Current Events > Big macs are one of the most disgusting burgers ever invented.

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Who actually still eats them?
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ur cow of a mum

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They aren't the most offensive thing at McDonald's at least.

no. You have no fucking clue what youre talking about. You want to talk about worst burgers? Im about to tell you about the worst burger.

so look. Im stuck at home by myself, and its lunch time. Im a lazy fuck so I look to order some McDonalds for delivery. And I see theres a new item on the menu, a Bipu Chili Bogo, which I assumed was Korean for Beef Chili Burger but is actually translated to be the nastiest shit youll ever taste in your life, but Im getting ahead of myself.

im looking at the Bipu Chili Bogo and thinking to myself thats horrifying but also Im really curious. So against my better judgment and the will of God I throw myself into the arms of sin and order the abomination.

The food gets here; and im
looking at it, and the picture didnt do it justice. Its just a fucking mcdouble. Its literally just your average McDouble with some chili smooshed under the bun.

and look, my expectations were low. I was expecting that shit to be like, oozing out of the sides or something, but the chili ended up having the consistency of paste. Not like, tomato paste, which is often an actual ingredient in chili. Like first grade arts and crafts paste.

oh, and the surprise ingredient, one beautifully smeared, cum-stain shaped glob of sour cream just rimming the edge of the burger. That shit wasnt even inside it was literally just stuck right there, like these motherfuckers forgot to put it on, and they couldnt open the bun because the fucking chili had it gorilla glued shut.

so Im looking at this wretched slop and the only thing I can see is the image in my head of God laughing at me for becoming the victim of my own hubris. And I take a bite, tears streaming down my face and crying into the sticky chili glue I have only myself to blame!

absolutely awful, and I ate that shit. I ate the whole thing because I deserved it. And i tell you, the worst part about the ordeal? Look, Last time I had food poisoning my skin turned gray and I was too weak to even roll out of bed, no position was comfortable, I was in constant agony. And this burger didnt give me food poisoning! But I wish that it had, because then at least I wouldve had gotten ANYTHING but the soul-cutting disappointment in my own existence.

so look, before you complain about your food, just remember the McDonalds Bipu Chili Bogo. Or dont. Maybe its better for the sanity of the collective conscious that that monstrosity becomes forgotten as quickly as possible.

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AlisLandale posted...

uh uh honey I ain't reading all that shit


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i hope that's pasta bro

this is a lame gimmick bro

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Big macs are not burgers and they're great if you don't view them as such. They are their own food.

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I like a big Mac. Doesn't matter where you are, LA, New York, Ebbing, Arkansas, Sydney, Kalgoorlie, Penistone, London, Scunthorpe or Doncaster, a McDonald's is a McDonald's is a McDonald's and it's all comforting and fattening.
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DamnSasquatch posted...

this is a lame gimmick bro

You think everything's a gimmick.
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TheOtherMike posted...

They aren't the most offensive thing at McDonald's at least.

This. Even if the Thousand Island dressings not the best, at least it covers up the cardboard taste of the patty better than most of their menu.

Yesterday someone I know posted a complaint about Uber Eats on Twitter because their McDonalds burger came wrong and customer support basically disregarded him, and how he would unsubscribe from Uber Pass and never use Uber Eats again
I knew better but I really wanted to tell him his first mistake was ordering McD's to begin with >_>

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sauceje posted...

Yesterday someone I know posted a complaint about Uber Eats on Twitter because their McDonalds burger came wrong and customer support basically disregarded him, and how he would unsubscribe from Uber Pass and never use Uber Eats again
I knew better but I really wanted to tell him his first mistake was ordering McD's to begin with >_>

I will never get fast food delivered.
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CosmicShadows posted...

I will never get fast food delivered.

pizza is fast food

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I like em

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