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DJquackquack
01/30/21 3:55:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/PHSJCMkUa9Y

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CableZL
01/30/21 3:57:21 PM
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Why

He better hope he doesn't get any infections from that

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AldousIsDead
01/30/21 4:00:07 PM
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As a desert surveyor, I can say that Cholla are among the worst and dude is going to have the devil's itch for days.

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Chicken
01/30/21 4:04:06 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
As a desert surveyor, I can say that Cholla are among the worst and dude is going to have the devil's itch for days.
Its a 7 year old video. I bet he still suffers.

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Tyranthraxus
01/30/21 4:05:05 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with people I mean really now

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Cobalt_Wasps
01/30/21 4:08:16 PM
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lmfao that was way gnarlier than when Steve-o did it
this guy screams like a pig lol

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/30/21 4:09:25 PM
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sounds like he got himself into a prickly situation...

>_>

for real tho, those pig squeals are gonna haunt me. lmao
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kingdrake2
01/30/21 4:09:50 PM
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Cobalt_Wasps posted...
this guy screams like a pig


can confirm that.
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DJquackquack
01/30/21 4:50:06 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
can confirm that.
Seconded.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/30/21 4:57:27 PM
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What a prick!!
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Hayame Zero
01/30/21 4:59:55 PM
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Cobalt_Wasps posted...
lmfao that was way gnarlier than when Steve-o did it
this guy screams like a pig lol
Dunn's was funnier.

"It's cacti!"
"It's a cactus."
"Whatever it is, it hurts!"

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Boombam99
01/30/21 5:06:06 PM
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I said Id do it, so I did it.
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Kitt
01/30/21 5:07:25 PM
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One time I managed to walk into a cactus that was in the middle of a parking lot. Still not sure how I did that.

Spent the rest of that day pulling the pricks out of my hand.

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Murphiroth
01/30/21 5:10:20 PM
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Jumping chollas are nasty but make for great home defense. Just plant them outside your windows, no one is breaking in.

The stems detach from the main plant super easily and attach to anything that so much as brushes up against them. I once had one stick to the front of my right shoe just barely at a weird angle and then when I took a step forward it speared clear through my left achilles tendon.

My dog also walked through a patch once and came out with once dangling off her chin. As I tried to remove it she swung her head toward me and embedded it in my thigh. Had to wedge a comb underneath it to remove it.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/30/21 5:16:53 PM
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Did anyone notice that huge gnarly prick in that guys ass?? I bet that hurt.
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SPE
01/30/21 5:22:08 PM
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wow at his screams.

do you think he cried or was it just screaming?

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SpaceBear_
01/30/21 5:23:16 PM
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The immediate screaming gets me everytime.

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Frosted_Midna
01/30/21 5:23:28 PM
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I remember this video and I STILL think he is dumb for jumping in that!

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The Popo
01/30/21 5:23:34 PM
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Reminds me of Super Humman on Twitter...

https://mobile.twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1281266540948656129

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Chicken
01/30/21 5:24:24 PM
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I hope he wore a cup

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Vicious_Dios
01/30/21 5:24:26 PM
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So many quotables.



- ZACK, HELP ME NOW. HELP. ME. NOW....
- I'M GOING TO SLEEP! I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLEEP!
- OWIE!
- IT WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HAND THING.


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Ving_Rhames
01/30/21 5:25:03 PM
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lmao, those tiny jumping cactus that kind of magnetize into you are bad enough as is, why the hell would you jump INTO one.

The Popo posted...
Reminds me of Super Humman on Twitter...

https://mobile.twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1281266540948656129

LOLOL I always start laughing when he starts doing his amp up breathing

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The Popo
01/30/21 5:27:43 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
LOLOL I always start laughing when he starts doing his amp up breathing

I always wonder what his neighbors are thinking. Granted, he only screams for like 30 seconds per video, and he probably does a video per week, but when its happening, they gotta be thinking Will this asshole just STFU?

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DJquackquack
01/30/21 5:27:45 PM
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Kitt posted...
One time I managed to walk into a cactus that was in the middle of a parking lot. Still not sure how I did that.

Spent the rest of that day pulling the pricks out of my hand.
Why on earth was there a cactus in the middle of a parking lot?

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AldousIsDead
01/30/21 5:28:35 PM
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DJquackquack posted...
Why on earth was there a cactus in the middle of a parking lot?
Decoration.

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Murphiroth
01/30/21 5:29:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzTse9Dsaw

Jumping cactus are the worst.
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Southernfatman
01/30/21 5:30:23 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Dunn's was funnier.

"It's cacti!"
"It's a cactus."
"Whatever it is, it hurts!"

What I immediately thought of when I saw this topic.

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Vicious_Dios
01/30/21 5:30:29 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
LOLOL I always start laughing when he starts doing his amp up breathing

Compound that with his lispy voice and those epic Whoop Whoops before he sticks the landing has me dying.

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Cobalt_Wasps
01/30/21 5:51:19 PM
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Bryfang posted...
I thought it was gonna be this guy, he makes a lot of these videos:

https://youtu.be/PqgsZls_dag

NGL though, this guy really sold that video, that shit was amazing.

wow this dude is great!


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BloodMoon7
01/30/21 6:10:04 PM
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I once grabbed a cactus. It really hurt.

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YugiNoob
01/30/21 6:16:03 PM
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Imagine if he had done that nude and jumped as high as he could've offed the car. That would've taken some serious...balls :3

Not that that wasn't ultra gutsy/stupid though.

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DJquackquack
01/31/21 12:34:34 AM
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Bryfang posted...
I thought it was gonna be this guy, he makes a lot of these videos:

https://youtu.be/PqgsZls_dag

NGL though, this guy really sold that video, that shit was amazing.
Is that guy a dwarf? He looks like the little person from Game Of Thrones!

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CE_gonna_CE
01/31/21 12:46:05 AM
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viewmaster_pi
01/31/21 12:50:33 AM
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god i wish i had a cholla cactus gf

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GeraldDarko
01/31/21 12:50:56 AM
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Kitt
01/31/21 2:38:33 PM
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DJquackquack posted...
Why on earth was there a cactus in the middle of a parking lot?
That's a good question. It always seemed super out of place.

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Returning_CEmen
01/31/21 3:19:35 PM
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I got jumping cholla in the back of my calf one time. It hurt for weeks
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SamsungGearS2
01/31/21 3:24:25 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Did anyone notice that huge gnarly prick in that guys ass?? I bet that hurt.
I bet it felt like having Fifteen pens in your ass!!

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DJquackquack
01/31/21 6:35:02 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I got jumping cholla in the back of my calf one time. It hurt for weeks
Did it leave splinters?

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