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TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 11:33:21 AM #1: |
"You need at least 5 years experience, sorry"
"but it says entry level" "that means you're entering the company. its the entry level to our company" "youre paying minimum wage" "security!" --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 02/11/21 11:34:13 AM #2: |
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TheGoldenEel 02/11/21 11:35:04 AM #3: |
My experience with my current job is, apply anyway. Cant hurt
my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 02/11/21 11:35:35 AM #4: |
They can be as picky as they want because they're guaranteed at least 100 applicants
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R1masher 02/11/21 11:35:48 AM #5: |
I just wear something sexy
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:39:32 AM #6: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
my job asked for someone with 5-8 years software experience and I had none...usually involving software that's only existed for two or three years. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 02/11/21 11:44:20 AM #7: |
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Jagr_68 02/11/21 11:46:39 AM #8: |
"Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS."
"Salary is $11/hr" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:48:02 AM #9: |
Jagr_68 posted...
"Must have Graduate degree. NO EXCEPTIONS."If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 11:48:54 AM #10: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you.can i go back to my school and get a refund? --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 02/11/21 11:48:56 AM #11: |
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 11:49:20 AM #12: |
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
can i go back to my school and get a refund?Go ask Joe Biden. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 02/11/21 11:50:52 AM #13: |
Trust me, you wouldn't wanna work at those type of companies.
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DarkBuster22904 02/11/21 11:55:17 AM #14: |
*requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old*
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nothanks1 02/11/21 11:57:21 AM #15: |
*requires 5 years windows server*
*has no experience, falsifies resume, lies in interview, spends most of the day googling* And that kids is how I got my first job with only six months experience --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 02/11/21 11:58:38 AM #16: |
DarkBuster22904 posted...
*requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old* B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old. It is the most unintuitive software I have ever used. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 12:00:16 PM #17: |
SiO4 posted...
B'ahaha, our software is a minimum of 20 years old.At least it's not some ancient minicomputer running COBOL or FORTRAN or something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/11/21 12:01:11 PM #18: |
DarkBuster22904 posted...
*requires 10 years experience working with a piece of software that's five years old*i saw a meme of a job that wanted 15 years of social media experience i can show them my fucking xanga and my livejournal lmao wtf --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 02/11/21 12:07:02 PM #19: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
It may as well be. I should take a few pics of it. The home screen literally looks like an Atari game. The keystrokes are all over the place. Need to go back hit esc?....Nope F4. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 02/11/21 12:08:39 PM #20: |
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
DarkBuster22904 posted... "And here is a printed timeline copy of my finest FB shitposts ranging from 2009-2014" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Top Crusader 02/11/21 12:12:41 PM #21: |
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
"You need at least 5 years experience, sorry" I had an interview at a security company once and they wanted to hire me, but it was minimum wage so I turned them down. >_> Although to be fair most security just involves watching monitors and walking around once in a while. Depends on the location I guess. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zanzenburger 02/11/21 12:34:37 PM #22: |
I can picture the OP being a Family Guy gag. Likely with Brian.
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Anteaterking 02/11/21 12:36:12 PM #23: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
If you've got a degree, yet still take a job paying by the hour, that's on you. You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 02/11/21 12:38:35 PM #24: |
HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway.
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Questionmarktarius 02/11/21 12:45:02 PM #25: |
Anteaterking posted...
You seem to be under the impression that "hourly" and "low wages" are identical.that's fair ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlemayor333 02/11/21 12:46:33 PM #26: |
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TheMikh 02/11/21 12:53:57 PM #27: |
future boss at the interview for my current job: "your resume suggested you're underqualified/inexperienced for this role but your technical assessment results blew all the other applicants out of the water"
now carrying the entire company from a development standpoint aside from more executive matters managed by the boss Paragon21XX posted... HR always tacks on a bunch of unnecessary bullshit to job listings such as "X years of experience" on an entry-level job. If you think you can do the job, apply anyway. this, absolutely --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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