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The_Creep_2020 02/04/21 6:18:42 PM #1: |
What do you think the funniest death would be?
Please note: I am not advocating for suicide, murder or the death of anyone, merely indulging a penchant for black comedy. Mods, please feel free to delete this topic if it crosses the line from extremely tacky to offensive If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts or are thinking of harming yourself, please contact your local suicide prevention hotline. In the United States this is National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) In Australia, it is Lifeline 13 11 14 --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 02/04/21 6:19:22 PM #2: |
That would be robber who tossed a cinder block at a liquor store window only to have it bounce off and kill him has to be up there.
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Smackems 02/04/21 6:20:06 PM #3: |
Smothered by cemen
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HypnospaceInlaw 02/04/21 6:20:42 PM #4: |
Noxious fart
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/04/21 6:21:48 PM #5: |
Having a heart attack in a fun house.
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Alteres 02/04/21 6:22:13 PM #6: |
Drowning in a water tower on the roof has to be up there.
If only for the continuous reactions to it. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 02/04/21 6:22:45 PM #7: |
Someone tries to shoot the man who "stole" his crush but it's in a kitchen and the bullet ricochets across multiple pots, pans, and other assortments of things people are holding and hits the shooter in the head.
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Naysaspace 02/04/21 6:22:56 PM #8: |
buried alive in cow manure
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EricDraven59 02/04/21 6:23:26 PM #10: |
Alteres posted...
Drowning in a water tower on the roof has to be up there.Thats not funny though. Somebody murdered her and got away with it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Music_Rock_Cat 02/04/21 6:24:07 PM #11: |
car accident saw one i saw dude got his eye hanging it was the funniest ever
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HypnospaceInlaw 02/04/21 6:26:07 PM #12: |
This topic is getting shitty real quick
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AlisLandale 02/04/21 6:27:36 PM #13: |
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Music_Rock_Cat 02/04/21 6:34:01 PM #14: |
Then the guy on 4chan that shot himself we were drunk jaughing at the screaming mom covered in blood
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Azardea 02/04/21 6:37:17 PM #15: |
Slipping on a banana peel and cracking your skull open. That'd be pretty hilarious.
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The_Creep_2020 02/04/21 6:39:01 PM #16: |
Topic was inspired by the civil war officer whose last words were they couldnt hit an elephant at this distance
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Yazarogi 02/04/21 6:41:07 PM #17: |
Alright, make a razor wire noose. Get up on a chair and put the noose around your head. Super glue your hands to the sides of your head, then jump off.
it would look like you ripped your own head off. --- "There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust." - Pinbacker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 02/04/21 6:41:20 PM #18: |
Getting trampled to death while holding a don't tread on me flag
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Heartomaton 02/04/21 6:44:27 PM #19: |
Yazarogi posted...
Alright, make a razor wire noose. Get up on a chair and put the noose around your head. Super glue your hands to the sides of your head, then jump off. If done on a basketball court, it'd look like you were going for a slam dunk. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alexis_Heartly 02/04/21 6:46:18 PM #20: |
Killer clown
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R1masher 02/04/21 6:47:52 PM #21: |
Magic show volunteer
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 02/04/21 6:51:11 PM #22: |
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CE_gonna_CE 02/04/21 6:52:35 PM #23: |
Sifting on the toilet, scrolling GF, having a heart attack and having a Vegy topic open on your phone
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AlisLandale 02/04/21 7:29:21 PM #24: |
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sifting on the toilet, scrolling GF, having a heart attack and having a Vegy topic open on your phone shes ready --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 02/04/21 7:30:49 PM #25: |
Prank gone wrong.
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modena 02/04/21 7:35:27 PM #27: |
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sifting on the toilet, scrolling GF, having a heart attack and having a Vegy topic open on your phoneLol! I would add the guy that Bill Burr said jumped out of a helicopter because he was terminally ill.But he survived only to die in the hospital. --- I'm surrounded ... Copied to Clipboard!
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geshkigal 02/04/21 7:35:34 PM #28: |
I always see myself getting in a car crash staring at cute females on the street.
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