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ledbowman
02/24/21 2:42:39 PM
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monkmith
02/24/21 2:44:40 PM
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i'm sure mr. blade will show those fruit juice drinking heliophobics one for! but in a wholesome family friendly way.

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DirkDiggles
02/24/21 2:47:32 PM
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Can you guys imagine a PG-13 version of The Punisher?

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burns112233
02/24/21 2:49:39 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/24/21 2:52:18 PM
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Its fucking disney, what did you expect ?

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Ivynn
02/24/21 2:54:43 PM
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Disney Blade: "Big Meanies always tryna ice skate uphill."

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monkmith
02/24/21 2:54:47 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Can you guys imagine a PG-13 version of The Punisher?
the Stern Reprimander!

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sktgamer_13dude
02/24/21 2:54:48 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Its fucking disney, what did you expect ?

Disney has released R-rated movies through companies they own though
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ledbowman
02/24/21 2:55:55 PM
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disney stonk about to tank

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garan
02/24/21 3:29:45 PM
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I hope it bombs horribly.
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SPE
02/24/21 3:31:24 PM
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garan posted...
I hope it bombs horribly.


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RadiantJoyrock
02/24/21 3:33:04 PM
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This isn't saying Blade will be PG-13. Blade is still years off, this is just saying they haven't talked about it, and are open to the idea.
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Jagr_68
02/24/21 3:34:23 PM
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More lowest common denominator shit for Marvel.

Why do you guys always get your hopes up for this stuff?

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Questionmarktarius
02/24/21 3:34:43 PM
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Deadpool 3 ought to double down, and do a G-rated edit a few months later.
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RadiantJoyrock
02/24/21 3:39:17 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Deadpool 3 ought to double down, and do a G-rated edit a few months later.
You joke, but I would be surprised if Disney could even make that happen. IIRC there hasn't been a live action G rated movie in over a decade.
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Prestoff
02/24/21 3:41:26 PM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...
This isn't saying Blade will be PG-13. Blade is still years off, this is just saying they haven't talked about it, and are open to the idea.

This, they don't even have much information on Blade other than Mahershala Ali is going to play as him. I don't even think they have a script for the movie yet.

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ledbowman
02/24/21 3:43:27 PM
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seems like they would already know though that blade and punisher would be stories where it would make sense

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Questionmarktarius
02/24/21 3:45:17 PM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...
IIRC there hasn't been a live action G rated movie in over a decade.
Rated G is box office poison, outside of cartoons. Deadpool 3 will have already made it's money, though.
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RetsuZaiZen
02/24/21 3:46:32 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Its fucking disney, what did you expect ?
Them to realize that it's no different than fucking Deadpool of which the third film will be rated R.

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Prestoff
02/24/21 3:52:49 PM
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Frozen was rated PG primarily for marketing reasons. There's barely anything in that movie that warrants it that past rated G movies didn't have.

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RadiantJoyrock
02/24/21 4:01:25 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Frozen was rated PG primarily for marketing reasons. There's barely anything in that movie that warrants it that past rated G movies didn't have.
G rating has gotten MUCH harder to get over the years.
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Serious Cat
02/24/21 4:30:45 PM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...
G rating has gotten MUCH harder to get over the years.
This. Any sort of content advisory at all guarantees a PG.

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The Trent
02/24/21 4:31:45 PM
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i guess some mickeymouses always tryna ice skate uphill

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/24/21 4:35:03 PM
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so Blade gonna kill vampires without any blood spilling or cursing??
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SPE
02/24/21 5:44:06 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
so Blade gonna kill vampires without any blood spilling or cursing??

do you remember that blade scene where there is a nightclub and there is a blood shower thing? That would be a no-no now.

any vampire bites would be off screen.

heck I would not be surprised if sword fights need to be like in the xena tv show (you hit them with the sword, no actual slicing or stabbing)

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/24/21 5:45:38 PM
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Then I want to see blade when he was growing up
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SquirtleSkwad
02/24/21 5:45:45 PM
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Feige playing it safe as usual. The only reason he kept Deadpool rated R is because he knew people would be pissed.

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SPE
02/24/21 5:49:12 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Then I want to see blade when he was growing up


disney is in a bit of a woke phase, so I can see them doing this:

this is a tale about Blade, when he was growing up, before he was a half-vampire. Blade was a young teen learning about love and race relations in 1970s America. Him and his pet bat, named Keesee will be in a tale of personal growth and the quest for finding personal pride. Who knows? He may even become a half vampire by the end of the movie!



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DeadBankerDream
02/24/21 5:51:38 PM
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Is there an actual Blade movie in the works?
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sktgamer_13dude
02/24/21 6:02:44 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Is there an actual Blade movie in the works?

Down the line, yes.

They cast the guy who played Cottonmouth in Luke Cage to be Blade. Thats basically all the info we have on the movie tho iirc.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/24/21 6:11:28 PM
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SPE posted...
disney is in a bit of a woke phase, so I can see them doing this: this is a tale about Blade, when he was growing up, before he was a half-vampire. Blade was a young teen learning about love and race relations in 1970s America. Him and his pet bat, named Keesee will be in a tale of personal growth and the quest for finding personal pride. Who knows? He may even become a half vampire by the end of the movie!
Wasn't Blade born in 1922 London? I suppose he could still be teenager in the 70s due to half-vampire physiology. How fast does Blade age?
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FigureOfSpeech
02/24/21 6:13:33 PM
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I still think a pg13 blade is better idea than blade 3 was >_>
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Tyranthraxus
02/24/21 6:18:11 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Deadpool 3 ought to double down, and do a G-rated edit a few months later.

You'd have to delete the whole movie for G rated. You basically have to be like Blues Clues to get a G rating. It's kinda difficult actually. Most everything is PG / PG13

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SPE
02/24/21 6:28:26 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Wasn't Blade born in 1922 London? I suppose he could still be teenager in the 70s due to half-vampire physiology. How fast does Blade age?

no idea lol, tbqh

but I did an appropriate alternate version then:

this is a tale about Blade, when he was growing up, before he was a half-vampire. Blade was a young teen learning about love and colonialism in 1920s England. Him and his pet bat, named Keeseinworth, will be in a tale of personal growth and the quest for finding personal pride. Who knows? He may even become a half vampire by the end of the movie!

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Compsognathus
02/24/21 6:45:12 PM
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Yeah Blade is actually English in the comics, though that aspect of his character never gets adapted.

I do think the idea that Blade has to be R is a bit silly. Like Blade's stories throughout the years never were much more R-rated than most other super heroes.

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AlisLandale
02/24/21 6:48:45 PM
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Blade has to stop the evil hotdogs. Ketchup was everywhere.

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Blue_Popo
02/24/21 7:28:28 PM
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To be expected.

It'll be fine. Pg13 can push enough in the violence side. Say good bye to bad words though.

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