35 PM #34:	VipaGTS posted... You're the last man on earth on day 50 after the explosion. You hear a knock at the door. Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? --- Life is a sexually transmitted disease. -- Sabin Rene Figaro -- <cite>Syrain posted [p:951235642] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>VipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>You're the last man on earth on day 50 after the explosion. You hear a knock at the door.</quote> Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Josiah_Is_Back 03/01/21 9:50:19 PM #35:	He awoke from his anesthesia-induced stupor, unable to speak, unable to move, unable to alert the surgeons that the dosage was insufficient. He was unable even to shed a tear as he heard the head doctor call for the scalpel... --- "Walk on air against your better judgment." - Seamus Heaney, "The Gravel Walks" <cite>Josiah_Is_Back posted [p:951235667] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>He awoke from his anesthesia-induced stupor, unable to speak, unable to move, unable to alert the surgeons that the dosage was insufficient. He was unable even to shed a tear as he heard the head doctor call for the scalpel... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_Force 03/01/21 9:51:49 PM #36:	You're taking a dump. There's no more TP. --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? <cite>Delta_Force posted [p:951235714] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You're taking a dump. There's no more TP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 03/01/21 9:57:25 PM #37:	You go to the fridge to get some pumpkin pie The whipped cream ran out --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:951235884] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You go to the fridge to get some pumpkin pie The whipped cream ran out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/01/21 10:02:05 PM #38:	You are alone. That's your reality. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:951236060] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>You are alone. That's your reality. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 03/01/21 11:17:00 PM #40:	Middle hope posted... Your daughter is in bed and tells you there is a monster in her closet. You open the closet to see her in there terrified, crying and pointing at the bed. This one was good <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:951238709] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>Your daughter is in bed and tells you there is a monster in her closet. You open the closet to see her in there terrified, crying and pointing at the bed.</quote>This one was good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 03/01/21 11:26:14 PM #41:	rude --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:951238963] in Post a &qu... [t:79324584]...</cite> <quote>rude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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