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_Savage 01/26/21 11:34:03 PM #1:	:) I'm officially getting older. Discuss --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949963723] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>:) I'm officially getting older. Discuss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobLoblaw_ 01/26/21 11:35:17 PM #2:	babbys first --- http://bob-loblaws-law-blog.blogspot.com/ <cite>BobLoblaw_ posted [p:949963766] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>babbys first </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/26/21 11:35:44 PM #3:	Stop sitting on the toilet for hours --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:949963776] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Stop sitting on the toilet for hours </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/26/21 11:36:18 PM #4:	Had one internally for years Have fun --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949963799] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Had one internally for years Have fun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 01/26/21 11:37:00 PM #5:	I've had some pretty awful ones over the past few years. At least I hope they are hemorrhoids Psyllium Husk helps a lot --- https://imgur.com/m6Rgs8D https://imgur.com/qUMZhdW https://imgur.com/LACtH6q <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:949963819] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>I've had some pretty awful ones over the past few years. At least I hope they are hemorrhoids Psyllium Husk helps a lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WashYourHands 01/26/21 11:37:12 PM #6:	Leave your device in another room when you dump a load --- 20 seconds is all it takes! <cite>WashYourHands posted [p:949963827] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Leave your device in another room when you dump a load </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SPE 01/26/21 11:37:38 PM #7:	Smackems posted... Had one internally for years Have fun how do you know it was that? So it just went away on its own? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! <cite>SPE posted [p:949963841] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Had one internally for years Have fun</quote> how do you know it was that? So it just went away on its own? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 01/26/21 11:37:45 PM #8:	Trim your fingernails before the itchiness begins. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:949963845] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Trim your fingernails before the itchiness begins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 01/26/21 11:37:49 PM #9:	bop it twist it pull it --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:949963852] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>bop it twist it pull it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/26/21 11:38:42 PM #10:	Cherry Ice pop suppository, youre welcome --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:949963881] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Cherry Ice pop suppository, youre welcome </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/26/21 11:40:52 PM #11:	Ok these replies are worrying me --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949963959] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Ok these replies are worrying me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/26/21 11:42:01 PM #12:	SPE posted... how do you know it was that? So it just went away on its own? Been through 2 colonoscopy operations And no I still have it. It's my butt buddy --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949964009] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>SPE posted... </cite> <quote>how do you know it was that? So it just went away on its own?</quote>Been through 2 colonoscopy operations And no I still have it. It's my butt buddy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 01/26/21 11:52:44 PM #14:	You will not be able to poop in public for weeks --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:949964329] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>You will not be able to poop in public for weeks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/26/21 11:53:49 PM #15:	Bio1590 posted... You will not be able to poop in public for weeks Who poops in public to begin with.. --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949964363] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>You will not be able to poop in public for weeks</quote>Who poops in public to begin with.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/26/21 11:54:03 PM #16:	Smackems posted... Had one internally for years Have fun I read this four times and kept seeing "intentionally" instead of "internally." Was going to react very poorly. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:949964375] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Had one internally for years Have fun</quote>I read this four times and kept seeing "intentionally" instead of "internally." Was going to react very poorly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 01/26/21 11:54:20 PM #17:	how do you even know? I feel this is something I should have by now --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:949964380] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>how do you even know? I feel this is something I should have by now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeeeeroyJenkins 01/26/21 11:55:04 PM #18:	I'm in my 40s, and I've never had one. I also love to look at my phone while taking ~20 minute shits. Wtf lol. --- https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU https://youtu.be/TFTSIGeDnDQ https://youtu.be/EasSQGvNAzg https://youtu.be/VQB8KPF_FTo <cite>LeeeeroyJenkins posted [p:949964405] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>I'm in my 40s, and I've never had one. I also love to look at my phone while taking ~20 minute shits. Wtf lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 01/26/21 11:55:15 PM #19:	_Savage posted... Who poops in public to begin with.. I used to avoid it until I moved into a dorm in college with a shared bathroom on your half of the floor. You get used to it. --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:949964409] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>_Savage posted...</cite> <quote> Who poops in public to begin with.. </quote> I used to avoid it until I moved into a dorm in college with a shared bathroom on your half of the floor. You get used to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 01/27/21 12:18:01 AM #20:	The_Creep_2020 posted... how do you even know? I feel this is something I should have by now I woke up after a heavy night of drinking and something wasn't right down there. I didn't realize I had one until I took a dump, wiped, and felt it. I was like so this is a hemorrhoid. It was absolutely disgusting and stuck around a lot longer than I thought it would. Like several weeks, maybe a month, maybe longer I didn't go to a doctor though and barely used prep h because it is literally the foulest stuff ever --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:949965022] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>how do you even know? I feel this is something I should have by now</quote> I woke up after a heavy night of drinking and something wasn't right down there. I didn't realize I had one until I took a dump, wiped, and felt it. I was like so this is a hemorrhoid. It was absolutely disgusting and stuck around a lot longer than I thought it would. Like several weeks, maybe a month, maybe longer I didn't go to a doctor though and barely used prep h because it is literally the foulest stuff ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/27/21 12:18:22 AM #21:	Congrats! --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:949965034] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Congrats! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/27/21 12:18:48 AM #22:	It's really fun when you get a blood clot in one and it swells up to the size of a grape for about a week. Good times. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:949965043] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>It's really fun when you get a blood clot in one and it swells up to the size of a grape for about a week. Good times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 01/27/21 12:19:37 AM #23:	Is it a good one that itches? --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:949965063] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Is it a good one that itches? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 01/27/21 12:22:18 AM #24:	Kinky af --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:949965124] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Kinky af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/27/21 12:23:40 AM #25:	Spray your ass with a hose. Feels good man --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:949965154] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Spray your ass with a hose. Feels good man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 01/27/21 12:23:47 AM #26:	Why are people saying not to sit too long on the toilet? --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:949965157] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Why are people saying not to sit too long on the toilet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/27/21 12:26:10 AM #27:	DrizztLink posted... I read this four times and kept seeing "intentionally" instead of "internally." Was going to react very poorly. There's gotta be a guy out there with that fetish --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949965209] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I read this four times and kept seeing "intentionally" instead of "internally." Was going to react very poorly.</quote>There's gotta be a guy out there with that fetish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/27/21 12:27:19 AM #28:	AzurexNightmare posted... Why are people saying not to sit too long on the toilet? Because it causes hemorrhoids --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:949965236] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Why are people saying not to sit too long on the toilet?</quote>Because it causes hemorrhoids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 01/27/21 12:27:46 AM #29:	Irony posted... Because it causes hemorrhoids Obviously how --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:949965251] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Because it causes hemorrhoids</quote>Obviously how </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/27/21 12:30:36 AM #30:	AzurexNightmare posted... Obviously how Because your asshole hangs lower than the rest of your ass due to toilets being cutout. Gravity then causes blood to pool there and form hemorrhoids --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:949965332] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Obviously how</quote>Because your asshole hangs lower than the rest of your ass due to toilets being cutout. Gravity then causes blood to pool there and form hemorrhoids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 01/27/21 12:33:03 AM #32:	_Savage posted... Who poops in public to begin with.. Normal people --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:949965390] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>_Savage posted...</cite> <quote> Who poops in public to begin with.. </quote> Normal people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 12:47:48 AM #33:	I'm surprised I haven't gotten one sooner. I always push hard as hell when I shit. --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949965716] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>I'm surprised I haven't gotten one sooner. I always push hard as hell when I shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 12:48:29 AM #34:	Bio1590 posted... Normal people No. --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949965736] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>Normal people</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 01/27/21 1:26:48 AM #35:	Irony posted... Because your asshole hangs lower than the rest of your ass due to toilets being cutout. Gravity then causes blood to pool there and form hemorrhoids Wow now I'm going to be paranoid while doing one of the most relaxing things ever --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:949966502] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Because your asshole hangs lower than the rest of your ass due to toilets being cutout. Gravity then causes blood to pool there and form hemorrhoids</quote> Wow now I'm going to be paranoid while doing one of the most relaxing things ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 01/27/21 1:31:18 AM #36:	SuperExcitebike posted... Wow now I'm going to be paranoid while doing one of the most relaxing things ever Sloth is a sin for a reason <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:949966586] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>SuperExcitebike posted... </cite> <quote>Wow now I'm going to be paranoid while doing one of the most relaxing things ever </quote>Sloth is a sin for a reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 01/27/21 1:35:24 AM #37:	MarthGoomba posted... I've had some pretty awful ones over the past few years. At least I hope they are hemorrhoids Psyllium Husk helps a lot I just bought some in capsule form recently but haven't begun to take it. Wasn't sure on dosage, they said five capsules is one dose but that seemed like a lot imo --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:949966655] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>MarthGoomba posted... </cite> <quote>I've had some pretty awful ones over the past few years. At least I hope they are hemorrhoids Psyllium Husk helps a lot</quote>I just bought some in capsule form recently but haven't begun to take it. Wasn't sure on dosage, they said five capsules is one dose but that seemed like a lot imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 1:37:08 AM #38:	Insert them all at once to be sure. --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949966691] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Insert them all at once to be sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 01/27/21 1:38:33 AM #39:	_Savage posted... Insert them all at once to be sure. Not a suppository lol. I think. --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:949966710] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>_Savage posted... </cite> <quote>Insert them all at once to be sure.</quote>Not a suppository lol. I think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 01/27/21 1:38:38 AM #40:	Get a squatty potty --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:949966712] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Get a squatty potty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 01/27/21 1:39:45 AM #41:	Unspecified_NPC posted... Not a suppository lol. I think. Anything can be a suppository if you want it to be! But no they aren't --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:949966735] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted...</cite> <quote> Not a suppository lol. I think. </quote> Anything can be a suppository if you want it to be! But no they aren't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/27/21 2:35:42 AM #42:	Unspecified_NPC posted... I just bought some in capsule form recently but haven't begun to take it. Wasn't sure on dosage, they said five capsules is one dose but that seemed like a lot imo You should just drink it. Like in Metamucil Bio1590 posted... Get a squatty potty This has helped me a little Bio1590 posted... Anything can be a suppository if you want it to be! But no they aren't You're damn right --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949967618] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted... </cite> <quote>I just bought some in capsule form recently but haven't begun to take it. Wasn't sure on dosage, they said five capsules is one dose but that seemed like a lot imo</quote>You should just drink it. Like in Metamucil Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>Get a squatty potty</quote>This has helped me a little Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>Anything can be a suppository if you want it to be! But no they aren't</quote>You're damn right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 01/27/21 2:43:23 AM #43:	Technically we all have them. Don't feel special. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:949967716] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Technically we all have them. Don't feel special. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 2:49:45 AM #44:	LordFarquad1312 posted... Technically we all have them. Don't feel special. But I am special --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>_Savage posted [p:949967790] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>LordFarquad1312 posted...</cite> <quote>Technically we all have them. Don't feel special.</quote> But I am special</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 01/27/21 3:05:13 AM #45:	been having them on and off for about 3 years. sucks. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:949967977] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>been having them on and off for about 3 years. sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 1:48:49 PM #46:	Up. --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949982144] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/27/21 1:49:38 PM #47:	pics or it didn't happen <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:949982181] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>pics or it didn't happen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Savage 01/27/21 1:53:18 PM #48:	one sec is black man ass still allowed on CE? --- <code>f\|u\|t\|a - My anti-drug</code> http://i.minus.com/ibuMjWRfdAZWdP.gif ~ <cite>Choose not a life of imitation</cite> <cite>_Savage posted [p:949982323] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>one sec is black man ass still allowed on CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/27/21 1:54:30 PM #49:	Hurry up and post it before I lose my wood!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:949982368] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Hurry up and post it before I lose my wood!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/27/21 5:40:03 PM #50:	Only other thing I'm gonna say Witch hazel Couple dabs'll do ya --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:949990294] in Just got m... [t:79262270]...</cite> <quote>Only other thing I'm gonna say Witch hazel Couple dabs'll do ya </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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