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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:23:06 AM
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I thought this was just a lame joke or meme, but it actually did and now I'm freaking out

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pegusus123456
01/30/21 2:23:41 AM
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Why are you using a condom to masturbate?

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/30/21 2:25:26 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Why are you using a condom to masturbate?

Beat me to it.

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DarkChozoGhost
01/30/21 2:25:43 AM
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plan b is like 50 bucks dude don't sweat it

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Heartomaton
01/30/21 2:25:56 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Why are you using a condom to masturbate?

Less mess, would be my guess.

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MabusIncarnate
01/30/21 2:26:00 AM
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It's okay you can't get a sock pregnant

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:28:42 AM
#7:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
plan b is like 50 bucks dude don't sweat it

she went home :(

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:29:53 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
she went home :(
Do you feel okay about having a child with this woman?

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:30:48 AM
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JTilly posted...
Do you feel okay about having a child with this woman?

I just met her

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jon1012
01/30/21 2:31:21 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Beat me to it.

beat m I rite

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:34:05 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I just met her
Do you feel okay about having a child with this woman?

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jon1012
01/30/21 2:34:10 AM
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Get the morning after pill now. The only other option is to pray that shes not pregnant.

Did you notice it was broken after you came?

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:34:21 AM
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JTilly posted...
Do you feel okay about having a child with this woman?

hell no

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Harpie
01/30/21 2:34:25 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I just met her

DarkChozoGhost posted...
plan b is like 50 bucks dude don't sweat it
She has 4-5 days to take it. The sooner the better

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:34:55 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
hell no
So you fucked some trashy ass hoe than?

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:35:23 AM
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jon1012 posted...
Get the morning after pill now. The only other option is to pray that shes not pregnant.

Did you notice it was broken after you came?

I'm pretty sure I didn't finish, but still freaking out

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:36:00 AM
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JTilly posted...
So you fucked some trashy ass hoe than?

no, it's easy to **** women when you just put six pack pictures on dating apps

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:36:13 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I'm pretty sure I didn't finish, but still freaking out
How are you sure you didnt finish

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:36:49 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
no, it's easy to **** women when you just put six pack pictures on dating apps
So youre a lying asshole?

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Harpie
01/30/21 2:37:14 AM
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JTilly posted...
So youre a lying asshole?
lol what

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JTilly
01/30/21 2:37:42 AM
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Harpie posted...
lol what
tc is obese

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 2:38:23 AM
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JTilly posted...
How are you sure you didnt finish

Ya lol, like 99.9% full finish, idk bout pre stuff lol

JTilly posted...
So youre a lying asshole?

I'm not lying dude, just post good pics, use snap chat and tell them to come over after they see you're not a catfish

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jon1012
01/30/21 1:13:41 PM
#23:


Post a pic of your future babymama

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samurai bandit
01/30/21 1:15:23 PM
#24:


Tell them so they can get the pill themselves

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MedeaLysistrata
01/30/21 1:16:36 PM
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tc, meaningless sex is about as much of a personality as drugs is

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AvlButtslam
01/30/21 1:19:01 PM
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JTilly posted...

tc is obese

TC has posted pics before and he does look pretty good from what I remember
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PSXer_5D_MkIII
01/30/21 5:11:14 PM
#28:


Just change your name to Ron Mexico
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Dreepapult
01/30/21 5:11:35 PM
#29:


I'm gonna sound preachy maybe, but there is a reason the bible discourages meaningless sex...

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yunalenne10
01/30/21 5:14:19 PM
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Thought of any baby names yet?

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JBaLLEN66
01/30/21 5:15:19 PM
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wow, I was pretty happy until I was reminded of this :(

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Scorsese2002
01/30/21 5:17:21 PM
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JTilly posted...

So you fucked some trashy ass hoe than?


If you havent youre doing it wrong
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Frizzurd
01/30/21 5:35:25 PM
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It's even worse if your gay. All though prep helps with that now.


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TheGoldenEel
01/30/21 5:53:25 PM
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Shes probably on the pill tbh

your main concern should be you didnt catch something

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Abiz_
01/30/21 5:58:35 PM
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Congrats TC
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CanuckCowboy
01/30/21 6:01:49 PM
#36:


You gotta really lube up that hole in your pillow first buds.

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Dark_SilverX
01/30/21 6:04:11 PM
#37:


Scorsese2002 posted...
If you havent youre doing it wrong
this

Fucking trash is a part of the American Dream.

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R1masher
01/30/21 6:05:36 PM
#38:


I was just watching condom fail videos on youtube, this is hilarious

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