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My sister made fun of me for being a year older than me (stronger and smarter at the time because this was around first grade) and I told her "Yeah but you're gonna die one year before I do!"

LMAO. I thought if someone was older than you by a year that they'd automatically die before you do.

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everyone was robots and they all could watch me when I did something embarrassing in private.

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That eating fast food is inherently unhealthy for you. I work out 6 days a week and in recent years I've found that the McDonald's Big Mac is perhaps the best possible food you can eat for bulking up. I always buy at least two before each gym session (every other day; i alternate between lifting and cardio) and the difference I've noticed is insane.

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That I can be successful in life
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McDonalds Big Macs are the best possible foods for bulking? The what now?

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Leaf-- posted...

That eating fast food is inherently unhealthy for you. I work out 6 days a week and in recent years I've found that the McDonald's Big Mac is perhaps the best possible food you can eat for bulking up. I always buy at least two before each gym session (every other day; i alternate between lifting and cardio) and the difference I've noticed is insane.

I think if I ate two Big Macs before working out, I'd vomit.

jon1012 posted...

McDonalds Big Macs are the best possible foods for bulking? The what now?

490 calories
28g of protein
41g of carbs
24g of fat

don't fight me on this you won't win


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Esrac posted...

I think if I ate two Big Macs before working out, I'd vomit.

that's probably because you never work out

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That airplane toilets just dropped the waste right out of the plane when you flushed lol. I think it was just that mean suction that made me think that.

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Banana and Sprite makes you vomit

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I thought "drinking and driving" included non-alcoholic beverages. When I was about 7, I snatched a can of Coca Cola out of my mom's hand and told her not to drink and drive.

I thought money laundering was when you leave money in your pockets and you do laundry.

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Irony posted...

Banana and Sprite makes you vomit

who did you have to blow for that username

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Your mom

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All dogs were male and all cats were female. I'm guessing the reason I thought this as a kid was because cartoons usually had a female cat and a male dog.

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Irony posted...

Your mom

Wow! what a funny post.

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That true love actually existed

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I was afraid that the bathrooms of Red Lobster restaurants might have an escaped lobster.

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My brother told me that Michael Jackson sang the Pokemon theme song

I believed that for years smh

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KlRBEH posted...

My brother told me that Michael Jackson sang the Pokemon theme song

I believed that for years smh

He sang one of the songs

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That the Kingdom Hearts games were amazing.

KlRBEH posted...

My brother told me that Michael Jackson sang the Pokemon theme song

I believed that for years smh

This song on the 2BA Master album definitely has a Michael Jackson vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGHjDDsH93Q

I think the people who made the music for that show were just going for that sound.

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That disposable cameras just automatically send the pictures to CVS and you can throw them out.

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Irony posted...

He sang one of the songs

Stop lying to me man lmao

Damn_Underscore posted...

I think the people who made the music for that show were just going for that sound.

Looking back yeah they definitely were

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I used to have faith in humanity.

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That a computer bug meant that actual bugs were in the computer.

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I didn't believe in much. All my childhood, my father told me I was stupid. This was the only thing I knew. There's no room for believing in things.

I grew up and realized it was true. I'm stupid. But I know that I shouldn't believe in things. Power, results, change that you can grasp in your hand... This is all that matters. I will reforge this world.

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Leaf-- posted...

That eating fast food is inherently unhealthy for you. I work out 6 days a week and in recent years I've found that the McDonald's Big Mac is perhaps the best possible food you can eat for bulking up. I always buy at least two before each gym session (every other day; i alternate between lifting and cardio) and the difference I've noticed is insane.

Funny thing is, I have multiple friends that do this. Buy a bunch of fast food and stuff and get jacked. Wish I had the discipline to work out lol

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At one point I thought my family was weird for not doing everything the radio / TV ads said to do. (This would've been when I was like... maybe 5 at most?)

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God.

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