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AzurexNightmare
02/01/21 3:57:32 PM
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Which?








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ThyCorndog
02/01/21 3:58:59 PM
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spicy diarrhea is the worst. some of those on your list like the half fart poop are enjoyable

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AzurexNightmare
02/01/21 4:00:09 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
spicy diarrhea is the worst. some of those on your list like the half fart poop are enjoyable
What sucks about the half fart poop is that it makes you go back to the restroom four more times to squeeze out new extra turds and it wastes your fucking time.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/01/21 4:00:12 PM
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Slow day mentally?

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CommunismFTW
02/01/21 4:01:03 PM
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I had the worst poop experience of my life with salmonella.

I went on vacation with my ex for a week across the country. Made sure we got an excellent hotel, a gameplan to hit the best spots to eat/drink/have fun and also celebrate her graduation on the third to last day before getting ready to head back.

On the first night we went to a place I got a chicken sandwich that I noticed was raw in the middle after too many bites (like ice cold dead center) and I swapped it out for something else. We went back to the hotel.

The fever, delerium, shits, vomiting and overall body purging process was so bad I thought I was going to die. At one point I had my face in the toilet and, since it was right next to the shower, my ass in the shower while the hot water was on blast. Both ends were hit with apocalyptic judgment in that position on and off for over twelve hours before I went to the ER and got diagnosed with it and put on IV.

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R1masher
02/01/21 4:02:07 PM
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Burrito shits, fat and blunt on both ends, just abruptly rips itself out, stretches you with pain, and leaves you open

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AzurexNightmare
02/01/21 4:04:06 PM
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CommunismFTW posted...
I had the worst poop experience of my life with salmonella.

I went on vacation with my ex for a week across the country. Made sure we got an excellent hotel, a gameplan to hit the best spots to eat/drink/have fun and also celebrate her graduation on the third to last day before getting ready to head back.

On the first night we went to a place I got a chicken sandwich that I noticed was raw in the middle after too many bites (like ice cold dead center) and I swapped it out for something else. We went back to the hotel.

The fever, delerium, shits, vomiting and overall body purging process was so bad I thought I was going to die. At one point I had my face in the toilet and, since it was right next to the shower, my ass in the shower while the hot water was on blast. Both ends were hit with apocalyptic judgment in that position on and off for over twelve hours before I went to the ER and got diagnosed with it and put on IV.
Are you exaggerating because this is nuts. Were you puking and shitting at the same time?

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Will_VIIII
02/01/21 4:04:31 PM
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Whichever one results in endless wiping where no progress is being made

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AzurexNightmare
02/01/21 4:04:58 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Whichever one results in endless wiping where no progress is being made
Ah the sticky shits... I should have included that one.

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Firewerx
02/01/21 4:05:38 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Whichever one results in endless wiping where no progress is being made


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IronChef_Kirby
02/01/21 4:06:20 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Whichever one results in endless wiping where no progress is being made


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Perascamin
02/01/21 4:06:43 PM
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I never have gas when defecating, wtf is wrong with you guys

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Turbam
02/01/21 4:06:55 PM
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The ones where you have to take off all of your clothes just to make it through

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DravenRainrix
02/01/21 4:08:08 PM
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What the one that feels like you're dropping loads of little pebbles out your arse? Or is that just me?

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MrResetti
02/01/21 4:09:01 PM
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The ones that end up in my pants

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Kami_no_Kami
02/01/21 4:09:59 PM
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Soft snd sticky. I hate having to wiggle my ass back and forth to try to shake the last turd off. Also, when its sticky I never feel clean until I get to have a shower.
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Sictis
02/01/21 4:11:21 PM
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When you think you've finished wiping, but then there's a stubborn leftover bit that won't go away. Goddamn annoying.

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TheOtherMike
02/01/21 4:20:08 PM
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The "marbles and water" shits.
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nativengine
02/01/21 4:20:09 PM
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The endless wiper for me followed by the stomach flu liquid shits constantly for 24-48 hours.

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/21 4:43:18 PM
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The "encore" poop after already wiping.
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CommunismFTW
02/01/21 4:45:53 PM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
Are you exaggerating because this is nuts. Were you puking and shitting at the same time?

I had to go to the hospital. It was that bad, was confirmed as salmonella and I had to report the place because I was from out of state.

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Unspecified_NPC
02/01/21 4:48:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The "encore" poop after already wiping.
Fucking this. And the sticky shits too

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mustachedmystic
02/01/21 5:08:00 PM
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when i have surgery, the anesthesia makes me constipated as fuck. when i can finally push it out, its like passing jagged chunks of granite.

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