Poll of the Day > 19 y/o Kid FAKED his own KIDNAPPING just to get ONE day off WORK!! Look At Him!

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Full Throttle
02/22/21 5:50:32 PM
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Do you think this kid was an idiot to think this would work?



19 y/o Nimrod, Brandon Soules, an Arizona Tire Factory worker is accused of FAKING his own KIDNAPPING just to get a DAY out of WORK!!

Police found him with his hands tied with his own belt and a bandanna stuffed in his mouth in Coolidge as Soules told 5-0 that 2 masked men knocked him unconscious and kidnapped him before dumping him near a water tower

He later admitted to being a pinocchio and made it all up just to get out of a day's work at The Tire Factory when police found no evidence of a crime

Pictures released by cops showed him laying on the ground after he was found by a passerby

Commander Mark Tercero said "He informed us that he, at first, stuffed a bandanna in his mouth and afterward he took off his own belt and bound his hands with his own belt and laid on the ground and scooted to the side of the road where somebody could see him and waited"

Officers became suspicious of his story when they saw surveillance footage around his home.

He made up the story and said it was because his dad owed money to men.

Apparently Soules would rather have a fun day and faked his kidnapping in hopes of getting 1-2 days off work...he has now been FIRED.

Do you think this kid was an idiot to think this would work?

https://i.imgur.com/Twz94sZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qo5ORB4.jpg

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wwinterj25
02/22/21 8:48:32 PM
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Surely just phoning in sick would be better than this.

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LinkPizza
02/22/21 8:58:34 PM
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I think its funny when Ducky puts Look At Him/Her in the titles...
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Zeus
02/22/21 9:17:07 PM
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https://youtu.be/Bk3y7GvfQ-E?t=168

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SunWuKung420
02/22/21 9:20:25 PM
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So millennial...

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Lil_Bit83
02/22/21 9:55:35 PM
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Couldn't he have just phoned in sick?

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trodi_911
02/22/21 10:46:32 PM
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Instead of one day off work, he has all the days off work.

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party_animal07
02/22/21 10:56:09 PM
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Seems like just as much effort as actually being at work to me.

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BlackScythe0
02/23/21 2:04:27 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
So millennial...

He isn't old enough to be a millennial.
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Raddest_Chad
02/23/21 2:40:18 AM
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This would've been less illegal:

https://youtu.be/7bXjWRXDFV8
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LinkPizza
02/23/21 3:12:13 AM
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If I wanted a day off, Id rather play a game at home instead of spending all day pretending to be kidnapped...
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SunWuKung420
02/23/21 7:46:22 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
He isn't old enough to be a millennial.
The trickle down effect is valid for the mindset. I'll bet he'll claim he was being overworked like a sweatshop employee while barely working 30hrs a week.

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