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CosmicShadows
02/23/21 5:24:35 PM
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https://www.eatthis.com/news-ugly-side-effects-eating-ranch/

I neee to learn how to make my own.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/23/21 5:26:14 PM
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i feel like that article is targeted at the folks who use like a bottle of ranch per day and put it on everything. if you use reasonable amounts of it then it's fine

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Robot2600
02/23/21 5:26:15 PM
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Fuck that article. Vegetables are still better for you than meat.
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nothanks1
02/23/21 5:27:33 PM
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or you need to stop the gimmick ollie
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CosmicShadows
02/23/21 5:28:32 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i feel like that article is targeted at the folks who use like a bottle of ranch per day and put it on everything. if you use reasonable amounts of it then it's fine


I mean it's the only dressing i use for my salads. Plus i workout. So I guess the exercise offsets the ranch.
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Compsognathus
02/23/21 5:28:41 PM
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Step 1) Buy Cottage Cheese
Step 2) Buy Ranch Seasoning
Step 3) Add Seasoning to Cottage Cheese
Step 4) Blend the fuck out of it
Step 5) Enjoy your considerably healthier ranch dip.

Thin out with a bit of milk if you want a pourable dressing.

Also you can get creative. Want some heat to it, add some jalapeos. The world is your oyster.

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Dreepapult
02/23/21 5:49:43 PM
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I like blue cheese instead, which is also probably bad for me lol

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